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Shoehorn! · 08-05-2004, 11:42 PM

How long do you think I would last if I took out a full page ad in a major newspaper and a 30 second TV commercial daring someone to assassinate me? Like showed my picture and told people where I would be? Ever wonder shit like that, or should I seek more therapy?

siccmade · 08-06-2004, 12:28 AM

You sure the only thing you peddle is smut?

Shoehorn! · 08-06-2004, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by siccmade
You sure the only thing you peddle is smut?

It's not the only thing I do. I don't understand the question though, care to explain?

Magg · 08-06-2004, 12:53 AM

depends... would there be payment involved?

fr8 · 08-06-2004, 12:55 AM

Go ahead and try it and tell us how it went.

Shoehorn! · 08-06-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by Magg
depends... would there be payment involved?

Nope, if money was involved it wouldn't take long at all I don't think.

Shoehorn! · 08-06-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by fr8
Go ahead and try it and tell us how it went.

I can't believe I am the only one who wonders shit like this. A few weeks ago while I was in Europe I thought about flying to Iraq for a few days, just to see what would happen, or if I would make it out alive or not. It's weird.

Steen2 · 08-06-2004, 12:59 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
It's not the only thing I do. I don't understand the question though, care to explain?

Are you on drugs.

No I never wonder shit like that, however I do think up stupid/crazy things from time to time.

EviLGuY · 08-06-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
How long do you think I would last if I took out a full page ad in a major newspaper and a 30 second TV commercial daring someone to assassinate me? Like showed my picture and told people where I would be? Ever wonder shit like that, or should I seek more therapy?

You have to make it something people can JUSTIFY.. it's all about the justification.

Say you molested your cousin or something.

Shoehorn! · 08-06-2004, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
Are you on drugs.

No I never wonder shit like that, however I do think up stupid/crazy things from time to time.

Nope, I've actually never done illegal drugs in my life. I do suffer from depression though.

Steen2 · 08-06-2004, 01:04 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Nope, I've actually never done illegal drugs in my life. I do suffer from depression though.

It wasn't a question, it was a translation.

Shoehorn! · 08-06-2004, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Steen2
It wasn't a question, it was a translation.

Alright.

Vitasoy · 08-06-2004, 01:17 AM

You need help and get it quick.

riosluts · 08-06-2004, 01:20 AM

umm i dont know. this is sorta an unusual question

Love Brokers · 08-06-2004, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
I can't believe I am the only one who wonders shit like this. A few weeks ago while I was in Europe I thought about flying to Iraq for a few days, just to see what would happen, or if I would make it out alive or not. It's weird.

Had a incident in Germany not too long ago. Some nut advertised that he wanted someone to volunteer to be killed and eaten. He got a volunteer and the guy singned a release. The Krout killed him and ate most of his internal parts. He was eventually arrested ans sentesed to 8 years. So.....help yourself.

Baal · 08-06-2004, 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
Nope, I've actually never done illegal drugs in my life. I do suffer from depression though.

Well, if you're depressed, I'd think a more useful line of questions would be the "what would happen if I seek some help for my depression?" type, as opposed to your current "what are some creative ways to die at the hands of others" line of questioning.

Good luck.

woj · 08-06-2004, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
How long do you think I would last if I took out a full page ad in a major newspaper and a 30 second TV commercial daring someone to assassinate me? Like showed my picture and told people where I would be? Ever wonder shit like that, or should I seek more therapy?

That wouldn't work... you would need to do something more creative... like show the clip of burning cats that was shown on CJ, and then say you did it...

xclusive · 08-06-2004, 03:06 AM

I can honestly say you need some meds man.... Stop thinking about death so much and enjoy life...

Firehorse · 08-06-2004, 12:12 PM

I think it depends on circumstance and how many pscho wackos saw the ad!

dropped9 · 08-06-2004, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
How long do you think I would last if I took out a full page ad in a major newspaper and a 30 second TV commercial daring someone to assassinate me? Like showed my picture and told people where I would be? Ever wonder shit like that, or should I seek more therapy?

Time to goto the doctor...

Magg · 08-06-2004, 12:18 PM

I wouldnt bother unless there was money for doing it.
Anything less than $50,000 and I wouldnt even bother unless you were local.

$50k+, id buy a plane ticket, and roll you out.

Firehorse · 08-06-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Firehorse
I think it depends on circumstance and how many pscho wackos saw the ad!

The 5 minute adit got me again. Pyscho wackos that was meant to read!

SirSmokeALot · 08-06-2004, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
I can honestly say you need some meds man.... Stop thinking about death so much and enjoy life...

I second that. Find a new hobbie. When my daughter was born, it was like I was re-born, with a new life, new meaning. Just try changing stuff up in your life. You never know what tomorrow holds.

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 08-06-2004, 12:35 PM

You would be lucky if they indeed printed that, they could be sued as an accomplice to the fact, you would be sectioned and the only porn you would see, is little old men on meds wanking in the bed next to you ..

Find what makes you happy man .. take time out and find it

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