| alsdesign |
08-05-2004 06:56 AM |
I don't have much time, esspecially not for loosers like Grammar Police, but this time he want way too far.. I'm from Europe, even from Eastern Europe - Slovakia and I'm fucking proud of it! What commies did in the past is their fault, not mine, so all you who start bitching about how terrible it is here better come over and check now. So back to that brainless guy:
- They lack personal hygene. They all smell like old socks and have teeth like Austin Powers.
Yeah sure. And we have hair on tongue... Krist that's sooo stupid statement!
- They live in old, dilapidated apartments and drive shitty little cars.
Old shitty houses? Oh, dumbass should I send you a photo of our 3 floor house? Or the photo of the nice garden around with wonderful lawn? Or my small but cool Polo with 500 watt sound system (sinus, musical is 1600, lol!). I could blow off your head just by putting on music :)
- They hate us out of envy. It's obvious that they want to be us.
We hate only assholes like you. People talking patriotic shit, without knowing basic human history. Have you ever been outside your town at least, you big talker? And you say I want to be YOU??!?!? You are kidding me :1orglaugh! I have a small but decent design company, live in a perfect location (oak hills start to raise about 100 m behind our house), we have the coolest girls here (well, you should ask someone who was here, walking on a pedestrian zone reminds you seeing a fashion show). Not talking about girls in clubs :thumbsup . Sigh...
- They think soccer is football.
You better check the origin of the word, morron. Nothing wrong with american football, just hate people talking this kind of shit.
- Their beer tastes like shit.
HAHHAHHAHHA. Now that was the MOST supid of all probably. Check how long has been beer produced in Europe! Some of our beers you drink even without knowing you drink them, lamer! Hey, I don't say american beers are not good, I would say they are different. And for Crhist's sake .. Never say that to some Czech or UK guy.. they are proud of their beers and I approve 100%... they may kick your stupid ass!
- They use the letter "u" entirely too much (colour, favourite).
so ye wonna spik like diz <-----. Yuk. Gosh again, nothing wrong with US language, but people who speak ONLY slang are not very comfortable..
- They want to live in a safe world, yet are entirely unwilling/unable to do anything to make the world a safe place for everyone.
Hey If I wasn't pacifist I would kick your Morron Stupid Ass for this! My brother was on a peace keeping mission in Iraq before your amazing army got there and killed thousands of innocent people. So, I know MUCH info from "first hand". Served 1 year in army myself (in an UN training center), basically, waste of time, but I got at least an insider view as well. I don't want to go into politics, but one is for sure. US foreign policy is to put mildly.. TERRIBLY CORRUPT, TERRIBLY FAKE..and now I better stop. Hey have you seen Farrenheit 9/11 ? That's America these days! Peace? Bush may send YOUR kid one day to invade let's say Republic of Mutombu, just because he likes their holiday resorts...
- They mistake arrogance, the inability to dress and stuffy accents for style.
Now listen... if you saw the girls in my town you would be DROOLING all over your dirty shirt! Most of them dressed like superstars and I fucking mean it! Few American friends I took clubbing here said it was one of the best experiences in their lives! :thumbsup
- They suck.
Hey! do you still think so ....... looser?
I loved this one "Why do anyone like to split us apart? All webmasters needs other webmasters. Just like EU need US and US need EU.
I 100% agree Sexzity. Good one.
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