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08-04-2004, 06:25 AM

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yeah invite chicks over ... get home at 6am without questions asked... leave laundry everywhere and have it cleaned the next day aaaaaaah those days...

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08-04-2004, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I wish I was 16 and living in my moms basement. How cool would it be to get juice and ready made sandwiches without asking. Just play computer games all day long without a worry in the world, perhaps occasionally get totally wasted on 6 cans of beer. Ahhh...

Umm.. yeah.

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08-04-2004, 06:26 AM

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If you're making so much money, why your Alexa rating is 580000?

somehow i dont really care bout Alexa besides thats our cashsite... dta is 92 or so oh well i dont care at all alexa says nuffin bout the money you make...

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#54

08-04-2004, 06:27 AM

This board is an adult webmasters board. I see nothing adult in your sig nor signs you're a webmaster. What are you doing here?

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08-04-2004, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by thinkx
somehow i dont really care bout Alexa

Me neither but it tells me that you have no traffic = business.

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#56

08-04-2004, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

funny but i don't remember anything on the gfy join form suggesting this is an "americans" only board !

anyway seeing your nick is not Lensman who gives a fucx what
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#57

08-04-2004, 06:29 AM

You better teach the american teens how to write a grammatical correct sentence.

hi2u gramma cop me luv u long time u kno nigga?so wuz up homie,u gonna teach me proppa english now?!

You seriously need to get a life kid, I bet your schoolmates always beat you up because you try to correct their grammar
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08-04-2004, 06:30 AM

But this thread wasn't about business anyway. It was about Grammar Police not having a life.

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#59

08-04-2004, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by mikexod
Me neither but it tells me that you have no traffic = business.

are you realy this ignorant?

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#60

08-04-2004, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by mikexod
no traffic = business.
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#61

08-04-2004, 06:33 AM

Originally posted by QuaShe
are you realy this ignorant?

im afraid he is maybe i should buy some $200 licenses for DVDs and start a dvd plugin with upselling as well hmm

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08-04-2004, 06:35 AM

Identifying as a grammar policeman =
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#63

08-04-2004, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

I hope you do know that english is an european language?
Why dont you show some respect and develop you own language? Or try to speak the original language...Indian...

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#64

08-04-2004, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by Groove
Identifying as a grammar policeman =
anal retentive with small pee pee

Is that all you have? You're a joke.
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#65

08-04-2004, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Is that all you have? You're a joke.

What a masterful retort.
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#66

08-04-2004, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by thinkx
im afraid he is maybe i should buy some $200 licenses for DVDs and start a dvd plugin with upselling as well hmm

maybe you should learn what the VOD market is all about..not even close buddy!!!!!!!!!!!

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#67

08-04-2004, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by Totem Rex
This board is an adult webmasters board. I see nothing adult in your sig nor signs you're a webmaster. What are you doing here?

That question would account for about half of the members of GFY. Don't be surprised.
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#68

08-04-2004, 06:46 AM

To correct and serve.

You corrected everybody, now it's time to serve, where's my blowjob?
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#69

08-04-2004, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Believe me, I know where English comes from. This thread is directed at those who come here and butcher the English language. You can read, can't you?

We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

Get out of America, the Europeans invented it,
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#70

08-04-2004, 06:51 AM

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for your nick to be "Grammar Policeman"?

or "Policewoman" as the case may be

Having it as "Grammar Police" implies that you are an entire police force.

You do understand the difference between singular and plural don't you?
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#71

08-04-2004, 06:53 AM

learn our language if you want to stay.

English wasnt invented by the Americans, it was invented by the English, if in doubt the clue is in the name,

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#72

08-04-2004, 06:55 AM

He's just a nerdy little kid who seeks attention on the internet where nobody is able to beat him up like he's used to in real life.
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#73

08-04-2004, 06:56 AM

Time for some grammar control
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#74

08-04-2004, 06:59 AM

Originally posted by johndoebob

Time for some grammar control

That is the picture that comes to mind isn't it
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#75

08-04-2004, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin
funny but i don't remember anything on the gfy join form suggesting this is an "americans" only board !

Especially funny when you consider the board is hosted in Canada

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#76

08-04-2004, 07:00 AM

You do realize that GFY is a multi national board right..??
and that there is also porn and porn related companies outside the US right...?

That?s like saying the internet is American and if you live elsewhere get one of your own...
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#77

08-04-2004, 07:02 AM

lol since when do we have a gramma police?

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#78

08-04-2004, 07:02 AM

hmm.. it wouldn't be a problem to use babelfish to translate all sorts of languages into english. Altavista is based in the US so it qualifies to 'post' on an american board.

Here's my first contributiuon:
For all those my native language are not powerful, I one babelfish to translation will make in the future.
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#79

08-04-2004, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
We're retards? Get off the internet, Americans invented it. Get rid of all of the lights in your house. An American is responsible for that too. Shall I continue?

what you are using now is called WWW. That was invented in Geneva, Switzerland CERN

and oh yeah. You invented the paper, the book, the wheel, architecture, streets, glass, printing, agriculture, mathematics, art, writing, calendar, politics, war ...

you should not even start to compare the US with an ancient culture like for example egypt, greece, italy, china and so on. Do you really think that the US had time enough in its short history to have the same amount of important innovations like some really old culture ??? Sure there are tons of fucking important inventions that noone wants to miss ... but plz get real and try to see everything in a historical context.

uh ... and sorry if my english is not that good.

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08-04-2004, 07:09 AM

Who learned you how to spoke?

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#81

08-04-2004, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by volante
Speaking as an Englishman, I'd like to apologise to the world on behalf of my country for inventing Americans.

