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Joesho 08-06-2004 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by MickeyG
ding, ding this could be good. Got anyone in mind for the first match Joe?
LOL, several ...

I would love to see a Bradshaw vs KB match
or a Sleazydream vs Pichunter match
or how about a fletchXXX vs Oracle Porn match

etc, etc, etc, you get the idea right? we take several board rivalries, and we as a community get to pair the (willing ones only of course) combatatns up for the fights.....

But yeah on a personal level I have a few I would like to step into the ring with too , of courseLOL

as you have seen though , unfortunatly most of the possibles for me only seem to be talkers and tough guys here, once the possibility of getting hit by me sinks in to their head, they usually turn the conversation in to how uncivilized I am, or how much of a bully I am, or like BradM tries to do...LOL he admitted he is only trying to bait me into hitting him so he can sue me, and not be broke any longer ... so I guess I will have to let time tell who will be the first opponent of mine.

jm_247live 08-06-2004 08:06 AM

Very nice idea and in vegas of course porn and fighting is a great match I always wonderd why they never schedule the ufc at the same time as the show in vegas. It seems with all the conventions going on that week it would be a big draw.

Joesho 08-06-2004 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by sharky
There are only 2 individuals who I would consider fighting in this industry.. one is retired and the other is making doughnuts at the fair now. Not quite fair competition.

With some of the professional/amateur fighters in the industry now, you'd be crazy to go in blindly against someone. Getting regular out of shape webmasters into a boxing match is funny, but not something to be taken lightly.

Think webmaster celebrity boxing, MTV style. Perhaps you should require everyone to pass a physical? lol

Very True Sharky, we are not out to see anyone get seriously hurt... skill level and training will be a factor in the pairings as well.

Also yes the potential combatants will be required to pass a physical 30 days prior to the event.

Juicy D. Links 08-06-2004 08:16 AM

JUICYYYYYYYYYYY


This will rock

sherie 08-06-2004 08:33 AM

I can't get this out of my head ...' get in the ring and I kick your bitchy little ass PUNK' Hahah...can anyone guess who does that song and what it's called? LOL easy peasy!

Joesho 08-06-2004 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
I can't get this out of my head ...' get in the ring and I kick your bitchy little ass PUNK' Hahah...can anyone guess who does that song and what it's called? LOL easy peasy!
Guns and roses?

sherie 08-06-2004 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
Guns and roses?
LOL None other than! ;)

gregtx 08-06-2004 08:51 AM

Can I fight against two lady webmasters in bikinis and oil???


sounds like a fun event Jo...

but the realism is:

A. who would want to buy a dvd of a bunch of goofy internet nerds amateur boxing.. besides other webmasters?

B. I guarantee if someone did get hurt.. regardless of your waiver.. you or your sponsors would be sued.

C. I doubt anyones health insurance would cover any injuries.

I dunno.. i'm old and have a family.. risk vs. reward is just not there...

:2 cents:

dig420 08-06-2004 08:52 AM

how can I fight if I can't ground and pound?

boxing is too painful...

Penrod 08-06-2004 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by gregtx
Can I fight against two lady webmasters in bikinis and oil???


sounds like a fun event Jo...

but the realism is:

A. who would want to buy a dvd of a bunch of goofy internet nerds amateur boxing.. besides other webmasters?

B. I guarantee if someone did get hurt.. regardless of your waiver.. you or your sponsors would be sued.

C. I doubt anyones health insurance would cover any injuries.

I dunno.. i'm old and have a family.. risk vs. reward is just not there...

:2 cents:

Greg, I will thumb wrestle you in Hollywood for the title.

Joesho 08-06-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
Can I fight against two lady webmasters in bikinis and oil???


sounds like a fun event Jo...

but the realism is:

A. who would want to buy a dvd of a bunch of goofy internet nerds amateur boxing.. besides other webmasters?

B. I guarantee if someone did get hurt.. regardless of your waiver.. you or your sponsors would be sued.

C. I doubt anyones health insurance would cover any injuries.

I dunno.. i'm old and have a family.. risk vs. reward is just not there...

