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Elli 08-05-2004 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
jesus fucking christ this thread cost me 76 brain cells.

poison alert? you people ingest sugar by the pound and you are worried about apple seeds?

go have another 6pack of cola and sun bathe.

Thanks for my first laugh of the day, Fletch! :thumbsup

Phoenix 08-05-2004 10:35 AM

thanks for the public service announcement :winkwink:

Doctor Dre 08-05-2004 10:46 AM

ROFL ... In the juice they sell without agents of conservation, they crush the seeds ... and leave them in it

fudpuck 08-05-2004 10:56 AM

Apple seeds' dangers all seems to be in who you ask. I haven't seen any actual reports of people dying.

You should read this page as well...of course, it's on the internet, so it must be true! :winkwink:

http://www.zetatalk.com/health/theal04g.htm


Look up Vitamin B17 and see what you find. It's present in many fruit seeds, and helps prevent cancer.

montel 08-05-2004 11:09 AM

hehehe !! an apple a day keeps doctor away.!!

Sarah_Jayne 08-05-2004 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
Who in the hell eats apple seeds? They deserve what they get then idiots. Apple seeds...lol
That is what I was thinking. If someone eats enough of them to die then it is Darwin in action.

Rankings 08-05-2004 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
another quality thread by SlickCash Sarah :1orglaugh
If that's not the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

Firehorse 08-05-2004 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
jesus fucking christ this thread cost me 76 brain cells.

poison alert? you people ingest sugar by the pound and you are worried about apple seeds?

go have another 6pack of cola and sun bathe.

LOL Fletch I agree, perspective is important! :1orglaugh

Jace 08-05-2004 02:07 PM

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When we think of dangers lurking in our food, we tend to concentrate on the threats posed by chemical additives or by improper and careless handling. Yet the truth is that we routinely come into contact with naturally occurring poisons in a number of the fruits we ingest.

Apples are one such fruit: their pips (seeds) contain amygdalin, a cyanide and sugar compound that degrades into hydrogen cyanide (HCN) when metabolized. Cyanide itself is a poison that kills by denying blood the ability to carry oxygen and thereby causes its victims to die of asphyxiation. At least within the realm of murder mysteries, cyanide is the darling of poisoners because it acts quickly and irrevocably ? once a fatal dose has been ingested, there is no effective antidote, and death takes place within minutes. It is sometimes described as having a bitter almond smell, but it does not always give off an odor, nor can everyone detect the scent. Cyanide is usually found joined with other chemicals in compounds: hydrogen cyanide, cyanogen chloride, sodium cyanide, and potassium cyanide. In the death camps of World War II, the Nazis used hydrogen cyanide (Zyklon B) for their gas chambers.

Luckily for those fond of their Granny Smiths, the body can detoxify cyanide in small doses, and the number of apple seeds it takes to pack a lethal punch is therefore huge ? even the most dedicated of apple eaters is extremely unlikely to ingest enough pips to cause any harm. Yet those who have heard apple seeds house a poison (usually remembered as arsenic, a quite different though equally deadly compound) cling to the frightening belief that swallowing a small number of pips spells instant death. We've had folks fret to us that ingesting as few as three apple seeds would do someone in, a "fact" which, if true, would mean each and every one of us was flirting with the grim Additional Information:


Facts About Cyanide
(Centers for Disease Control)

Laetrile/Amygdalin
(National Cancer Institute)

reaper every time we made a grab for a Delicious.

Apple pips also have a tough protective coating which makes swallowing them even less of a risky proposition; unless the pips are pulverized or masticated, the amygdalin they house remains safely contained within. Apple pips have hard, durable shells that allow them to pass intact through the digestive systems of animals, a quality which helps the apple to reproduce by distributing its seeds to new locations far from the originating trees. Were apple pips susceptible to the eroding effects of digestive juices, apple trees could not reproduce nearly as well as they do ? their seeds would not be so widely spread, and a good many of the pips would be destroyed before germinating.

Cherry, peach, and apricot pits also contain amygdalin; the latter two, at least, in potentially harmful amounts. Fortunately, peach and apricot pits are sufficiently large and hard that few people intentionally swallow or chew them. (The unapproved anti-cancer drug Laetrile is a semisynthetic derivative of amygdalin; a cheaper version of laetrile produced in Mexico came from crushed apricot pits.)

