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sickkittens 08-05-2004 12:24 AM

sell semen, fill envelopes, fill out surveys fifty times :1orglaugh

aaron 08-05-2004 01:06 AM

ill pass on those...

wdsguy 08-05-2004 01:12 AM

some good ideas here

johndoebob 08-05-2004 01:13 AM

Asking for home business ideas and promoting media tickets - fuck off surfer :warning :321GFY

woj 08-05-2004 01:20 AM

What's wrong with making money online?

aaron 08-05-2004 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by johndoebob
Asking for home business ideas and promoting media tickets - fuck off surfer :warning :321GFY
:1orglaugh idont even use them anymore... not that i felt bad when i did who cares? its all about making money? why do you give a shit? go sell spyware removal program.. shit.

aaron 08-05-2004 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by woj
What's wrong with making money online?
i never said there was anything wrong with it im saying im wanting to get some other shit going non online. ithink theres a term for this.. dont put all your eggs in one basket? anyway im looking for something cheap and easy to startup doing.

johndoebob 08-05-2004 01:56 AM

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all about making money? why do you give a shit?
They fuck around with the surfers and redirect them, they destroys business for me, that's why I do care.Also the chances are pretty high that you won't see any money from mediatickets.

If you'd be a serious webmaster you wouldn't come here and asking for home business ideas.

B40 08-05-2004 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by aaron
no no not to hire these kids and work with them but for them to be my customers. i was trying to think of thinks college kids need but all i could come up with was money :1orglaugh tutoring is possible but i sure as fuck wouldnt wanna do the tutoring but hey maybe the service i provide is matching people up with tutors?
Why target colllege kids? Most of them are broke and cheap

aaron 08-05-2004 02:03 AM

youre right im not a serious webmaster i just wanna make money. this is what im doing right now i could give two shits if its what i stick to in the long run:2 cents:

B40 08-05-2004 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
setup a 24 hour delivery service. Take out, beer runs, condoms, what the fuck ever..charge a flat rate based on total amount of the purchase,.

the success of it depends on alot of variables, but it could work.

There's a beer/liquor delivery service that charge $5 per delivery in my area. Actual price for the beer is the same as the store.

aaron 08-05-2004 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
Why target colllege kids? Most of them are broke and cheap
this was already covered read the whole thread next time

B40 08-05-2004 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aaron
this was already covered read the whole thread next time
I skimmed the whole thread, must have missed that part...

If you're a true entrepreneur, you will find your own opportunity and not have to ask for ideas here

aaron 08-05-2004 02:09 AM

your right and so far im not planning on doing any of the ideas that were presented in this thread but they have helped me think which was why i made the thread. :glugglug

B40 08-05-2004 02:12 AM

How old are you? Are you going to one of the colleges in the area? Having access to the students is huge..

aaron 08-05-2004 02:17 AM

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Originally posted by B40
How old are you? Are you going to one of the colleges in the area? Having access to the students is huge..
im 19 thats why i was thinking if i could possibly find something for people my age itd be easy to relate to them and make some money. ive gone to community college in the past and may return but i will have access to the college there i will have about 6 friends up there that will be actually going to the college :)

JoeB 08-05-2004 02:18 AM

aaron I got some shit for you to sell! hit me up tommorrow on ICQ or email me! [email protected]
Late!

aaron 08-05-2004 02:18 AM

shooting some solo and girl girl content has of course also crossed my mind but its not what i really wanna do, idont wanna have to buy a camera and the video stuff on the computer would be a bitch..

B40 08-05-2004 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aaron
im 19 thats why i was thinking if i could possibly find something for people my age itd be easy to relate to them and make some money. ive gone to community college in the past and may return but i will have access to the college there i will have about 6 friends up there that will be actually going to the college :)
Ok. Perfect. Here are my ideas.

