man I don't no what is funner, that he really said this shit, or he is our president. This just proves that our president is nothing more than a puppet figure.. There is no way anyone can be this dumb and really run a country.. 
btw sorry if it's a re post but it's funny shit.
Bush Quotes
? "Put The Off Button On."
? "Our Priorities Is Our Faith."
? "They Misunderestimated Me."
? "It's Your Money. You Paid For It."
? "I Think War Is A Dangerous Place."
? "I Don't Need To Be Subliminabable."
? "I'm A Follower Of American Politics."
? "The Future Will Be Better Tomorrow."
? "I Think We Agree- The Past Is Over."
? "I'm The Master Of Low Expectations."
? "For NASA, Space Is Still A High Priority."
? "I Am A Pitbull On The Pantleg Of Opportunity."
? "This Foreign Policy Stuff Is A Little Frustrating."
? "I Understand Small Business Growth. I Was One."
? "If We Don't Succeed, We Run The Risk Of Failure."
? "Welcome To Mrs. Bush And My Fellow Astronauts."
? "The French Don't Have A Word For 'Entrepreneur'."
? "It's Clearly A Budget. It's Got A Lot Of Numbers In It"
? "Will The Highways On The Internet Become More Few?"
? "We Need An Energy Bill That Encourages Consumption."
? "In My Sentences I Go Where No Man Has Gone Before."
? "I Am A Person Who Recognises The Fallacy Of Humans."
? "Rarely Is The Question Asked: Is Our Children Learning?"
? "Sometimes When I Sleep At Night I Think Of 'Hop On Pop'."
? "Its Time For The Human Race To Enter The Solar System."
? "I Know The Human Being And Fish Can Coexist Peacefully."
? "The Indians And The Paki's Should Learn To Live In Peace."
? "I Know How Hard It Is For You To Put Food On Your Family."
? "We Are Ready For Any Unforeseen Event That May Not Occur"
? "Families Is Where Our Nation Finds Hope, Where Wings Take Dream."
? "It's A World Of Madmen And Uncertainty And Potential Mental Losses."
? "We're Going To Have The Best Educated American People In The World"
? "Low Voter Turnout Is An Indication Of Fewer People Going To The Polls."
? "Sure, I Know About Europe. I've Seen The TV Shows. I'm A Fan, Definite."
? "The Most Important Job Is Not To Be Governor, Or First Lady In My Case."
? ''I Had No Idea We Had So Many Weapons ... What Do We Need Them For?''
? "A Dictatorship Would Be A Hell Of A Lot Easier, There's No Question About It."
? "If Affirmative Action Means What I Just Described What I'm For, Then I'm For It."
? "We're Concerned About AIDS Inside Our White House- Make No Mistake About It."
? "It's No Exaggeration To Say That The Undecideds Could Go One Way Or Another."
? "The Point Is, This Is A Way To Help Inoculate Me About What Has Come And Is Coming."
? "One Of The Great Things About Books Is, Sometimes There Are Some Fantastic Pictures."
? "A Surplus Means There'll Be Money Left Over. Otherwise, It Wouldn't Be Called A Surplus."
? "I Have Made Good Judgements In The Past I Have Made Good Judgements In The Future."
? "We Cannot Let Terriers And Rogue Nations Hold This Nation Hostile Or Hold Our Allies Hostile.''
? "I Mentioned Early On That I Recognise There Are Hurdles, And We're Going To Achieve Those Hurdles."
? "I Do Not Believe We Have Put A Guilty- I Mean Innocent- Person To Death In The State Of Texas."
? "It Is Clear Our Nation Is Reliant Upon Big Foreign Oil. More And More Of Our Imports Are Coming From Overseas."
? "They Said This Issue Wouldn't Resignate With The People. They've Been Proved Wrong, It Does Resignate."
? "We're Going To Have A White House Forum There In Washington, D.C., Obviously- That's Where The White House Is ..."
? "I Believe We Are On An Irreversible Trend Towards More Freedom And Democracy. But That Could Change."
? "First, Let Me Make It Very Clear, Poor People Aren't Necessarily Killers. Just Because You Happen To Be Not Rich Doesn't Mean You're Willing To Kill."
? "We Spent A Lot Of Time Talking About Africa, As We Should. Africa Is A Nation That Suffers From Incredible Disease."
? "For Every Fatal Shooting, There Were Roughly Three Non-Fatal Shootings. And, Folks, This Is Unacceptable In America. It's Just Unacceptable. And We're Going To Do Something About It."
? "It Isn't Pollution That Is Harming Our Environment, Its The Impurities In Our Air And Water That Are Doing It."
? "Natural Gas Is Hemispheric. I Like To Call It Hemispheric In Nature Because It Is A Product That We Can Find In Our Neighbourhoods."
? "We Ended The Rule Of One Of History's Worst Tyrants, And In So Doing, We Not Only Freed The American People, We Made Our Own People More Secure."
? "This Is Preservation Month. I Appreciate Preservation. It's What You Do When You Run For President. You Gotta Preserve."
