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05-17-2001, 02:01 AM
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Who needs a man?
 I was fed up waiting for my landlord to bring a freon cooler unit.I have a swamp cooler but it only circulates in the front of the house and this dry, TEXAS heat is starting in real early this year. I sat there in front of my monitor last night and decided: FUCK IT! I am not gonna wait for my got-too-many-properties landlord to finally hook up a new cooler that I don't even know will work any better. I went to Wally World today and plopped down $15.00 for a ceiling fan. When I got it home, I unpacked all the housings and screws and directions and stared at them for about four hours. Then, I began to study the instructions and was temporarily discouraged by the fear that my outlet plate was not right. About an hour later, I actually dismantled my overhead light fixture and determined the outlet plate was sound. I then swelled with fears of coming home to a burned down apartment because my wiring had no green ground wire. By this time, I was sweating like a (sexy!) pig. I had a sore spot on my lower lip from biting it and I had fallen off my step ladder enuff. Once again, the mantra: "FUCK IT"! repeated itself in my mind. I hooked it all up. I pulled the chain and I am now in circulatory heaven! So, I guess I don't really need a man...well, except for sex  |
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05-17-2001, 02:46 AM
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Girl two Double D Batteries and a vibrator can solve your man problems. =O)
But i do need a man, hehe I love that organ way to much ... its sad really. No wonder i do porn sites for a living |
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05-17-2001, 03:08 AM
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I hope thats not the Piano type' of organ ya are talkin about. I couldent even imagine the size batterys it whould need.. Plus I'd hate to see how excactly it whould be inserted anuwhere with out tearing somthing..
J/king.. I have been up for to long and I am going crazy a little.. I also saw the state of oragon in the pianos place.. Dont even ask me.. heh.. |
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05-17-2001, 03:14 AM
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Ya know, the thing is...if it ain't attached...i don't get a happy snatch...
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05-17-2001, 03:40 AM
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So are you saying that if I straped a piano on my waste it whould make your snatch happy?
i guess its worth a shot.. where is the piano? ..hehe - ..A Happy Snatch Is A Good Snatch.. A Good Snatch Makes Me Happy.. - So Stay Attached.. -- |
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05-17-2001, 03:49 AM
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damn! i had a portable keyboard, but i tossed it for LACK OF USE!
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05-17-2001, 08:44 AM
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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Good Job, Mowse!
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05-17-2001, 09:20 AM
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Yeah but if you had a man, you could have had that all hooked up without the stress and have sex too
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05-17-2001, 11:33 AM
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hey rippee...this is MY dreamworld! in my reality, i have the force!
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05-17-2001, 11:49 AM
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<rant mode>
I fucking HATE swamp units. What a total fucking waste. Where I live, it gets hot - stays over 100 most of the year, and summer is ridiculous (we hit 120 last summer). Stupid fucking real estate agent kept her trap shut when I walked into the place, saw celieng ducts, and said "cool, central air". Fucking swamp units, once it gets to 105 they just blow hot air. </rant mode> You should have your landlord take some cash of your rent this month. |
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05-17-2001, 12:29 PM
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poor steve! fortunately, around here, it only gets over 100 a few times a summer. unless it's a bad summer. it's hot here, but it ain't hot as hell, er arizona
 my landlord is an earnest guy, he just has too many properties. but believe me, i will give him a hella case of the guilts when i see him next.  |
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05-17-2001, 12:46 PM
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12-13-2003, 05:58 AM
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Click on my TCG signature
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