If your GF/Wife walked in on you masterbating, what would she do? - GoFuckYourself.com

Paraskass · 07-31-2004, 11:11 PM

I never dated a girl that would be turned on by me masterbating. I feel as if the girls I dated probably would have been upset if they caught me masterbating...

any of you guys have GF's or Wives that this would turn on and that might even start sucking your dick because of it?

How do you think your significant other would react???

brizzad · 07-31-2004, 11:12 PM

my gf would walk over and come bounce on that dick

iwantchixx · 07-31-2004, 11:16 PM

I hope to never find out from first 'hand' experience!

SykkBoy · 07-31-2004, 11:17 PM

my wife wouldn't care, my GF might be a little shocked at first...

AaronM · 07-31-2004, 11:19 PM

On a trip back from Seattle...I pulled my cock out, whipped it hard, then woke the ex girlfriend up to give me a hand.

She did not seem to object.

lil2rich4u2 · 07-31-2004, 11:20 PM

she would flip the fuck out

she is very self-consious and would not like the fact that i need to please myself, she would think it means she isnt doing a good job.

for the same reasons, we cannot have sex without me finishing ....

ever get going and then deside it isnt the right time or you are dead fucking exhausted? she gets offended if we stop without me finishing, even after she was finished several times

Lace · 07-31-2004, 11:21 PM

She'd probably ask why, then get pissed and give me a guilt trip saying "oh youve got to masturbate because we dont have sex enough. i see how it is" blah blah blah....and shes not good enough

=^..^= · 07-31-2004, 11:21 PM

i'd help out - im such a pushover

boardersweetie · 07-31-2004, 11:24 PM

You guys buy way too much into this girls are insecure crap. Masterbation is just a substitute for sex, and we realize that - most girls would probably either be embarrassed themselves or ask to help.

iwantchixx · 07-31-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
she would flip the fuck out

she is very self-consious and would not like the fact that i need to please myself, she would think it means she isnt doing a good job.

for the same reasons, we cannot have sex without me finishing ....

ever get going and then deside it isnt the right time or you are dead fucking exhausted? she gets offended if we stop without me finishing, even after she was finished several times

Dude, send your wife over. Tell her to train my girl.

xclusive · 07-31-2004, 11:26 PM

My wife has caught me and came over and started sucking on it...

Vitasoy · 07-31-2004, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
i'd help out - im such a pushover

My kind of girl

pussyluver · 07-31-2004, 11:26 PM

Mine would laugh and reach for the camera!

keyboard warrior · 07-31-2004, 11:26 PM

was caught years ago, she got excited

lil2rich4u2 · 07-31-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
Dude, send your wife over. Tell her to train my girl.

it isnt always a good thing bro, lol

sometimes you do it because she wants it even if you arent in the mood, but then when she is finished now you HAVE to be in the mood and finish yourself, otherwise you get "you dont like it?" or "you are bored with sex with me??"

its sometimes a pain ...

ronaldo · 07-31-2004, 11:29 PM

First she'd ask who I was thinking about.

If she thought who I told her I was thinking about was hot too, she'd probably start up next to me.

If she didn't, she'd shake her head and walk away.

Satisfaction · 07-31-2004, 11:31 PM

yeh my gf wouldnt mind at all.. she would help me finish the job... spice it up a little!

Holly · 07-31-2004, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
she would flip the fuck out

she is very self-consious and would not like the fact that i need to please myself, she would think it means she isnt doing a good job.

for the same reasons, we cannot have sex without me finishing ....

ever get going and then deside it isnt the right time or you are dead fucking exhausted? she gets offended if we stop without me finishing, even after she was finished several times

So I'm guessing she also doesn't use the word 'cum' or tell you when she's going to?

Does she yell out - "Oh my god- I'm going to finish!!!"

Re: the topic- no, I wouldn't care; yes, I'd probably like it.

iwantchixx · 07-31-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
it isnt always a good thing bro, lol

sometimes you do it because she wants it even if you arent in the mood, but then when she is finished now you HAVE to be in the mood and finish yourself, otherwise you get "you dont like it?" or "you are bored with sex with me??"

its sometimes a pain ...