? "The War On Terror Involves Saddam Hussein Because Of The Nature Of Saddam Hussein, The History Of Saddam Hussein, And His Willingness To Terrorise Himself."
? "States Should Have The Right To Enact Reasonable Laws And Restrictions Particularly To End The Inhumane Practice Of Ending A Life That Otherwise Could Live."
? "Mr. Vice President, In All Due Respect, It Is- I'm Not Sure 80% Of The People Get The Death Tax. I Know This: 100% Will Get It If I'm The President."
? "I've Been Talking To Vincente Fox, The President Of Mexico... I Know Him.. To Have Gas And Oil Sent To Us... So We'll Not Depend On Foreign Oil."
? "I Have Said That The Sanction Regime [On Iraq] Is Like Swiss Cheese, That Meant That They Weren't Very Effective."
? "This Campaign Not only Hears The Voices Of the Entrepreneurs And The Farmers And The Entrepreneurs, We Hear The Voices Of Those Struggling To Get Heard."
? "It Was An Obscene Period In Our Nations History. I Mean In This Century's History. But We All Lived in This Century. I Didn't Live in This Century."
? "Actually, I-This Might Sound A Little West Texan To You, But I Like It. When I'm Talking About- When I'm Talking About Myself, And When He's Talking About Myself, All Of Us Are Talking About Me."
? "It's Important For Us To Explain To Our Nation That Life Is Important. It's Not Only Life Of Babies, But It's Life Of Children Living In, You Know, The Dark Dungeons Of The Internet."
? "Well, I Think If You Know What You Believe, It Makes It A Lot Easier To Answer Questions: I Cant Answer Your Question."
? "We Have A Firm Commitment To NATO, We Are A Part Of NATO. We Have A Firm Commitment To Europe. We Are A Part Of Europe."
? "The Fundamental Question Is, 'Will I Be A Successful President When It Comes To Foreign Policy?' I Will Be, But Until I'm The President, It's Going To Be Hard For Me To Verify That I Think I'll Be More Effective."
? "You Know, Let Me Talk About Al-Qaeda Just For A Second. I Made The Statement That We're Dismantling Senior Management, And We Are. Our People Have Done A Really Good Job Of Hauling In A Lot Of The Key Operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi-Ramzi Alshibh Or Whatever That Guy's Name Was."
? "Mars Is Essentially In The Same Orbit. Mars Is Somewhat The Same Distance From The Sun, Which is Very Important. We Have Seen Pictures Where There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen That Means We Can Breathe."
?"Public Speaking Is Very Easy"
? "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"
btw sorry if it's a re post but it's funny shit.
Bush Quotes
? "Put The Off Button On."
? "Our Priorities Is Our Faith."
? "They Misunderestimated Me."
? "It's Your Money. You Paid For It."
? "I Think War Is A Dangerous Place."
? "I Don't Need To Be Subliminabable."
? "I'm A Follower Of American Politics."
? "The Future Will Be Better Tomorrow."
? "I Think We Agree- The Past Is Over."
? "I'm The Master Of Low Expectations."
? "For NASA, Space Is Still A High Priority."
? "I Am A Pitbull On The Pantleg Of Opportunity."
? "This Foreign Policy Stuff Is A Little Frustrating."
? "I Understand Small Business Growth. I Was One."
? "If We Don't Succeed, We Run The Risk Of Failure."
? "Welcome To Mrs. Bush And My Fellow Astronauts."
? "The French Don't Have A Word For 'Entrepreneur'."
? "It's Clearly A Budget. It's Got A Lot Of Numbers In It"
? "Will The Highways On The Internet Become More Few?"
? "We Need An Energy Bill That Encourages Consumption."
? "In My Sentences I Go Where No Man Has Gone Before."
? "I Am A Person Who Recognises The Fallacy Of Humans."
? "Rarely Is The Question Asked: Is Our Children Learning?"
? "Sometimes When I Sleep At Night I Think Of 'Hop On Pop'."
? "Its Time For The Human Race To Enter The Solar System."
? "I Know The Human Being And Fish Can Coexist Peacefully."
? "The Indians And The Paki's Should Learn To Live In Peace."
? "I Know How Hard It Is For You To Put Food On Your Family."
? "We Are Ready For Any Unforeseen Event That May Not Occur"
? "Families Is Where Our Nation Finds Hope, Where Wings Take Dream."
? "It's A World Of Madmen And Uncertainty And Potential Mental Losses."
? "We're Going To Have The Best Educated American People In The World"
? "Low Voter Turnout Is An Indication Of Fewer People Going To The Polls."
? "Sure, I Know About Europe. I've Seen The TV Shows. I'm A Fan, Definite."
? "The Most Important Job Is Not To Be Governor, Or First Lady In My Case."
? ''I Had No Idea We Had So Many Weapons ... What Do We Need Them For?''
? "A Dictatorship Would Be A Hell Of A Lot Easier, There's No Question About It."
? "If Affirmative Action Means What I Just Described What I'm For, Then I'm For It."
