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![]() A friend of mine is about to get married. My date, and myself were about to go out to dinner with them, and my friends fiancee said to her, "Why don't you whip me up dinner anyway. I will throw it out, but I don't want you gettin rusty"...I LMAO, but she was upset. If your man said that to you, how would you react??
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I would give his diner to the dog for a month.
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I would make him the dinner - hotdogs are not that hard to make...and then come wedding day not show up at the alter ;)
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If he was serious and it really bothered her, she has to tell him.
If they can't work this out, they can't work a marriage. If Tony said that to me, I'd just laugh, cuz I know he would be joking.
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I would cock him somthang nice like testikels of goat
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Women these days have a piss poor attitude.
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Did he say it jokingly or serious? If he seemed serious, that's a little rude if its close to the wedding
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Maybe she just has pre marriage jitters....'cause it sounds like he was joking....
If he were serious, she shoud run, not walk.....away.
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she should learn to take a joke
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FYI: Jokes are good.
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If she is that bothered by a silly comment she really should not get married to this guy.
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I would laugh my ass off, you can't take yourself, or anybody else so seriously all the time. Life is meant to be fun, and that was a damn good joke.
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I would laugh and throw a clever comeback at him..gotta have a sense of humor!
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What did he do/say once he realized she was pissed?
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If they are gonna get married ... I HIGHLY doubt this will work ... seriously
No woman can be threated like this . It can work for couple years on weak ones but they will always go away after some time |
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If he was serious, I'd take him in to the bedroom and give him the Cruel Mistress treatment to change his attitude.
![]() Most likely I'd show him The Cook, The Theif, His Wife, Her Lover and then ask him at the end if he really wanted me to cook something for him. ![]()
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So did you guys still go out or did she cook?
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It *IS* scary that such a blatantly obvious joke was even remotely remotely remotely taken seriously.. my god.
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Wonder what the reaction would be if she introduced him to friends as her first future ex-husband? lol
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She should learn a few quotes of her own to use when he is "trying" to be funny.
I believe in this instance she should have quoted the infamous South Park's Cartman and smilingly said "Bite me" ![]() |
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seriously tho, if it bothers her that much then tell her to cook him something nasty n tell him what it was AFTER...and then she can say..."I wouldn't want to get rusty now would I??" gotta love the family guy.. ![]()
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I would laugh my ass off at him, then not make him dinner for a week or so.
I had an ex that went out and spent all the grocery money on bullets.. he had a gun fetish or something.. had the balls to ask me where the fuck dinner was. I dumped the bullets in a pan and put it on the stove and told him to eat bullets!.. I quickly got the fuck out of that house.. ![]() |
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Is she cute?
Because that can change the whole dynamic of the relationship. Well that and anal. Cuz if she's not gonna cook she better do the anal or he's banging $20 Peruvian whores with three teeth and chlamydia. |
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