Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie

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  • BigG
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2004
    • 931
    #1

    Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie

    Thou shalt not covet thy Punker Barbie, If thy is a homo.

    If thy is a homo, thou shalt embrace and rejoyceth thine desire for man ass and thou shall lie with mankind, as thou lieth with a woman.

    If thoust not desire man ass, thou shalt desire Punker Barbie the way thine hummingbird desires sweet nectar.

    You shall have no other Goddesses before Punker Barbie.
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    • gornyhuy
      Chafed.
      • May 2002
      • 18041
      #2
      Well, duhhh.

      Thats straight out of the Book of Punker Chapter 13:

      13:1
      Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not lust for Punker Barbie, I am become as breying ass, or a tinkling homo.

      13:2
      And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and want not Punker Barbie, I am nothing.

      13:3
      And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not a desire for the Punker, it profiteth me nothing.

      13:11
      When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I became obsessed with Punker Barbie.

      13:13
      And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is Punker Barbie's ass.

      icq:159548293

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        • BigG
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2004
          • 931
          #3
          gornyhuy,

          I am very impressed and amazed at your wisdom and knowledge.

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            • Illicit
              wtf ?
              • Dec 2003
              • 11895
              #4
              wow you guys have some serious issues... I mean she is hot an all... but common
              Insert Sig Here

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                • pxxx
                  First African GFY Member
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 12114
                  #5
                  Wow, i didn't know PB had her own worshippers.

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                    • gornyhuy
                      Chafed.
                      • May 2002
                      • 18041
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BigG
                      gornyhuy,

                      I am very impressed and amazed at your wisdom and knowledge.
                      I'm just a man.... just a man.

                      icq:159548293

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                        • BigG
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 931
                          #7
                          LET US PRAY . . .



                          Hail, Punker Barbie, full of grace,

                          The "beauty" is with thee.

                          Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the hotness of thine fine body.

                          Beautiful Barbie, creator of my delirious lust,

                          Think of us horny guys, now and at the hour of our arousal.

                          Amen.

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                            • TDF
                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 27296
                              #8
                              you can easily tell who doesnt get any pussy here
                              Sig heil

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                                • BigG
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 931
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                  you can easily tell who doesnt get any pussy here
                                  You think you can?



                                  Hey, I just sent a "thank you" note to Punker Barbie's parents for creating a national treasure. Was that wrong?

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                                    • punker barbie
                                      Meow Meow!!!
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 10232
                                      #10
                                      Holy crap,

                                      You guys shir know how to make a girl blush!
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                                        • xclusive
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 35218
                                          #11
                                          Please step back and remove your lips from her ass... This is your final warning...

                                          I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                                            • BigG
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 931
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by xclusive
                                              Please step back and remove your lips from her ass... This is your final warning...

                                              Never!!!


                                              YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY HER ASS FROM MY COLD DEAD LIPS!!!

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