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Join Date: Oct 2002
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lol, damn now thats a drunk!
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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I did that once. The judge was NOT amuzed. I coulda got probation, but she gave me 10 days lol Damn I used to do some stupid shit when I was young.
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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driving safely while drunk! nice!
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Location: Miami, Florida
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This is actually commonplace. I cut my legal teeth as a Public Defender in Jacksonville Florida in the early 90s, and I was carrying a case load of about 400-500 cases every 12 weeks. Maybe 10% were DUIs. Every 12 weeks I would have at least one dumbass who could not come to court sober. I use to carry a pack of Altoids in my briefcase and feed them to the worst offenders just so that I could stand talking with them in a huddle. The key I found was to get the alcoholics comfortable with the process that was taking place (no easy feat) and then there was alot less of a chance they would have to come to court plastered in order to cope.
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Third mall from the sun
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Is being drunk a crime?
Or, did he drive to court to fight his DWI?
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
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Well that is one way to convince the world you have a drinking problem!
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this guy is clever, he can say he has a problem and needs help rather than jail time
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my grandfather (who died when I was 1 week old) went into court drunk once on a driving related incident and was instructed by his lawyer to ask the judge to go easy on him, it was his first offense...being drunk did not help him at all, and he told the judge...
Just make it easy on yourself judge. He spent a month in jail. |
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Beeing drunk in court is the last thing I would do ... you cannot loose your temper or nothing because it will jsut get worse . And alchool is the easiest way to get youself in bad situations
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I knew of an instance where a guy was in court waiting for his case to be called...it too was for a DUI. He kept leaving the courtroom and it became apparent why...he was going out to have a drink. After enough drinks he became loud and obnoxious in the courtroom and was arrested by Deputies right in the courtroom.
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