A far greater natural source of cyanide is the cassava root, a vegetable favored by many in Africa. (Westerners know this plant best as tapioca.) Drying, soaking, and baking cassava roots renders its cyanide precursor, linamarin, harmless, but if that process is not carried out properly the cassava can remain poisonous.

WebTitan 08-05-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
jesus fucking christ this thread cost me 76 brain cells.

poison alert? you people ingest sugar by the pound and you are worried about apple seeds?

go have another 6pack of cola and sun bathe.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh no shit...apple seeds should be the least of anyones worries, atleast they are organic

Platinumpimp 08-05-2004 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
I am smart. I do not need to pretend. Unlike yourself, putting others down makes you feel high and mighty.
Well he's getting on your nerves for sure :1orglaugh

charlieb 08-05-2004 02:38 PM

I heard shoving to many apples up your ass can kill u too

buddyjuf 08-05-2004 02:40 PM

wow, you learn something new everyday

Penrod 08-05-2004 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by charlieb
I heard shoving to many apples up your ass can kill u too
I have pictuires to prove this.

SlickCash Sarah 08-05-2004 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Penrod
I have pictuires to prove this.
Post away!!:Graucho :Graucho

charlieb 08-05-2004 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by Penrod
I have pictuires to prove this.

Lol Pics please

mindoza 08-05-2004 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mike AI
And here I thought if you ate the seeds a apple tree would grow in your stomach....

:(

Thats not true???

lim_joe 08-05-2004 02:44 PM

i never knew that and i love apples!

thanks for the tip

Scootermuze 08-05-2004 03:25 PM

I remember reading an article some years ago of a man that ate a cup full of apple seeds and went belly up..

Goose 08-05-2004 03:28 PM

damn, I see I won't make it much longer...

Deepai 08-05-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penrod
I have pictuires to prove this.
:1orglaugh

crockett 08-05-2004 04:20 PM

why the fuck did I waste 2 mins of my life reading this thread?

Honeyslut 08-05-2004 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by Grammar Police
You silly snatch.

"I'm telling Lensman on you!"

:1orglaugh

Is your real nick as funny as your alias ?

DarkJedi 04-05-2005 10:07 AM

:1orglaugh

OzMan 04-05-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Grammar Police
You silly snatch.

"I'm telling Lensman on you!"


If she is female she possesses a snatch but if she is squeeling on you that would make her a snitch

Marcus Aurelius 04-05-2005 11:32 AM

***old Thread Alert***

Tim 04-05-2005 12:47 PM

The old wives tale was arsenic I think but apparently there is a little cyanide in them :(

CDSmith 04-05-2005 01:07 PM

And... if you eat a watermelon seed it will take root in your stomach, and you'll grow a watermelon inside you.

I never eat watermelon seeds for that reason.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-05-2005 01:08 PM

THis is one fucking great thread:)

Furious_Male 04-05-2005 01:11 PM

Shit I better get control of my "bag a day" apple seed habit.

polish_aristocrat 04-05-2005 02:06 PM

Thanks for the warning, it's appreciated.

CDSmith 04-05-2005 02:10 PM

Any warnings about pumpkin seeds? We used to toast them in the oven and eat them.

bringer 04-05-2005 02:11 PM

thanks for the bump
http://www.starterupsteve.com/gfy/dorkjedi.jpg

BuggyG 04-05-2005 09:18 PM

yeah
saw that once on an old GI-JOE episode

but it depends on how many ya eat and if at the same time
else ur body gets rid of it or something

in any case.. GI-JOE said it's ok.. then I believe them

hehehehe :thumbsup

CamRabbit 01-11-2006 01:49 PM

thanks for the info :thumbsup

Abithefiend 01-11-2006 02:28 PM

I knew they were poisenous cos I knew someone years ago who saved up a cup full of them with suicide in mind. Sad really but yeah they will kill you..I am not sure how many would be needed though.

Rinaldo 01-11-2006 02:38 PM

I miss Sarah Now

seeric 01-11-2006 02:39 PM

i've eaten tons of them growing up as a kid. maybe that explains why i look like a kid and my lifestyle hasn't killed me yet.

Phoenix 01-11-2006 02:40 PM

i miss Sarah as well..she was awesome


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