NewlyWed Couple (joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

MrIzzz · 08-03-2004, 09:22 PM

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypopbut at the bar you know; they have frozen glasses.."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those neat little snacks &hors d'ouevres that are really delicious won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey, at the bar you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that.."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie.? "Listen up, dickhead! Drink your fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your fucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, asshole?" And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

Spunky · 08-03-2004, 09:27 PM

That joke scared me

MrIzzz · 08-03-2004, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
That joke scared me

marriage scares me

woj · 08-03-2004, 09:28 PM

cali_22 · 08-03-2004, 09:28 PM

id rather be at the spearment ryno

stocktrader23 · 08-03-2004, 09:29 PM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
marriage scares me

I would be more scared of trying to score with all the diseased whores in the bar scene.

MrIzzz · 08-03-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I would be more scared of trying to score with all the diseased whores in the bar scene.

you have just ruined my weekend. i will have no fun saturday night now

wdsguy · 08-03-2004, 09:43 PM

crazy shit

Shoplifter · 08-03-2004, 09:45 PM

It's funny, but it's a sad funny.

WebTitan · 08-03-2004, 09:46 PM

that about covers it...lol

fr8 · 08-03-2004, 09:55 PM

lol. marrige will never be for me thats for sure.

cherrylula · 08-03-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I would be more scared of trying to score with all the diseased whores in the bar scene.

and the gold digging whores

BlueDesignStudios · 08-03-2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Shoplifter
It's funny, but it's a sad funny.

true

kowntafit · 08-03-2004, 11:20 PM

Nice joke.

Firehorse · 08-04-2004, 07:54 AM

Damn funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Marcus Aurelius · 08-04-2004, 07:55 AM

im convinced the person that wrote that joke has a wiretap in my house.

Goose · 08-04-2004, 08:03 AM

lol...first I didn't get it, but afterwards the laugh was even louder ;)

maxdaname · 08-04-2004, 08:09 AM

HAHAHAHA!!!
Can't wait to get married!

08-03-2004, 09:22 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	NewlyWed Couple (joke) A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypopbut at the bar you know; they have frozen glasses.." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those neat little snacks &hors d'ouevres that are really delicious won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in the blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey, at the bar you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that.." "You want dirty words, cutie pie.? "Listen up, dickhead! Drink your fucking beer in your goddamn frozen mug and eat your fucking snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, asshole?" And they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story? __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

08-03-2004, 09:27 PM	#2
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cali_22 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Whistler BC Posts: 2,330	id rather be at the spearment ryno

08-03-2004, 09:43 PM	#8
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	crazy shit

08-03-2004, 09:45 PM	#9
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,737	It's funny, but it's a sad funny.

08-03-2004, 09:46 PM	#10
WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	that about covers it...lol

08-04-2004, 07:54 AM	#15
Firehorse Desire it and have it!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915 Posts: 30,767	Damn funny! Thanks for the laugh! __________________ MySweetEbony

08-04-2004, 07:55 AM	#16
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	im convinced the person that wrote that joke has a wiretap in my house.

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08-04-2004, 08:09 AM	#18
maxdaname Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,193	HAHAHAHA!!! Can't wait to get married!