Flachulents in unappropriate situations: A discussion

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  • MrIzzz
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    • Sep 2003
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    #1

    Flachulents in unappropriate situations: A discussion

    have you ever farted in church? in the elevator? at the dinner table? during sex? or in any other unescapable situation?

    did it smell?

    how did you handle it?


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  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
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    #2
    I farted when the doc grabbed my sack...

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    • Dagwolf
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      • Sep 2003
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      #3
      I have never seen flatulence so misspelled. Kudos!

      I have farted in 3 of the 4 situations.. not saying which.
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      • freeadultcontent
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        • Oct 2002
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        #4
        Is on my brothers face when I was younger an unexceptable location?

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        • brizzad
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          • Jul 2003
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          #5
          flachulents

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          • MrIzzz
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            • Sep 2003
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            #6
            Originally posted by spunky1
            I farted when the doc grabbed my sack...
            i actually have farted one time during a doctors visit. she was pushing on my abdomen and i let a squeaker leak. that damn thing staaaaaaaaank!



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            • MrIzzz
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              • Sep 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by Dagwolf
              I have never seen flatulence so misspelled. Kudos!

              I have farted in 3 of the 4 situations.. not saying which.
              lol

              gfy needs a spellcheck


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              • MrIzzz
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                • Sep 2003
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                #8
                Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                Is on my brothers face when I was younger an unexceptable location?

                no, thats just the right of passage for all younger brothers



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                • freeadultcontent
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                  • Oct 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                  no, thats just the right of passage for all younger brothers

                  Ok, cause I still feel bad. He still can not grow facial hair and I am sure that fart did it.

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                  • Doctor Dre
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                    • Jan 2001
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                    #10
                    Once during sex ... and I fealt so wrong . Everytime I fuck and I haven't took a shit in the last day I always want to fart ... dunno why
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                    • MrIzzz
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                      • Sep 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                      Ok, cause I still feel bad. He still can not grow facial hair and I am sure that fart did it.

                      so long as he doesnt have a permanent mark on his face, its A-OK


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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
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                        #12
                        Cant remember doing anything like that, But I love to be as loud as I can in a public bathroom. Man that clears out a place. Even when I am only peeing. I go in the stall and start making loud noises..


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                        • jonesy
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                          • Jan 2003
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                          #13
                          I had "Flachulents" twice while getting head.

                          both times the girls were not mad.

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                          ill fart in an elevator or around others in social gatherings ect to see peoples reactions. its funny as shit when its dead silent ...
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                          • MrIzzz
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                            • Sep 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                            Once during sex ... and I fealt so wrong . Everytime I fuck and I haven't took a shit in the last day I always want to fart ... dunno why
                            yoooooooooo, thats funny.

                            i did that too, once, but it was a quiet one and she never complained, so i think i got away with it


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                            • MrIzzz
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                              • Sep 2003
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by pornguy
                              Cant remember doing anything like that, But I love to be as loud as I can in a public bathroom. Man that clears out a place. Even when I am only peeing. I go in the stall and start making loud noises..




                              you're that guy!!!!!!
                              lmfaooooo
                              i hate that, because i start laughing whenever anyone does that and it throws off my "piss-rythmn"


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                              • sumphatpimp
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                                #16

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                                • Spunky
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                                  • Jun 2002
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                                  #17
                                  When she sleeps over..I like to fart and pull the covers over her head... she wakes up screaming...

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                                  • sumphatpimp
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                                    • MrIzzz
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                                      • Sep 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                      day after tacobell?




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                                      • MrIzzz
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                                        • Sep 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by spunky1
                                        When she sleeps over..I like to fart and pull the covers over her head... she wakes up screaming...
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                                        i love doing that too


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                                        • SykkBoy2
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                                          • Feb 2001
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                                          #21
                                          one time I farted in Zoe's car when she was bringing me home after a late night of partying and a high-grease breakfast...

                                          I got out of there quickly and didn't say anything......
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                                          • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                            one time I farted in Zoe's car when she was bringing me home after a late night of partying and a high-grease breakfast...

                                            I got out of there quickly and didn't say anything......

                                            Dude!

                                            I knew that was you! You're such a liar! That was pretty rank too...ewww!
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                                            • fr8
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                                              • Mar 2003
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                                              #23
                                              If it is unappropriate to fart somewhere than I have done it.
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                                              • Snake Doctor
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                                                • Mar 2001
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                                                #24
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                                                • SykkBoy2
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                                                  • Feb 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                                  Dude!

                                                  I knew that was you! You're such a liar! That was pretty rank too...ewww!
                                                  I dunno, I think I heard a "twin squeak", we may have had a synched fart moment...
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                                                  • Dagwolf
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                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                    Zoe, I want to marry your sig image. That is hypnotic
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      Yeah, I once farted in church.

                                                      They made me sit in my own pew.
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