:2 cents:

good questions greg, and to answear the insurance issue, State law will mandate that we are covered on that front.

as far as fight footage, the nonskilled webmaster open category is just one of the categories.

we will also be having companies bring in fighters, or allow other fighter s to enter in a seperate category... ( this will be the reall fighting most likely that gets the coverage....)

Theo 08-06-2004 09:04 AM

i bet we can book Tyson for few grands now ;-)

Dwreck 08-06-2004 09:13 AM

Haha I would tottaly watch that. Good idea. HOWEVER I dont think ANYONE would have the balls to enter. Image is everything in this biz and I cant see it happing.
Like all the webmasters that claim they would make better porn stars than so and so then show up and the Shane's world party in Maimi where there was free hand jobs to anyone that stepped up and they were begging webmasters to step up to the plate. PUSSIES

I fought Jason Tucker In Arizona and I have the Video to prove it..
Click to see me get my ass kicked HAHA

InsaneMidget 08-06-2004 09:14 AM

Clever

Doctor Dre 08-06-2004 09:16 AM

ROFL . That's gonna be a REALLY fucking funny one .

If you gimmie enough time for a good training I might be in ... :)

speakthetruth 08-06-2004 09:16 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
Thats right it is time to find out who will put up, and who will shut up.. We will be releasing more details soon.

If you are interested in sponsor information please feel free to ICQ me, this is gonna be big, we have pro fighters as celebrity Judges, and are planning a rock concert in conjunction with the tournament.

we have a male and female division, and 2 different types of categories.

#1-- you must enter yourself, and be a known member of the industry, ( no ringers here folks, you can only enter yourself)
Pairings for this category will be done with all webmaster audience participation too ( this one is gonna be fun)
This division will serve as the undercard.

#2-- This is for the fighters only, shit talkers should stick to the lower class.. this is where a company can sponsor any fighter they want. this is where they bring the HEAT baby. we are looking to have a 10K purse for first prize in three weight divisions in this category. This is open to anyone that can pass the state required physical, and signs the release.

All applicable amature rules will be in effect, and safety is our foremost concern of course.

everyone will be required to wear head gear, crotch pads, mouthpieces ( I know crotch pads and mouthpieces are the same for some of you LOL) and bigger heavy padded gloves will be used.

GONNA TALK THE TALK, NOW YOU CAN WALK THE WALK.....

who wants some?


This will really happen. I am sure the insurance companies are living up at your doors. I bet $10k this never happens.

Joesho 08-06-2004 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Clever
it must of been one of my stoned moments.....

LOL

you gonna enter?

Joesho 08-06-2004 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by speakthetruth
This will really happen. I am sure the insurance companies are living up at your doors. I bet $10k this never happens.
yeah wll only problem with that is you and I both know you do not have the 10K to lose LOL and will never pay anyway!!!:1orglaugh

speakthetruth 08-06-2004 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
it is not about me, it is about the event, although I have been adding a little spice, by telling people I would knock them out lately , LOL ( and you all thought I was just crazy :) )

this is about putting on a good tournament, and having it well documented, and think it is a bad idea? take a look at the toughman contests, they sell pay per view like crazy!!!!

we will be offering DVD's, a paysite of course complete with a forum on the fighters themselves, a list of posible rivalries, and many other good things to encourage participation year round
from the webmaster community.

for the webmaster categories, we will add anyones name to the list, that calls out another webmastr, or that says they want in, then the GFY community, ( and the adult community as a whole)
will get to decide who actually meets whom in the pairings 8 weeks before the fights. so then the fighters will know who they are matched up against. I will be just another small cog in the big machine...


You have really smoked too much of your own product.

FreeHugeMovies 08-06-2004 09:22 AM

There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest. :) :)

speakthetruth 08-06-2004 09:23 AM

Someone bookmark and bump this thread in a year.

For a good laugh.

