Who wants to Belly Flop for Pornkings! Purecash your going down - GoFuckYourself.com

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 08:50 AM

We are looking for 2 people to represent the Pornkings team.
Preferably one male and female.

If you are interested please post your belly with Pornkings.com on it.
And a way for us to contact you.
We will pick the 2 winners and post them on the Pornkings board to go over all the details.

I have no idea how much to pay for this? so Post your price with a pic of your Stomach to be eligible.

If you are picked here is your chance to make a few extra bucks.

Men if you shave your stomach we will toss in an extra $100
Ladies will get $50 for shaving there Happy trail

Get an extra $500 if you can stare down sharky and make him pee in his trunks before he bellyflops.

If you Win the contest get an extra $500 on top of what we negotiate for you to represent the Pornkings.

tony286 · 07-13-2004, 08:52 AM

Man now I am wishing I was going fl my trip could been paid in full. lol

{fusion} · 07-13-2004, 08:59 AM

crazy shit

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:06 AM

This is kinda like the Dogde ball

http://www.dodgeballmovie.com/

Mike AI · 07-13-2004, 09:09 AM

Oh shit, the Gaunlet has been thrown down!!

Sharky you going to stand for this??

This is definately billboard material - time to print this up and hang it over you monitor Sharky!!

Time to bring it to the next level!!

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 09:13 AM

what is the prize if I make him laugh so hard he shits himself?

Sharky · 07-13-2004, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Oh shit, the Gaunlet has been thrown down!!

Sharky you going to stand for this??

This is definately billboard material - time to print this up and hang it over you monitor Sharky!!

Time to bring it to the next level!!

MikeAI -

I am not scared. I haven't pissed my pants for at least 2 years, and I don't plan on starting again any time soon.

GAME IS ON!

RogerV is sitting pretty on his extra $500 bonus as he knows I won't back down -- His money is safe!

However, I'm wondering if I should renegotiate our deal. I'm finding that the first signed doesn't always get the best deal!
Maybe we should build in some performance bonuses!

NO FEAR - The Bellyflop Trophy is coming home to Tampa with Me and the Purecash Crew! We can share time with it like the Stanley Cup!

Jman · 07-13-2004, 09:19 AM

Damn i'd go for it but i am allready sold out ;-(

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
what is the prize if I make him laugh so hard he shits himself?

If you can make sharky Shit himself $1000-$5000 depending on the size of his log or if it's Hershey Squirts

But someone needs to get the poo poo drizzle on cam coming down his trunks

Nobody Specific · 07-13-2004, 09:26 AM

This could get scary!

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
If you can make sharky Shit himself $1000-$5000 depending on the size of his log or if it's Hershey Squirts

But some needs to get the poo poo drizzle on cam coming down his trunks

I will begin to train now.....

but if it is a log, then how will the cam catch it? what about a turtel head, or a prarie dog... (whatever they call em in the east)

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
MikeAI -

I am not scared. I haven't pissed my pants for at least 2 years, and I don't plan on starting again any time soon.

GAME IS ON!

RogerV is sitting pretty on his extra $500 bonus as he knows I won't back down -- His money is safe!

However, I'm wondering if I should renegotiate our deal. I'm finding that the first signed doesn't always get the best deal!
Maybe we should build in some performance bonuses!

NO FEAR - The Bellyflop Trophy is coming home to Tampa with Me and the Purecash Crew! We can share time with it like the Stanley Cup!

This is so damn funny I can't stop laughing

NaughtyJenn · 07-13-2004, 09:29 AM

cant wait to see this

Peaches · 07-13-2004, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LukeM
This could get scary!

No kidding!!!

RyanL · 07-13-2004, 09:33 AM

hmmmm I think we need to stage and accidental "pooping" and split the 5k!

Anyone with me?

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I will begin to train now.....

but if it is a log, then how will the cam catch it? what about a turtel head, or a prarie dog... (whatever they call em in the east)

Very good question i have no idea.

Does anyone have any answers?

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AAA Ryan
hmmmm I think we need to stage and accidental "pooping" and split the 5k!

Anyone with me?

