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  • RayVega
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    • Jul 2004
    • 4212

    #1

    Puppets Having Sex

    Ok, came up with the concept after seeing crankyankers' "puppets gone wild" commercial spoof. I know there was "meet the feebles" back in the 70's...but this is focused on porn puppets.

    Did a few test shoots, and yes I made the puppets myself...
    64.246.6.104/puppet/1/
    64.246.6.104/puppet/2/

    Now i'm ready for production with better puppets.
    Thoughts?

    -RVega
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  • Jdoughs
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    • Mar 2004
    • 5794

    #2
    HAHA i love it

    $50 says it would get posted at the hun, he seems to have the sence of humor.

    I bet that would sell to.

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    • RayVega
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      • Jul 2004
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      #3
      You think it should be used as a traffic feeder to other paysites, or could it hold it's own?

      I know there are enough of us that think it's funny, and will look at it (1200 people already put their email address on the list). But how many sick fucks would pay to see it? that is the question.

      -RVega
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      • =^..^=
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        • Jan 2002
        • 6935

        #4
        thats fucking hilarious!
        i dont know if ppl would pay to see it though but it's worth a shot

        actually that might work good with that new pay per click system
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        • xclusive
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Apr 2004
          • 35218

          #5
          It would get listed on the hun no doubt...I would promote it becase it's so fresh good Job...

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          • RayVega
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            • Jul 2004
            • 4212

            #6
            They are fully functional too (meaning you can work them as puppets). I figure I'm gonna make videos as well. Should be funny as shit.

            -RVega
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            • Jdoughs
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              • Mar 2004
              • 5794

              #7
              Well you make your own content so thats not to large of an expence, and its original so why not make 15-20 sets, and weekly/biweekly updates. You could have enough to set up a site on its own im sure.

              Im sure lots of the adult/college type humor sites would post funny pics and galleries.

              Might be something to look into.

              Also , if you can do custom you may be able to get some jobs makin skits of real pornstars but puppets, for promos or for there own sites to give the members a laugh. Depends on the quality you can put out i guess on all levels
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              • =^..^=
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                • Jan 2002
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                #8
                Originally posted by Jdoughs

                Also , if you can do custom you may be able to get some jobs makin skits of real pornstars but puppets, for promos or for there own sites to give the members a laugh. Depends on the quality you can put out i guess on all levels
                yeah you could do some great spoofs using puppets
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                • RayVega
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                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4212

                  #9
                  Never even thought of pimpin the idea out as promo to other sites' personalities. Great idea!

                  What about celebrity puppets...law suit?

                  -RVega
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                  • DesignWise
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                    • May 2004
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                    #10
                    you'll never know unless you try, i might just work...
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                    • =^..^=
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                      • Jan 2002
                      • 6935

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RayVega
                      Never even thought of pimpin the idea out as promo to other sites' personalities. Great idea!

                      What about celebrity puppets...law suit?

                      -RVega
                      if you change the names just a little bit - too make them funnier i think it would be okay
                      lioek the way porn movies rip of hollwyood movies and just change the charcters names to sexual inuendos
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                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        well I have to say that is fantastic and you found away around the new regulations..lol

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                        • RayVega
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 4212

                          #13
                          yea, i'll even make up 2257 materials for the puppets in case Ashhahahahaha pops in...that'll get a laugh, huh?

                          I think i'll post the pics of the puppets holding up their photo ID as well. Just for kicks.

                          -RVega
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                          • RayVega
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 4212

                            #14
                            oops, didn't realize we couldn't say the name of the US attorney general...
                            Last edited by RayVega; 08-01-2004, 06:04 AM.
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                            • Firehorse
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                              • Apr 2002
                              • 30767

                              #15
                              Well done. This has great potential!
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                              • RayVega
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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 4212

                                #16
                                Thanks for the positive feedback guys. Considering it takes about 30 hours to make a puppet like this...It looks like it may be worth a shot.

                                My newer puppets will take about 50-75 hours, they are covered with the same material as jim hensons puppets (antron fleece) instead of retriculated polyfoam, but i think the time could be worth it.

                                Thanks again,
                                RVega
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                                • NY_TIM
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                                  • May 2004
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RayVega
                                  Thanks for the positive feedback guys. Considering it takes about 30 hours to make a puppet like this...It looks like it may be worth a shot.

                                  My newer puppets will take about 50-75 hours, they are covered with the same material as jim hensons puppets (antron fleece) instead of retriculated polyfoam, but i think the time could be worth it.

                                  Thanks again,
                                  RVega

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                                  • RayVega
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                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 4212

                                    #18
                                    Is that a thumbs up? or down?
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                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #19
                                      ROFL !!! Post that on thehun ... seriously
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                                      • Corleone
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                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 15262

                                        #20
                                        thehun would list that not sure if ppl signup if there's puppet porn only on the site...

                                        but flat eric in my sig gets really horny when he sees your puppet girlie ;)

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                                        • RayVega
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                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 4212

                                          #21
                                          I'll definitely post to the hun, see what happens. I have a few other pic sets of a few different puppet girls as well, i'll put em together.

                                          Looks like there's going to be a puppet porn studio in my basement...

                                          Thanks again,
                                          RVega
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                                          • Zoe_Zoebaboe
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Haha!

