?Can you hold my cock and pull it while I scratch my ass?? - GoFuckYourself.com

Fred Quimby · 07-31-2004, 01:56 PM

A city slicker decided that he was going to become a farmer one day, so he started walking down a road toward the country side. As the city slicker is walking down the road he sees a sign. The sign reads Cock for Sale. The city slicker is a bit puzzled but goes up to the farmer and asks, ?What is a cock?? The farmer replies that it is a male chicken. So the city slicker buys the cock.
As the city slicker walks down the road he sees another sign which says pullet for sale. The city slicker is again puzzled and walks up to the farmer and says ?What is a pullet?? The farmer replies that it is a female chicken. So the city slicker buys the pullet.
As the city slicker goes farther down the road he sees a sign that reads Ass for Sale. The city slicker asks the farmer what an ass is and he replies buy telling the city slicker an ass is a donkey. So the city slicker buys the ass. The farmer then tells the city slicker that the only way to make the donkey move after it lies down is to scratch its belly. The city slicker feels he can remember that, so he continues down the road. The donkey then lies down on the side of the road. The city slicker then finds himself in a predicament. Because he can't hold his cock and pullet while trying to get his donkey up. So he the ask a blonde walking,
?Can you hold my cock and pull it while I scratch my ass??

Marcus Aurelius · 07-31-2004, 01:58 PM

that was a stretch wasnt it.

psyko514 · 07-31-2004, 02:00 PM

giving away the punchline in the subject sucks.

Fred Quimby · 07-31-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
giving away the punchline in the subject sucks.

Sorry,,I was out drinking Molsen XXX all afternoon

Manowar · 07-31-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
giving away the punchline in the subject sucks.

kind of ruined the whole joke didnt it ?

Jakke PNG · 07-31-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
giving away the punchline in the subject sucks.

No shit

mardigras · 07-31-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
that was a stretch wasnt it.

Oh... I get it; pull it, stretch

Fred Quimby · 07-31-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
No shit

as I already explained

is responsible

mardigras · 07-31-2004, 02:03 PM

It's Joke Jeopardy, you get the punchline, then have to phrase the your answer in the form of the setup

TheWildcard · 07-31-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
kind of ruined the whole joke didnt it ?

Yeah that's fucked.

freechess · 07-31-2004, 02:10 PM

Mike Okitch · 07-31-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Fred Quimby
as I already explained

is responsible

That joke must seem really funny after a few of these.

Fred Quimby · 07-31-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mike Okitch
That joke must seem really funny after a few of these.

Honestly,,,I only drank a 6 pack,,,,before lunch

Mike Okitch · 07-31-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Fred Quimby
Honestly,,,I only drank a 6 pack,,,,before lunch

That's cool mate.

Just try a breathalyzer test before you post up a joke like that

TweetyBird · 07-31-2004, 03:24 PM

oh well...

07-31-2004, 01:56 PM	#1
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	?Can you hold my cock and pull it while I scratch my ass?? A city slicker decided that he was going to become a farmer one day, so he started walking down a road toward the country side. As the city slicker is walking down the road he sees a sign. The sign reads Cock for Sale. The city slicker is a bit puzzled but goes up to the farmer and asks, ?What is a cock?? The farmer replies that it is a male chicken. So the city slicker buys the cock. As the city slicker walks down the road he sees another sign which says pullet for sale. The city slicker is again puzzled and walks up to the farmer and says ?What is a pullet?? The farmer replies that it is a female chicken. So the city slicker buys the pullet. As the city slicker goes farther down the road he sees a sign that reads Ass for Sale. The city slicker asks the farmer what an ass is and he replies buy telling the city slicker an ass is a donkey. So the city slicker buys the ass. The farmer then tells the city slicker that the only way to make the donkey move after it lies down is to scratch its belly. The city slicker feels he can remember that, so he continues down the road. The donkey then lies down on the side of the road. The city slicker then finds himself in a predicament. Because he can't hold his cock and pullet while trying to get his donkey up. So he the ask a blonde walking, ?Can you hold my cock and pull it while I scratch my ass?? __________________

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07-31-2004, 02:03 PM	#9
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07-31-2004, 01:58 PM	#2
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