Keg Parties - $10 a person, $150 a keg. 25-30 people to a keg is good. You just need a nice backyard or house if you don't mind cleaning up after. If you have a backyard, you can keep everyone out there and lock the house. Rent a porta-potty for the girls. Also have some liquor and drinks for the girls. You can even hire a hotdog guy and get a small cut of his revenues. DJ's are also good and you can usually find a DJ to spin for free as long as they get to drink.

Networking - Most people don't know how to network or share an internet connection and will gladly play $50 to have you network their house. They'll usually split the $50 between the 5 roommates or so and it only turns out being $10 a person. You can even buy hubs and wires on ebay and sell them at a higher price to the students houses you're networking.

Coupon booklets - Go to surrounding business within walking distance of the campuses and ask them if they'd like to advertise in a coupon booklet with the circulating being however many students you can the booklets out too. Make sure you actually hand them out and make sure there are good deals so the coupons get used and the business owners will see their ROI. Next year it's even easier, you have a list of current advertisers, just visit them all again and if you did a good job this time around, they'll gladly renew. Charge them a couple hundred bucks, get about 20-30 advertisers, get them printed out for another hundred and hand them out.

Party - One year we threw a party at a club that was a bit further out from the campuses on a night that wasn't popular there. We charged $5 a ticket and got the manager of the club to let us keep all the revenues from ticket sales (he got the liquor revenues). We got the DJ and handled all the promotions. The manager payed for a few busses that ran back and forth so students wouldn't have to get cabs. Key is to make the party the place to be. Get enough people asking their friends if they're going to this party on this day and everyone will show up.

Good luck man. I just finished college and those ideas are from my personal experience. They're all low start up ideas and can give you some good returns if you have access to the students. If you want to talk about any of these ideas, feel free to ICQ me.

aaron 08-05-2004 02:38 AM

fuck yes man. what is your icq number?? mine is 293644144

Paul 08-05-2004 04:55 AM

Have you considered purchasing condoms in bulk amounts ? Obviously this would take a little amount of investment but if your going to target the student market make sure you are trying to sell them something that they are going to use.

If you buy them in bulk you will get them cheap and then you can sell them per box and make a very nice profit. Design the flyers, print them out and do some advertising, then either setup a website or mail order system and your good to go with little effort on your part once its all up and running

Students main interest lie in alchohal and sex so make sure you profit from that :2 cents:

Scootermuze 08-05-2004 05:31 AM

I attended an aunt's funeral and at the burial site about 10 doves were released..

I talked to the guy that brought them. He has a killer bidness with these things..

Charges like $400, brings the birds in a covered basket, tells one of the guests to lift the lid when they're ready for em to fly.. and he goes home..

The doves fly back to their cages at his house..

He said he gets calls for funerals, weddings, corporate events, yada yada..

The birds are inexpensive, apparently easy to train to return to thier cage..

He charges by the number of doves a customer wants ..

aaron 08-05-2004 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by Scootermuze
I attended an aunt's funeral and at the burial site about 10 doves were released..

I talked to the guy that brought them. He has a killer bidness with these things..

Charges like $400, brings the birds in a covered basket, tells one of the guests to lift the lid when they're ready for em to fly.. and he goes home..

The doves fly back to their cages at his house..

He said he gets calls for funerals, weddings, corporate events, yada yada..

The birds are inexpensive, apparently easy to train to return to thier cage..

He charges by the number of doves a customer wants ..

lol.. damn.

creegan 08-05-2004 06:51 AM

if you're at college, sell food

advertise your aim screenname and sell fresh baked cookies or any other munchies delivered at any time of the night, or have them pick it up.

polish_aristocrat 08-05-2004 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by psyko514


throw in the cookies and mini-chocolate bars and i was making about $30-$50 profit a day. i wasn't complaining at that age :)

you were making that much when you were 10-12 ?

holy fuck :Graucho

SFBU 08-05-2004 06:56 AM

Hey, that kennel thing sounds great. I have had AaronM's dog Cayman in my yard off and on for 3 years. I will have to add that $12 per day up and see what he owes me!!!