I wish I had your problems bud. My girl being pregnant and our relationship going a little rough at times (both have WICKED tempers... mostly me) it's not often I get a full service

cherrylula · 07-31-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
she would flip the fuck out

she is very self-consious and would not like the fact that i need to please myself, she would think it means she isnt doing a good job.

for the same reasons, we cannot have sex without me finishing ....

ever get going and then deside it isnt the right time or you are dead fucking exhausted? she gets offended if we stop without me finishing, even after she was finished several times

so when are you going to come completely out of the closet?

Satisfaction · 07-31-2004, 11:36 PM

oh that sounds tough iwantchixx ... hope things get better for ya.. need a full service othewise the engine will blow :P

Jakke PNG · 07-31-2004, 11:38 PM

depends what I would be masturbating to.
If nothing she'd probably join in...

if I were to enjoy a tranny, mature, asian, ebony, or some other oddball category movie .. she'd get angry. Don't ask me why, but she would I know it. Doesn't matter though, since I don't rub off to those

Living For Today · 07-31-2004, 11:38 PM

Single at the moment but the ex would probably laugh. I don't know what the hell she would do next...hopefully come over and help out. If she was home anyway it's likely I wouldn't be masturbating ;)

lil2rich4u2 · 07-31-2004, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
So I'm guessing she also doesn't use the word 'cum' or tell you when she's going to? Does she yell out - "Oh my god- I'm going to finish!!!"

Re: the topic- no, I wouldn't care; yes, I'd probably like it.

if you are implying that i make her sound very innocent or non-dirty, i didnt mean to, that isnt the case at all.

was just using that term by choice, not sure why lol

Manowar · 08-01-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
my wife wouldn't care, my GF might be a little shocked at first...

nice one sykk

Major (Tom) · 08-01-2004, 01:30 AM

I've had girls that got offended. many sensitive girls think that it's a flaw with them and thats why you're jerking off. I had some laugh and say " gee do u ever get tired of this" and I have had some wlak over and out their lips on it and catch the load and go back to doing to what they were doing.
mixed reactions.
Duke

lil2rich4u2 · 08-01-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
I've had girls that got offended. many sensitive girls think that it's a flaw with them and thats why you're jerking off. I had some laugh and say " gee do u ever get tired of this" and I have had some wlak over and out their lips on it and catch the load and go back to doing to what they were doing.
mixed reactions.
Duke

sounds like you get cought alot lol

Ar3s · 08-01-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
she would flip the fuck out

she is very self-consious and would not like the fact that i need to please myself, she would think it means she isnt doing a good job.

for the same reasons, we cannot have sex without me finishing ....

ever get going and then deside it isnt the right time or you are dead fucking exhausted? she gets offended if we stop without me finishing, even after she was finished several times

EXACTLY! same case here ....

Sassy Girl · 08-01-2004, 01:46 AM

I wouldn't be upset if I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating, I LOVE to watch that, but I would much prefer to be involved in it from the beginning!

lil2rich4u2 · 08-01-2004, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
she would flip the fuck out

she is very self-consious and would not like the fact that i need to please myself, she would think it means she isnt doing a good job.

i cant blame her for acting like this though, i mean if you think about it lol

i cant imagine her walking in and being like "oh ok, let me know when your done" or some shit lol

not sure how id act heh

mal · 08-01-2004, 02:00 AM

SexxxyChat-T · 08-01-2004, 02:02 AM

I just asked and she said "Well depending on my mood I would hop on that shit, but if I wasn't in the mood then I'd just help you out, play with your balls or something"

chodadog · 08-01-2004, 02:02 AM

Give me a helping hand.

bigunns · 08-01-2004, 02:04 AM

She would tell me not to cum on the computer screen again!!!

08-01-2004, 03:15 AM

She'd tell me that I can just ask her for help whenever I have the need to get off.

Nicky · 08-01-2004, 03:19 AM

My ex did that once on me, she was in the mood so i got a blowjob......

