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Job Predictor - What's Your Predicted JOB? (funny)

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08-07-2004, 09:51 PM	#1
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08-08-2004, 12:29 AM	#33
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08-08-2004, 12:33 AM

#34

woj

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Quote:

Originally posted by petepete
Do you guys think this is for real? How do you think are the predictions accurate?
I don't want to be a a Ping pong ball inspector

The site is just a joke, obviously you can't predict a profession from just a name....

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08-08-2004, 12:35 AM

#35

JayJay

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Quote:

Originally posted by petepete
Do you guys think this is for real? How do you think are the predictions accurate?
I don't want to be a a Ping pong ball inspector

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08-08-2004, 12:36 AM

#36

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Quote:

Originally posted by woj
The site is just a joke, obviously you can't predict a profession from just a name....

I don't get it. You see that the site is a joke, but you don't see that his reply is a joke? Dumbass.

"Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now."

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08-08-2004, 01:06 AM	#37
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08-08-2004, 04:24 AM

#47

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Quote:

Originally posted by Stamen
Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

hehe that's what I wanna do as well

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