smit 08-05-2004 07:01 AM

150 bucks a keg? 10 bucks a person? i'm just curious to what college you went to so i stay away from getting ripped off. :1orglaugh

kegs here of natty, beast, keystone are 50 bucks max and we don't charge anything... one of the best reasons why i love this school... free parties and free beer.

emthree 08-05-2004 11:32 AM

Funny but interesting responces :1orglaugh

Depending on how close you are to campus, I can see you selling multiple things once you've established your presence and location. :thumbsup

pushpills 08-05-2004 11:49 AM

throw a penny in a fountain and wish for 10 grand. It's a huge return.

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xclusive 08-05-2004 12:30 PM

If your computer can burn cds buy them in bulk and you can sell them for $5 and there is over a $4 profit per cd...

woj 08-05-2004 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
If your computer can burn cds buy them in bulk and you can sell them for $5 and there is over a $4 profit per cd...
That could be illegal, and just about everyone either has a cd-burner or knows someone who has one...

AdultNex 08-05-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
actually, he speaks the truth...
there are a ton of ideas in Entrepreneur magazine

That magazine is half-decent... 70% are ads/scams.

The figures that the businesses state they earn are incredibly askewed. In a recent issue (1-2 months back), a family company profited from selling sport jerseys online, with a reported 1 million+ revenue.

... Yet, their website has been down since I read the mag.

Go figure.

SleazeQueen 08-05-2004 12:59 PM

I wouldn't recommend you do the kennel thing as it's a lot harder than you think. Plus you're liable for a lot of problems if something happens to a dog in your care.

A group of young people around here have put together and group of them that do general labor. People around here hire them to haul things to the landfill, do yardwork, paint, walk dogs, etc. I have only used them once, but I"ll do it again when I have a big yard project and little energy. :)

AdultNex 08-05-2004 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by emthree
Funny but interesting responces :1orglaugh

Depending on how close you are to campus, I can see you selling multiple things once you've established your presence and location. :thumbsup

Since you're so close to campus, I'd recommend selling clothes (especially clothes like Abercrombie, American Eagle, etc.). Buy them cheap off of eBay, or wholesale bulk.

Another good business is soldering on mods for gaming consoles.

crockett 08-05-2004 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by aaron
im trying to figure out something aimed toward my age group .. college age kids.
offer $25 blowjobs.. in a college town I'm sure you could make a bank

:1orglaugh

woj 08-05-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultNex
That magazine is half-decent... 70% are ads/scams.

The figures that the businesses state they earn are incredibly askewed. In a recent issue (1-2 months back), a family company profited from selling sport jerseys online, with a reported 1 million+ revenue.

... Yet, their website has been down since I read the mag.

Go figure.

scan it in, circle the url in photoshop...
it would make a perfect "owned" pic..
heh heh

Axzar 08-05-2004 01:48 PM

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woj 08-05-2004 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by Axzar
Making millionaires out of single moms daily
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:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 08-05-2004 02:23 PM

The frat boys used to go door to door in the dorms selling goofy t-shirts with popular cartoon characters drinking beer and smoking joints or pissing on things, and goofy jokes, sayings, sexual comments, etc.... Especially with the name/logo of the school on them.

They would get $15-20 per shirt and MANY people would buy them. I'm sure it didn't cost very much to have them printed up in bulk.
:2 cents:

B40 08-05-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smit
150 bucks a keg? 10 bucks a person? i'm just curious to what college you went to so i stay away from getting ripped off. :1orglaugh

kegs here of natty, beast, keystone are 50 bucks max and we don't charge anything... one of the best reasons why i love this school... free parties and free beer.

This is in Canada...$10 is very cheap compared to what you'd pay at the store or bar..and would you throw a party for 200-300 people every few days for free and clean up afterwards?


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