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08-03-2004, 09:43 AM
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caught with pants down?
trying to avoid cookie cutter sites? look here!
http://www.doctorwinkie.com/css/index.html http://www.doctorwinkie.com/template...ate-index.html all work can be formatted in css/xml compliant inquire thru site contact page or icq 46460666 |
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08-03-2004, 09:44 AM
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holla
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is this a joke?
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08-03-2004, 09:47 AM
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08-03-2004, 09:47 AM
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must be a joke
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08-03-2004, 09:47 AM
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its must be a joke
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08-03-2004, 09:49 AM
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garbage
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08-03-2004, 09:49 AM
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http://www.doctorwinkie.com/template...ate-page2.html
"Meta, alt, and title tags Included!" Sold!  This has got to be a joke. |
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08-03-2004, 09:50 AM
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08-03-2004, 09:51 AM
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08-03-2004, 09:52 AM
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I've crapped better than those designs....
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08-03-2004, 09:53 AM
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a big joke probably
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08-03-2004, 10:06 AM
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holy shit..
i'm speechless. |
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08-03-2004, 10:09 AM
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http://www.doctorwinkie.com/webtime/
uh...... i don't think it is a joke. not one that he is in on anyway. |
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08-03-2004, 10:12 AM
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I give you 25 cent paypal for the exclusive rights (You gotta pay the other 6 cent fee)
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08-03-2004, 10:13 AM
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08-03-2004, 10:48 AM
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08-03-2004, 10:57 AM
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I hope it's a joke. I suck, and could do better than that drunk... which I am most of the time. ....Like now
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08-03-2004, 10:57 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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did Creative change his name again??
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08-03-2004, 10:59 AM
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08-03-2004, 11:02 AM
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holla
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i retract my joke statement, i was unaware of these excellent skills:
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08-03-2004, 11:04 AM
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laugh if you want but this guy is going to CHANGE the industry!
CHANGE I TELL YOU!!! Wasi, I would like to invest all of my money in your busness, er thing.
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08-03-2004, 11:06 AM
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08-03-2004, 11:07 AM
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wasi you are a genius where do i send my money
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08-03-2004, 10:18 PM
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Made ya look!
Now go look at some of the other shit your buying out there! Portfolios with 2 row tables, pages made with content generators, and some who can not even nest a table or break out of basic html! granted, its very basic and anything anyone can put together. I just dumped them in the post for the Hell of it! some who responded to this post impressed me with their work! and it shows what really good stuff is out there, and what can be achived! some of you who responded did not impress me at all, have no home page to see; or the page listed is no impresive feat. But you Jump on the bandwagon acting like your all That... if you are, show it |
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08-03-2004, 10:22 PM
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Ill take 'what the fuck' for 400
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08-03-2004, 10:32 PM
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Not everyone puts there website(s) in there profile. Im one that doesnt.
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08-03-2004, 10:35 PM
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holla
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08-03-2004, 11:06 PM
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Originally posted by strats
Ill take 'what the fuck' for 400 Thats it! Thats exactly what I thought when looking at some of the (samples) of peeps responding to desighners needed posts! what makes one any better than the other? what makes mine "garbage" as someone said, (although those are newbie templates) and what makes theirs better, the tables are simple, some pages have lots of open space. since your being critical, Tell me what it is. for the heck of it use this site: http://www.whitechicksporn.com/ |
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08-03-2004, 11:08 PM
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08-03-2004, 11:15 PM
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Everyone starts somewhere.
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08-03-2004, 11:24 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Wasi, my man... Look, I respect your spirit. When I was first learning HTML 5 years or so ago...I thought I was king of the world because I figured out how to make a link or insert an image...but the truth is it takes a LOT more than that to make it in the design biz. You have TRUE PROFESSIONALS out there doing work for cheap. It's a TOUGH market...trust me. My advice to you if you are really wanting to make it in design. (1) Get a copy of PhotoShop (2) Get a copy of DreamWeaver MX (3) Plant your ass down for a full year and don't get up (4) Practice (5) Practice More After a full year of doing nothing but practicing...maybe, just maybe you can come back and make enough money to cover your electric bill every month. Look, the truth is making it as a web designer in today's market is next near to impossible unless you find your niche. Find your niche and you may have something. Right now all you have is a 5th grade HTML lesson |
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08-03-2004, 11:26 PM
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08-03-2004, 11:30 PM
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I'm on icq
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08-03-2004, 11:33 PM
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See sig. Join Epic Cash.
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08-03-2004, 11:42 PM
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08-04-2004, 02:10 AM
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I like the steel blue. keep up the good work 
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08-04-2004, 02:23 AM
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seriously though, I'll hook you up with a free copy of photoshop CS to start you off 214908367
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08-04-2004, 02:38 AM
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WootWootCash.com
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is this a joke?
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08-04-2004, 09:12 AM
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Desire it and have it!!!
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A very effective way to get some attention!
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