My partner is frrom Panama he can bring down a nice sized log somebody just has to sneak up behind Sharkey, ( that could be dangerous as the flatulence could rival a nuetron bomb and render the sneaker unconcsience for the evnet left holding the log as evidence LOL

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
My partner is frrom Panama he can bring down a nice sized log somebody just has to sneak up behind Sharkey, ( that could be dangerous as the flatulence could rival a nuetron bomb and render the sneaker unconcsience for the evnet left holding the log as evidence LOL

Joesho
Do you have a sponsor yet?

Sharky · 07-13-2004, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
If you can make sharky Shit himself $1000-$5000 depending on the size of his log or if it's Hershey Squirts

But someone needs to get the poo poo drizzle on cam coming down his trunks

I gotta be honest here.. with my IBS, you will lose $$ Roger. I would pull that offer back.

Sharky · 07-13-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
I will begin to train now.....

but if it is a log, then how will the cam catch it? what about a turtel head, or a prarie dog... (whatever they call em in the east)

Damn Joesho, you should know all about this. As a big guy, you can't see a prarie dog cause of the flab on your ass. I could be butt naked in front of you, and unless you smelled it or I told you, you would never know:-)

damn. this is getting sick!

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
I gotta be honest here.. with my IBS, you will lose $$ Roger. I would pull that offer back.

If someone gets it on film with a big OWNed by Pornkings! it will be worth it.

Peaches · 07-13-2004, 09:48 AM

I would like to make a Southern Woman plea here - can we please pull the poop challenges out of this (so to speak.....)?

Ewwwwww!

Sharky · 07-13-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
My partner is frrom Panama he can bring down a nice sized log somebody just has to sneak up behind Sharkey, ( that could be dangerous as the flatulence could rival a nuetron bomb and render the sneaker unconcsience for the evnet left holding the log as evidence LOL

Sadly, this is quite possible.

Sharky · 07-13-2004, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
If someone gets it on film with a big OWNed by Pornkings! it will be worth it.

Why not just pay me the $5k. I could make this happen!

brand0n · 07-13-2004, 09:52 AM

so it begins

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
Why not just pay me the $5k. I could make this happen!

Like I said Purecash is going down. Hmmm lets tak about throwing the contest

hit me up on ICQ

I might not need to put together a Belly flop team I can do it myself then.

Porn4abuck · 07-13-2004, 09:54 AM

Ohhhhhhhh SHIT!

I will I will!

Me up against MikeAI! ALL 230lbs of me!

All the donuts in the world wont save you now! hahaha!

Bring it on big boy!!!!

Sharky · 07-13-2004, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
Like I said Purecash is going down. Hmmm lets tak about throwing the contest hit me up on ICQ

I might not need to put together a Belly flop team I can do it myself then.

lol... I won't throw the competition for anyone. Purecash has treated me well!

but for $5k I may be able to squeeze one out for you.

NickPapageorgio · 07-13-2004, 11:13 AM

Hi there.

Dave knows my ICQ. Let's talk.

johnbosh · 07-13-2004, 11:13 AM

wow cool contest

brand0n · 07-13-2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porn4abuck
Ohhhhhhhh SHIT!

I will I will!

Me up against MikeAI! ALL 230lbs of me!

All the donuts in the world wont save you now! hahaha!

Bring it on big boy!!!!

it wont be mike you are going against, you have to worry about joe and sharky

Cory W · 07-13-2004, 11:17 AM

Roger,

I appreciate your moxie and guts man. You make this place a better experience everyday

Looking forward to this.

cherrylula · 07-13-2004, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio

Hi there. Dave knows my ICQ. Let's talk.

whoa looks like you just ate a midget

good luck!

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
Joesho
Do you have a sponsor yet?

not yet......

Joesho · 07-13-2004, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
whoa looks like you just ate a midget

good luck!

you should see him when he is stoned LOL he can pack away the friggin twinkies!!!!!! ever wondered what happen to the twinkie mascott? and why he is no longer around?

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio

Hi there. Dave knows my ICQ. Let's talk.

Looks like we have a Pornking in the works

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
not yet......

Lets talk

Pornkings · 07-13-2004, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
Roger,

I appreciate your moxie and guts man. You make this place a better experience everyday

Looking forward to this.