                                            Yeah, gotta agree. Put it on the Hun, thats some funny shit!
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                                            • TweetyBird
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                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 8532

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
                                              Haha!

                                              Yeah, gotta agree. Put it on the Hun, thats some funny shit!
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                                              • TheWildcard
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                                                • Jun 2004
                                                • 4759

                                                #24
                                                Where is it?

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                                                • SS396chevelleSS
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                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 1692

                                                  #25
                                                  LOL I love it, I think it might do best though promoting a toy site
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                                                  • Theo
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                                                    • May 2001
                                                    • 34515

                                                    #26
                                                    put it behind a free avs system like sexkey.

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                                                    • Napolean
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 4327

                                                      #27
                                                      lemme know when the affiliate program is running!!
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                                                      • webseth
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                                                        • Jul 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        how do you 2257 those puppets? they're clearly not 18.. and going further i wonder how it would be if you had underage looking, or even animal puppets doing things. (kind of a throw back to the schoolgirl/beastiality realdoll thread a few months ago) it would have to fall under the same umbrella that protected the simulated illegal porn made with 3d graphics and stuff right?

                                                        obscenity is an interesting thing, protecting victims or policing thought?

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                                                        • RayVega
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                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 4212

                                                          #29
                                                          Definitely protected. I mean look, obscenity is one thing...you make a puppet skit that is simulated underage, and it is protected by the same ruling as the 3d anim...but that does not mean that the "community" does not find it offensive and therefore obscene.

                                                          It's a fine line.

                                                          I mean what about a monster puppet banging a girl puppet? beastiality? I don't think so...but some may find it obscene. That's the problem with the current administration and how it is stomping all over our beloved constitution.

                                                          They stopped Joe camel in his tracks on the idea that he was appealing to kids...whos to say the same isn't true about my porn puppets?

                                                          -RVega
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                                                          • Azlord
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                                                            • Dec 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            That is some funny stuff. Although i hear "puppet" talent can be difficult to work with.

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                                                            • Basic_man
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                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              Mouhahaha, funny. But it wouldn't sell
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                                                              • Napolean
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                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 4327

                                                                #32
                                                                hmm.. serious note

                                                                how do we know these puppets did this of their own free will?

                                                                i have a feeling they were forced into those positions
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                                                                • RayVega
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                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  You know how hard it is to find a good puppet model that is willing to show a little skin! Plus most of them don't have a driver's license so keeping proper ID on file is a nightmare.

                                                                  They do accept monopoly money for payment though.

                                                                  -RVega
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                                                                  • MetaMan
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                                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                                    • 28682

                                                                    #34
                                                                    i just blew,

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                                                                    • RayVega
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                      • 4212

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Now that's sick

                                                                      -RVega
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                                                                      • RayVega
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Napolean
                                                                        hmm.. serious note

                                                                        how do we know these puppets did this of their own free will?

                                                                        i have a feeling they were forced into those positions
                                                                        now, now. What kind of animal do you think I am? I never forced a puppet to do something they didn't want to. Although I do admit that I may have had my hand up their asses during a few of those poses.


                                                                        -RVega
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                                                                        • RayVega
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Besides, after the change in the sesame street format, there's a lot of puppets out of work here in NY. For an 8-ball of pop rocks these puppets will do just about anything.

                                                                          Is it me, or is this just getting weird now?

                                                                          -RVega
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                                                                          • NY_TIM
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                                                                            • May 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                            I'll definitely post to the hun, see what happens. I have a few other pic sets of a few different puppet girls as well, i'll put em together.

                                                                            Looks like there's going to be a puppet porn studio in my basement...

                                                                            Thanks again,
                                                                            RVega
                                                                            I know this guy, he's not kidding, there really is a studio in his basement.. The tough part is explaing to his kids why daddy is playing with naked puppets...
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                                                                            • RayVega
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by NY_TIM
                                                                              I know this guy, he's not kidding, there really is a studio in his basement.. The tough part is explaing to his kids why daddy is playing with naked puppets...
                                                                              Come on Tim, you know the puppets don't come out until after 9pm...the hard part is explaining to my wife why I'm playing with naked puppets.

                                                                              -RVega
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                                                                              • NY_TIM
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                                                                                • May 2004
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by RayVega
                                                                                Come on Tim, you know the puppets don't come out until after 9pm...the hard part is explaining to my wife why I'm playing with naked puppets.

                                                                                -RVega
                                                                                well, then theres that.......
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                                                                                • ztik
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                                                                                  • Aug 2001
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • NY_TIM
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by ztik
                                                                                    thats great!!!
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                                                                                    • TheMob?
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by NY_TIM
                                                                                      thats great!!!
                                                                                      yeah, that's a fucking funny gif

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                                                                                      • RayVega
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        bump

                                                                                        -RVega
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                                                                                        • girl_next_door
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by ztik
                                                                                          lolz...so hilarious, i believe i've seen something like that before with different characters
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                                                                                          • aSStig
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • fr8
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                                                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Thats funny.

                                                                                              People will pay for anything it seems. Give it a shot by itself. Im sure it would sell.
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                                                                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by ztik

                                                                                                haha classic pic. I have that on my had some where


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                                                                                                • kowntafit
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Nice concept. Why the fuck not?

                                                                                                  There are plenty or weird people in this world.

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                                                                                                  • RedShoe
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    do it man. My Roach sex site is a hit.

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