I know that I am an American but that is still one of the funniest things I have read in ages.
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#82

08-04-2004, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by mcmc
what you are using now is called WWW. That was invented in Geneva, Switzerland CERN

I also think there was a bit of British involvement too. So, really all Americans should just get off the WWW now if that is how thing are going to be judged.
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#83

08-04-2004, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I also think there was a bit of British involvement too.

Absolutly. Tim Berners-Lee (UK) and Robert Cailliau (Belgium) invented the WWW in 1989 at the CERN in Geneva, Switzerland.

Its a bit poor that this "Grammar Police Web Guru" has no idea about the difference between the Internet and the WWW.

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#84

08-04-2004, 07:31 AM

Originally posted by Johny Traffic
English wasnt invented by the Americans, it was invented by the English, if in doubt the clue is in the name,

You'd be amazed at how many Americans don't know this. On more than one occasion my wife (who is English) has been asked where she learned English, and when she says "England" the response is "I didn't know they spoke English there".
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08-04-2004, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by volante
You'd be amazed at how many Americans don't know this. On more than one occasion my wife (who is English) has been asked where she learned English, and when she says "England" the response is "I didn't know they spoke English there".

I have had people ask me that a number of times when they find out I moved to the UK. They want to know if they speak English here. That would be a fair question if I moved to Wales, I suppose.
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08-04-2004, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I have had people ask me that a number of times when they find out I moved to the UK. They want to know if they speak English here. That would be a fair question if I moved to Wales, I suppose.

LOL that CAN'T be true. C'mon .. so why do people think English is called English ? Cant they see that it could maybe come from England ? WTF

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08-04-2004, 08:00 AM

When he's going to loose he slowly leaves the thread and we'll see another one soon - remember - do not feed the troll.
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08-04-2004, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by mcmc
LOL that CAN'T be true. C'mon .. so why do people think English is called English ? Cant they see that it could maybe come from England ? WTF

Whenever this gets discussed amongst myself/my wife and a group of Americans (usually in a bar when I'm not complaining about the lack of real beer), they claim we are lying.

"Americans aren't that stupid" they cry, "we all know we speak the same language, and that English comes from England"

So me and my wife then start using made up words in conversations with our American friends. The look on their faces as they pretend to understand what we're saying is hilarious...
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08-04-2004, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by volante
Whenever this gets discussed amongst myself/my wife and a group of Americans (usually in a bar when I'm not complaining about the lack of real beer), they claim we are lying.

"Americans aren't that stupid" they cry, "we all know we speak the same language, and that English comes from England"

So me and my wife then start using made up words in conversations with our American friends. The look on their faces as they pretend to understand what we're saying is hilarious...

Yup, I get the same thing but I am an American so there is no reason for me to make these things up. I am also commonly asked if the British celebrate the 4th of July. Um, hello?
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08-04-2004, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Can't you find boards in your own language? I'd suggest you look for some. You're on an American board. Show some respect and learn our language if you want to stay.

Are you a fucking idiot? How would you feel if you spoke 90% of their language and they made fun of you? You are the reason many Europeans don't like Americans.

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08-04-2004, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I am also commonly asked if the British celebrate the 4th of July. Um, hello?

We do, but for different reasons

Every year I get asked what I'll be doing on 4th of July. Every year I give the same reply - I'll be drinking copious amounts of Guinness in an English themed pub while teaching drunk Americans the meaning of the word "irony".

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08-04-2004, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by thinkx
if your dutch is as good as my english you've got a right to speak up

...besides youre probably a 1% jewish 7% german 12% italian 8% dutch 34% irish american anyhow

Ik begript.

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08-04-2004, 08:23 AM

hmmm ... gonna drink this in about 2 hrs

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08-04-2004, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by volante
We do, but for different reasons

Every year I get asked what I'll be doing on 4th of July. Every year I give the same reply - I'll be drinking copious amounts of Guinness in an English themed pub while teaching drunk Americans the meaning of the word "irony".

lol, it is my one day of the year to give my British friends a hard time. They know I don't mean it but I think an American that is only really annoyingly patriotic one day of the year is enough of rareity.
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08-04-2004, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Why would I need to speak Dutch? I'm an American. I speak English. I have no use for any other language.

Exactly the American kind of thinking ... Big fat self centered american ...

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08-04-2004, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by volante
You'd be amazed at how many Americans don't know this. On more than one occasion my wife (who is English) has been asked where she learned English, and when she says "England" the response is "I didn't know they spoke English there".

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I have had people ask me that a number of times when they find out I moved to the UK. They want to know if they speak English here. That would be a fair question if I moved to Wales, I suppose.

lol, if people are that stupid then we shouldn't expect that they will fill out corretly the join page on a pornsite

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08-04-2004, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
lol, it is my one day of the year to give my British friends a hard time. They know I don't mean it but I think an American that is only really annoyingly patriotic one day of the year is enough of rareity.

For our province we have St-Jean on 24th june . We have canada day on July 1st ...

Dunno why the fuck but the st-jean is sooooooooo more patriotic then Canada day (and I always go in ottawa for canada day ...)

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08-04-2004, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by Rick Latona
Are you a fucking idiot? How would you feel if you spoke 90% of their language and they made fun of you? You are the reason many Europeans don't like Americans.

Exactly what I was saying ... self-centered

This attitude is also one of the reason why american was under terrorism attack . You cannot do wahtever you want for ever ... some day someone will fight back ...

but nobody deserve that kind of shit thought

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08-04-2004, 08:40 AM

actually I have to agree with GP. Everyone on this board, wether or not american, has had some education in writing and reading English, and since English grammar is very simple, this should be sufficient to avoid most, if not all, of the mistakes made here.
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08-04-2004, 08:40 AM

The book is on the table.
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