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Old 08-02-2004, 09:36 PM   #1
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:2cents The Girl Is Fucking Retarded...[ex]

seriously... what the fuck... ok.. put yourself in my shoes...


broke up with the girl about 4months ago...

still friends....


in the last month she started talking about us fucking again... yeah im cool with it... but she changed her mind because she dont want feelings to mix in again.... thats fine with me...

anyways, she called me just like 5mins ago

here is how it went... H=Her M=Me

H"whats up jeff"
M"whats up janelle"
H"nothing much, im bored"
M"yeah me too"
H"jeff, im fucking horny"

...pause for a sec... now when a girl calls you, tells you she is bored and horny, and you didnt say/do anything to make her wanna say that... what do you assume? she prolly is callin for a quick fuck.... ok lets see how that works...

M"oh really?"
H"very"
M"well is there anything i could do to fix that for you"
H"mmmmm... like what
M"well for starts i can grab my keys and come over... we will take it from there"


here is the fucked up part guys!


H"yeah well thats will never happen again"
M"uhh... you just called me... said you were bored and horny, wtf am i suppose to say?"
H"whatever jeff, i dont get you"

end phone convo..




uhhhh guys, help me.... wtf is that shit about.... is she just fucking stupid or does she think she is bothering me by saying it... which she is, but ill ignore the rest of the calls

discuss
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:39 PM   #2
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She is just fucking with you.. and it sounds like it's working.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:40 PM   #3
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She wanted to know you still want her, and that she could have you anytime, if she really wanted..
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:41 PM   #4
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Tell her to check herself.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:41 PM   #5
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:42 PM   #6
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Next time she calls tell her you just had sex 10 minutes ago but will be ready again if she gives you an hour.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:42 PM   #7
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Time to walk away, it can get worse. She is fucking with your mind on purpose or as the IQ of a snake????

Good luck man. Didn't mean to put her down since you may still have emotions about her. Been with this weid crap myself before!!! It ended up really ugly. Run, man run!

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Old 08-02-2004, 09:43 PM   #8
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jeff, lets hit that bitch in a 3some
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:43 PM   #9
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Next time she calls tell her you just had sex 10 minutes ago but will be ready again if she gives you an hour.
No information is best, just say sorry I can't talk to ya....
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:43 PM   #10
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man thats fucked up :S
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:44 PM   #11
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hell i'm a woman and have no clue what the hell that was about. I would have thought the same way you did.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:45 PM   #12
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:46 PM   #13
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This thread is worthless without pics.....
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:48 PM   #14
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:48 PM   #15
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Next time she calls tell her you just had sex 10 minutes ago but will be ready again if she gives you an hour.

awsome idea!!! hahah!!!

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Time to walk away, it can get worse. She is fucking with your mind on purpose or as the IQ of a snake????

Good luck man. Didn't mean to put her down since you may still have emotions about her. Been with this weid crap myself before!!! It ended up really ugly. Run, man run!

My

Others might say she still cares, she might? But she is still fucking with your head.

bro.. i couldnt give 2 fucks about her ... at one point i did care about her... but those feelings are long passed.... it took me like 3weeks to actually breakup with her, i didnt want to hurt her, but i didnt wanna be in the relationship any longer.. so rag on her all you want... only was game for the booty call because honestly, she has a smoking body, big tits, and a very cute face.... and she knows how to fuck...


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jeff, lets hit that bitch in a 3some
b-rad, the only thing me and you are hittin together is a fat fucking blunt... unless you are the one who found the bitch for the night
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:48 PM   #16
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Girls do screwy things and pretty much every possible reason behind it that has been posted is plausable. I'm a girl and I don't even understand us.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #17
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Yup, I've been through the same shit. Girls love to fuck with our minds, and they're good at it.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #18
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She just is just making herself feel good by making herself think that you still want her.
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #19
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b-rad, the only thing me and you are hittin together is a fat fucking blunt... unless you are the one who found the bitch for the night

im high too
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:49 PM   #20
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Just twisting the knife...Damn she devils love to rub it in that they are in control and will fuck whoever they want...she's probably fucking your best friend right now
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:50 PM   #21
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that is pretty fucking disturbing... cuz ever since i broke up with her she seems to be stalky... calling me all the time and shit, lol, i always pictured her one day in a whiteroom box
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:52 PM   #22
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Old 08-02-2004, 09:56 PM   #23
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Maybe shes on the rag.
So even though she might be horny, she doesn't want to make a mess.

or... maybe shes just nuts

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Old 08-02-2004, 09:59 PM   #24
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:02 PM   #25
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you should sleep with her mom, that'll get her!
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:03 PM   #26
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She just is just making herself feel good by making herself think that you still want her.
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:11 PM   #27
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real retarded! better have your number changed.
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:13 PM   #28
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she is just letting you know that she is about to go and fuck some other dude.
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:17 PM   #29
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:08 PM   #30
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yeh she is fucking with you.. seeing how you will react.. see if you still have an interest there.. stay away from her ;)
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:16 PM   #32
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She is totally fucking with your mind man
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