RicardoB · 08-01-2004, 03:45 AM

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If your GF/Wife walked in on you masterbating, what would she do?

Lend a hand offcourse

alexg · 08-01-2004, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Paraskass
I never dated a girl that would be turned on by me masterbating. I feel as if the girls I dated probably would have been upset if they caught me masterbating...

any of you guys have GF's or Wives that this would turn on and that might even start sucking your dick because of it?

How do you think your significant other would react???

I guess it depends on the girl..

btw, your sig doesn't link anywhere

MickeyG · 08-01-2004, 06:28 AM

she would probally get upset and blame it on the porn

Goatse · 08-01-2004, 06:30 AM

She would teach me how to spell the word correctly.

Preacher · 08-01-2004, 06:46 AM

she wouldn't care at all...

the_wizz · 08-01-2004, 07:03 AM

She likes watching....

MichaelP · 08-01-2004, 07:07 AM

Mine really loves to watch. she's a real "Voyeur". I do believe she would get very excited and jump on the occasion

I love my girl

genomega · 08-01-2004, 07:47 AM

Mine loves to watch and play with the load.

jawanda · 08-01-2004, 08:23 AM

My gf loves to watch me masturbate ... it makes her insanely wet.

She would be stoked.

Firehorse · 08-01-2004, 08:25 AM

My wife would help out and make it 1 million times better!

PrivateIvy · 08-01-2004, 08:25 AM

That shit turns me on like you can't imagine! I don't think I'd walk in though....I prefer to barely peek and listen

But if I walked in, it would definately be on

Ivy

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-01-2004, 08:26 AM

when I first moved in with my hubby, I caught him several times..some times I just left the room, sometimes I finished him off.. I sure as hell woudnt want him to be embarrassed.. I truly love to watch him masturbate..but he hides it so well from me know. He is the one that feels guilty..not I

DesignWise · 08-01-2004, 08:29 AM

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Originally posted by bigunns
She would tell me not to cum on the computer screen again!!!

lols, that happened to me too a week ago..

SS396chevelleSS · 08-01-2004, 08:31 AM

she would bitch at me for it then start sucking on it

07-31-2004, 11:11 PM	#1
Paraskass Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: QC Posts: 5,829	If your GF/Wife walked in on you masterbating, what would she do? I never dated a girl that would be turned on by me masterbating. I feel as if the girls I dated probably would have been upset if they caught me masterbating... any of you guys have GF's or Wives that this would turn on and that might even start sucking your dick because of it? How do you think your significant other would react??? __________________

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boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	You guys buy way too much into this girls are insecure crap. Masterbation is just a substitute for sex, and we realize that - most girls would probably either be embarrassed themselves or ask to help.

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xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	My wife has caught me and came over and started sucking on it...

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pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Mine would laugh and reach for the camera!

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ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	First she'd ask who I was thinking about. If she thought who I told her I was thinking about was hot too, she'd probably start up next to me. If she didn't, she'd shake her head and walk away.

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Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	yeh my gf wouldnt mind at all.. she would help me finish the job... spice it up a little!

07-31-2004, 11:36 PM	#21
Satisfaction WootWootCash.com Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 10,900	oh that sounds tough iwantchixx ... hope things get better for ya.. need a full service othewise the engine will blow :P

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07-31-2004, 11:38 PM	#23
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	Single at the moment but the ex would probably laugh. I don't know what the hell she would do next...hopefully come over and help out. If she was home anyway it's likely I wouldn't be masturbating ;)

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Major (Tom) White Pride Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 32,221	I've had girls that got offended. many sensitive girls think that it's a flaw with them and thats why you're jerking off. I had some laugh and say " gee do u ever get tired of this" and I have had some wlak over and out their lips on it and catch the load and go back to doing to what they were doing. mixed reactions. Duke __________________ WHITE LIVES MATTER

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08-01-2004, 08:26 AM	#48
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	when I first moved in with my hubby, I caught him several times..some times I just left the room, sometimes I finished him off.. I sure as hell woudnt want him to be embarrassed.. I truly love to watch him masturbate..but he hides it so well from me know. He is the one that feels guilty..not I