Joesho 08-06-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by speakthetruth
You have really smoked too much of your own product.
I should be easy to beat then, so enter....

or don't watch if violence is not your thing.... makes no difference to me, I already know going into this that talkers will be just that talkers ( although I have smoked enough today that I have made a contigency plan, and actually have a use for talkers like you) haha watch as I play you like a fiddle for the next couple of months LOL you have already bought into my knock out threads, and follow them clocely, wait till you actually get to see what comes next LOL

Cory W 08-06-2004 09:26 AM

I challenge KimmyKim.

Joesho 08-06-2004 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
There is a skinny loud mouth keyboard warrior I would love to get hold of. I hope to run to him in Miami before this contest. :) :)
Yeah, that is the spirit!!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup

speakthetruth 08-06-2004 09:34 AM

No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance.

It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.

Joesho 08-06-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by speakthetruth
No sponsor in his right mind would sponsor this with the legal liability. Good luck getting insurance.

It is funny how people have no idea how the real world works. I bet for an event as simple as the belly flop in Miami they have had to hire security, medical people, insurance, etc.

yes we did have to hire all of that for the bellyflop contest.

how the fuck do you think amature fights like the toughman contest take place dipshit? where do you think they started from?

InsaneMidget 08-06-2004 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
it must of been one of my stoned moments.....

LOL

you gonna enter?




Can't see anything stopping me from doing it.

speakthetruth 08-06-2004 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
yes we did have to hire all of that for the bellyflop contest.

how the fuck do you think amature fights like the toughman contest take place dipshit? where do you think they started from?


I am sure with your 420 business card state boxing comissions would take you very seriously.

LadyMischief 08-06-2004 10:07 AM

I'll enter.

Jman 08-06-2004 10:15 AM

I'll fight any of you bitches.... Who wants to be first :321GFY

Joesho 08-06-2004 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
Can't see anything stopping me from doing it.
great, good to hear it, I will be sure you get the info as it is announced.

Joesho 08-06-2004 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by speakthetruth
I am sure with your 420 business card state boxing comissions would take you very seriously.
what does a 420 business card look like anyway?

Joesho 08-06-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I'll enter.
good, I think the female category will be one of those most entertaining categories actually.

Maybe Jenn will train you ....

Jman 08-06-2004 10:19 AM

Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee.

Let me know if you need a hand bro.

Fletch XXX 08-06-2004 10:21 AM

i can already see the headlines.

webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened.

possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies.

:1orglaugh

Joesho 08-06-2004 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Yo Joe, I have contacts with the President and VP of the WBC Boxing committee.

Let me know if you need a hand bro.

great JMan we can sit down and talk about this in florida some....

I still have a few friends from my days in vegas, so we are working out the state details right now...

:winkwink: I would love to have your help. we have big plans for this , and intend on it becoming a regular tournemant every year.... I already have two local clubs from Vegas to sponsor as well.

Joesho 08-06-2004 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
i can already see the headlines.

webmaster dies in amateur boxing matches, FEDs brought in to find out why it hyappened.

possibly tied to marijuana growers and porn companies.

:1orglaugh

Dont forget about the Hookers, and blowjobs too!!!!

Jman 08-06-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
great JMan we can sit down and talk about this in florida some....

I still have a few friends from my days in vegas, so we are working out the state details right now...

:winkwink: I would love to have your help. we have big plans for this , and intend on it becoming a regular tournemant every year.... I already have two local clubs from Vegas to sponsor as well.

Yo Hit me up on ICQ bro. Don't think i will be in Florida this year.

Kimmykim 08-06-2004 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
I challenge KimmyKim.
Super! Being a raging metrosexual like you are, we won't need to throw punches. In round one, we can compare manicures. Round two, haircuts (and I just got a smashing new cut and color yesterday, lovely shades of pink btw). Round three can be fashionable footwear presentations...

Or I could just get you a few Jager shots before we start and then push you around the ring with my left hand ;-}}}}}

Oooooh, see you next week sweetie!

cayne 08-06-2004 10:33 AM

pls make some videos, I'm very curious... :)


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