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Fukeneh · 08-01-2004, 12:25 AM

if you were someday left without a penis... what would you do? how would you deal with it.

InsaneMidget · 08-01-2004, 12:27 AM

I'd probably become the biggest drug addict on the planet.

Jakke PNG · 08-01-2004, 12:28 AM

I'd become one fat and ugly lesbian.

Zerof8 · 08-01-2004, 12:28 AM

I would never kill myself, I have always said that but I think that is about the only thing that could inspire me that much

fr8 · 08-01-2004, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fukeneh
if you were someday left without a penis... what would you do? how would you deal with it.

Look at Larry Flynt. He has one but has no use of it. So hes proof that its not the end of the world.

xclusive · 08-01-2004, 12:31 AM

Without my penis i'd be about 5 pounds liter...

PersianKitty · 08-01-2004, 12:32 AM

Since I already don't have one.. I don't have to worry about how it would be without it.

eroswebmaster · 08-01-2004, 12:32 AM

George Bush

Jakke PNG · 08-01-2004, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Since I already don't have one.. I don't have to worry about how it would be without it.

What would you be with it?

ClamSmacker · 08-01-2004, 12:36 AM

I'd have to say that I would become a Clamsmacker

zzgundamnzz · 08-01-2004, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Look at Larry Flynt. He has one but has no use of it. So hes proof that its not the end of the world.

But he still has nipples... I bet he gets them sucked by all kinds of women.

Satisfaction · 08-01-2004, 12:36 AM

yeh thats a tough one... i would definelty struggle!.. id almost die

Manowar · 08-01-2004, 12:41 AM

i'd grow a new one, SHARK style

sicone · 08-01-2004, 02:26 AM

I'd be bored and my right arm would shrink in size... then again, I might actually get some work done

Illicit · 08-01-2004, 02:27 AM

I think that would make you gay

Holly · 08-01-2004, 02:38 AM

I'd kill myself if anything ever happened to my penis.

08-01-2004, 02:40 AM

If I had no dick, I'd have more time to actually work. I'd have no need for sex and I probably wouldn't be thinking about vagina as much!

Napolean · 08-01-2004, 02:42 AM

id cry, and cry.. and cry

Firehorse · 08-01-2004, 04:11 AM

I would get a lot more work done!

kowntafit · 08-01-2004, 05:02 AM

Start taking hormones and be a chick.

Paul Waters · 08-01-2004, 05:08 AM

I would be seriously depressed for a while....

But I have a tongue, and a love of eating pussy..... I would survive.

Living For Today · 08-01-2004, 05:13 AM

I'd eventually get over it. I'd be more concerned at how to hang a piss.

alexg · 08-01-2004, 05:18 AM

I would become a fag and get into politics probably (left winged)

gangbangjoe · 08-01-2004, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
George Bush

Goatse · 08-01-2004, 06:25 AM

It would probably reduce the amount of time I waste masturbating.

michel · 08-01-2004, 08:40 AM

I would be my brother's sister

Praguer · 08-01-2004, 08:46 AM

I'd use a strap on

Stramm · 08-01-2004, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
What would you be with it?

hot chick with a huge clit

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-01-2004, 09:11 AM

I would just buy a new one

TheWildcard · 08-01-2004, 09:14 AM

A woman.

Doctor Dre · 08-01-2004, 09:26 AM

I dunno what I would do ... probably suicide myself.

Cash · 08-01-2004, 12:42 PM

"without your penis... what are you? "

p1mpdogg

Rochard · 08-01-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fr8
Look at Larry Flynt. He has one but has no use of it. So hes proof that its not the end of the world.

I'm willing to be he gets a blow job twice a day. I can see some hottie kneeling in front of him sitting on his gold plated wheelchair.

Basic_man · 08-01-2004, 12:50 PM

My penis is everything for me!

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