Need to keep things Competitive or people will think its was fixed

Mack · 07-13-2004, 06:29 PM

Nick Your going to be at the show?

Joesho · 07-14-2004, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
Lets talk

Free agency negotiations begin today....

We are waiting on a pending ruling from the league...

Pornkings · 08-02-2004, 03:48 PM

Joesho · 08-02-2004, 03:56 PM

GFY and their representitive, JoesHO will be the champion of this event....... but we certainly encourage all contestants to strive for that 2nd place prize

Jace · 08-02-2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
GFY and their representitive, JoesHO will be the champion of this event....... but we certainly encourage all contestants to strive for that 2nd place prize

second place is the first loser

07-13-2004, 08:50 AM	#1
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Who wants to Belly Flop for Pornkings! Purecash your going down We are looking for 2 people to represent the Pornkings team. Preferably one male and female. If you are interested please post your belly with Pornkings.com on it. And a way for us to contact you. We will pick the 2 winners and post them on the Pornkings board to go over all the details. I have no idea how much to pay for this? so Post your price with a pic of your Stomach to be eligible. If you are picked here is your chance to make a few extra bucks. Men if you shave your stomach we will toss in an extra $100 Ladies will get $50 for shaving there Happy trail Get an extra $500 if you can stare down sharky and make him pee in his trunks before he bellyflops. If you Win the contest get an extra $500 on top of what we negotiate for you to represent the Pornkings. __________________ Pornkings.com

07-13-2004, 09:06 AM	#4
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	This is kinda like the Dogde ball http://www.dodgeballmovie.com/ __________________ Pornkings.com

07-13-2004, 09:09 AM	#5
Mike AI Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Elysian Fields Posts: 3,624	Oh shit, the Gaunlet has been thrown down!! Sharky you going to stand for this?? This is definately billboard material - time to print this up and hang it over you monitor Sharky!! Time to bring it to the next level!! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

07-13-2004, 09:13 AM	#6
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	what is the prize if I make him laugh so hard he shits himself? __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

07-13-2004, 09:19 AM	#8
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07-13-2004, 08:52 AM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Man now I am wishing I was going fl my trip could been paid in full. lol

07-13-2004, 08:59 AM	#3
{fusion} Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,650	crazy shit

07-13-2004, 09:26 AM	#10
Nobody Specific Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 319	This could get scary!

07-13-2004, 09:29 AM	#13
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	cant wait to see this

07-13-2004, 09:33 AM	#15
RyanL Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,145	hmmmm I think we need to stage and accidental "pooping" and split the 5k! Anyone with me? __________________ ICQ: #126013016 :: Amateur Index

07-13-2004, 09:48 AM	#22
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	I would like to make a Southern Woman plea here - can we please pull the poop challenges out of this (so to speak.....)? Ewwwwww!

07-13-2004, 09:52 AM	#25
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	so it begins __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

07-13-2004, 09:54 AM	#27
Porn4abuck Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 363	Ohhhhhhhh SHIT! I will I will! Me up against MikeAI! ALL 230lbs of me! All the donuts in the world wont save you now! hahaha! Bring it on big boy!!!! __________________ Up to$35.00 Payouts on single girl sites. Free Trials, $1.00 Join!! You name it we got it! Click here to make HUGE Cash! ICQ# 202380605

07-13-2004, 11:13 AM	#29
NickPapageorgio Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC Posts: 8,323	Hi there. Dave knows my ICQ. Let's talk. __________________

07-13-2004, 11:13 AM	#30
johnbosh Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands, Rotterdam Posts: 8,965	wow cool contest

07-13-2004, 11:17 AM	#32
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Roger, I appreciate your moxie and guts man. You make this place a better experience everyday Looking forward to this. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

07-13-2004, 06:29 PM	#39
Mack Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,017	Nick Your going to be at the show?

08-02-2004, 03:48 PM	#41
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	__________________ Pornkings.com

08-02-2004, 03:56 PM	#42
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	GFY and their representitive, JoesHO will be the champion of this event....... but we certainly encourage all contestants to strive for that 2nd place prize __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com