? "We're Concerned About AIDS Inside Our White House- Make No Mistake About It."
? "It's No Exaggeration To Say That The Undecideds Could Go One Way Or Another."
? "The Point Is, This Is A Way To Help Inoculate Me About What Has Come And Is Coming."
? "One Of The Great Things About Books Is, Sometimes There Are Some Fantastic Pictures."
? "A Surplus Means There'll Be Money Left Over. Otherwise, It Wouldn't Be Called A Surplus."
? "I Have Made Good Judgements In The Past I Have Made Good Judgements In The Future."
? "We Cannot Let Terriers And Rogue Nations Hold This Nation Hostile Or Hold Our Allies Hostile.''
? "I Mentioned Early On That I Recognise There Are Hurdles, And We're Going To Achieve Those Hurdles."
? "I Do Not Believe We Have Put A Guilty- I Mean Innocent- Person To Death In The State Of Texas."
? "It Is Clear Our Nation Is Reliant Upon Big Foreign Oil. More And More Of Our Imports Are Coming From Overseas."
? "They Said This Issue Wouldn't Resignate With The People. They've Been Proved Wrong, It Does Resignate."
? "We're Going To Have A White House Forum There In Washington, D.C., Obviously- That's Where The White House Is ..."
? "I Believe We Are On An Irreversible Trend Towards More Freedom And Democracy. But That Could Change."
? "First, Let Me Make It Very Clear, Poor People Aren't Necessarily Killers. Just Because You Happen To Be Not Rich Doesn't Mean You're Willing To Kill."
? "We Spent A Lot Of Time Talking About Africa, As We Should. Africa Is A Nation That Suffers From Incredible Disease."
? "For Every Fatal Shooting, There Were Roughly Three Non-Fatal Shootings. And, Folks, This Is Unacceptable In America. It's Just Unacceptable. And We're Going To Do Something About It."
? "It Isn't Pollution That Is Harming Our Environment, Its The Impurities In Our Air And Water That Are Doing It."
? "Natural Gas Is Hemispheric. I Like To Call It Hemispheric In Nature Because It Is A Product That We Can Find In Our Neighbourhoods."
? "We Ended The Rule Of One Of History's Worst Tyrants, And In So Doing, We Not Only Freed The American People, We Made Our Own People More Secure."
? "This Is Preservation Month. I Appreciate Preservation. It's What You Do When You Run For President. You Gotta Preserve."
? "The War On Terror Involves Saddam Hussein Because Of The Nature Of Saddam Hussein, The History Of Saddam Hussein, And His Willingness To Terrorise Himself."
? "States Should Have The Right To Enact Reasonable Laws And Restrictions Particularly To End The Inhumane Practice Of Ending A Life That Otherwise Could Live."
? "Mr. Vice President, In All Due Respect, It Is- I'm Not Sure 80% Of The People Get The Death Tax. I Know This: 100% Will Get It If I'm The President."
? "I've Been Talking To Vincente Fox, The President Of Mexico... I Know Him.. To Have Gas And Oil Sent To Us... So We'll Not Depend On Foreign Oil."
? "I Have Said That The Sanction Regime [On Iraq] Is Like Swiss Cheese, That Meant That They Weren't Very Effective."
? "This Campaign Not only Hears The Voices Of the Entrepreneurs And The Farmers And The Entrepreneurs, We Hear The Voices Of Those Struggling To Get Heard."
? "It Was An Obscene Period In Our Nations History. I Mean In This Century's History. But We All Lived in This Century. I Didn't Live in This Century."
? "Actually, I-This Might Sound A Little West Texan To You, But I Like It. When I'm Talking About- When I'm Talking About Myself, And When He's Talking About Myself, All Of Us Are Talking About Me."
? "It's Important For Us To Explain To Our Nation That Life Is Important. It's Not Only Life Of Babies, But It's Life Of Children Living In, You Know, The Dark Dungeons Of The Internet."
? "Well, I Think If You Know What You Believe, It Makes It A Lot Easier To Answer Questions: I Cant Answer Your Question."
? "We Have A Firm Commitment To NATO, We Are A Part Of NATO. We Have A Firm Commitment To Europe. We Are A Part Of Europe."
? "The Fundamental Question Is, 'Will I Be A Successful President When It Comes To Foreign Policy?' I Will Be, But Until I'm The President, It's Going To Be Hard For Me To Verify That I Think I'll Be More Effective."
? "You Know, Let Me Talk About Al-Qaeda Just For A Second. I Made The Statement That We're Dismantling Senior Management, And We Are. Our People Have Done A Really Good Job Of Hauling In A Lot Of The Key Operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi-Ramzi Alshibh Or Whatever That Guy's Name Was."
? "Mars Is Essentially In The Same Orbit. Mars Is Somewhat The Same Distance From The Sun, Which is Very Important. We Have Seen Pictures Where There Are Canals, We Believe, And Water. If There Is Water, That Means There Is Oxygen. If Oxygen That Means We Can Breathe."
?"Public Speaking Is Very Easy"
? "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"
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