SHIT - Escaped prisoner??? - GoFuckYourself.com

BlingDaddy · 08-03-2004, 03:33 PM

This is 2 fucking blocks from my office!

Help me....

DENVER - Police are looking for an escaped prisoner downtown. There is an intensive search underway in the area around 20th Street off of I-25, near the REI building.

Police say they are looking for a white man with a shaved head. He was last seen wearing a white and black federal prisoners' uniform.

We will be closely following this developing story.

Fukeneh · 08-03-2004, 03:34 PM

im sure he isnt too fucking hard to miss....

bnut judging by how shitty the drivers in colorado are, he could run for miles without any of those dim witted fucks noticing.

xclusive · 08-03-2004, 03:35 PM

Just tape your ass cheeks together and you will be fine...

BlingDaddy · 08-03-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fukeneh
im sure he isnt too fucking hard to miss....

bnut judging by how shitty the drivers in colorado are, he could run for miles without any of those dim witted fucks noticing.

Not only that but there's 30K people down here right now for a Rockies game at 6. What an idiot.

(9 on desk..... not worried. LMAO)

187 · 08-03-2004, 03:36 PM

hey now, i'm sure the drivers in c.o. aren't as crazy and unintelligent as the ones you find on the mass turnpike

BlingDaddy · 08-03-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 187
hey now, i'm sure the drivers in c.o. aren't as crazy and unintelligent as the ones you find on the mass turnpike

We sure try hard though....

BlingDaddy · 08-03-2004, 03:37 PM

Theres helicopters and shit flying all over. I can currently see 8.

Goatse · 08-04-2004, 03:37 AM

The guy is 5'3. Something tells me he won't be too hard to spot...

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08-03-2004, 03:37 PM	#7
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08-03-2004, 03:34 PM	#2
Fukeneh Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Location: Location: Posts: 1,245	im sure he isnt too fucking hard to miss.... bnut judging by how shitty the drivers in colorado are, he could run for miles without any of those dim witted fucks noticing.

08-03-2004, 03:35 PM	#3
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08-04-2004, 03:37 AM	#8
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	The guy is 5'3. Something tells me he won't be too hard to spot...