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Turboface · 07-31-2004, 01:18 AM

Turboangel is adamant about having Gigli on the tv right now.

I am ready to gouge my eyes out.

zanycash Pete · 07-31-2004, 01:18 AM

My condolances

BRISK · 07-31-2004, 01:19 AM

Eating cyanide would be better than watching that shit.

darnit · 07-31-2004, 01:19 AM

.... i really do feel your pain ....

Jace · 07-31-2004, 01:19 AM

that movie sucked so bad, we could not even get past the first 30 minutes

nofx · 07-31-2004, 01:20 AM

worst movie ever

Gheenz · 07-31-2004, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Eating cyanide would be better than watching that shit.

Anti-freeze works well I hear.

Also, if you have a dog, put him out of his misery too.

montel · 07-31-2004, 01:22 AM

you should enjoy watching Jlo's career go down the drain. i would love it...

Turboface · 07-31-2004, 01:27 AM

I thought Ben Affleck was pretty cool in Armegeddon, but this piece of garbage I have here in the background is probably going to go down in history for one of the worse films in the entire history of films.

Turboface · 07-31-2004, 01:37 AM

Here is a list of roles, and the movies that they were from, that Ben Affleck played:

Surviving Christmas (2004) (post-production) .... Drew Lathem

Jersey Girl (2004) .... Ollie Trinke
Paycheck (2003) .... Michael Jennings
Gigli (2003) .... Larry Gigli
Daredevil (2003) .... Matt Murdock/Daredevil
... aka Daredevil 1.5 (2005) (USA: DVD title (director's cut))
Third Wheel, The (2002/I) .... Michael
Sum of All Fears, The (2002) .... Jack Ryan
... aka Anschlag, Der (2002) (Germany)
Changing Lanes (2002) .... Gavin Banek
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) .... Holden McNeil/Himself
Daddy and Them (2001) .... Lawrence Bowen
Pearl Harbor (2001) .... Capt. Rafe McCawley
... aka Pearl Harbour (2001) (UK: promotional title)
Bounce (2000) .... Buddy Amaral
Joseph: King of Dreams (2000) (V) (voice) .... Joseph
Reindeer Games (2000) .... Rudy Duncan
... aka Deception (2000/II) (UK) (USA: working title)
SNL Fanatic (2000) (TV) .... Jason
Boiler Room (2000) .... Jim Young
Dogma (1999) .... Bartleby
Forces of Nature (1999) .... Ben Holmes
200 Cigarettes (1999) .... Bartender
Shakespeare in Love (1998) .... Ned Alleyn
Armageddon (1998) .... A.J. Frost
Phantoms (1998) .... Sheriff Bryce Hammond
... aka Dean Koontz's Phantoms (1998) (USA: complete title)
Good Will Hunting (1997) .... Chuckie Sullivan
Office Killer (1997) (scenes deleted) .... Man in Office
Chasing Amy (1997) .... Holden McNeil
Going All the Way (1997) .... Tom 'Gunner' Casselman
Glory Daze (1996) .... Jack
"Lifestories: Families In Crisis" (1995) TV Series .... Aaron Henry
Mallrats (1995) .... Shannon Hamilton
Body to Die for: The Aaron Henry Story, A (1994) (TV) .... Aaron Henry
"Against the Grain" (1993) TV Series .... Joe Willie Clemons
Dazed and Confused (1993) .... Fred O'Bannion
School Ties (1992) .... Chesty Smith
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) (uncredited) .... Basketball Player #10
Daddy (1991) (TV) .... Ben Watson
... aka Danielle Steel's 'Daddy' (1991) (TV)
"Second Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1988) TV Series .... C.T. Granville
Hands of a Stranger (1987) (TV) .... Billy Hearn
Wanted: The Perfect Guy (1986) (TV) .... Danny Coleman
... aka Wanted: A Man for Mom (1986) (TV) (USA)
"Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1984) TV Series .... C.T. Granville
Dark End of the Street, The (1981)

Were any of these good, with the exception of Armageddon?

I see that he is now all rubbing elbows at the National Democratic Convention. He seems to be moving on from the 'Benifer' tragedy. At least he shaved that cheesy goatee.

jade_dragon · 07-31-2004, 01:38 AM

Fake a heart attack!

Turboface · 07-31-2004, 01:49 AM

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Fake a heart attack!

She didn't believe me for a second.

I don't know what is scarier - the fact that she didn't respond to my desperate cries, or that she seems like she really getting into this movie.

Turboface · 07-31-2004, 04:39 PM

The end was actually pretty funny when the retard hooked up with the babe, but besides that - it sucked.

Jace · 07-31-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface

Were any of these good, with the exception of Armageddon?

i thought these were pretty good, good enought o maybe watch a second time

Changing Lanes (2002) .... Gavin Banek
Pearl Harbor (2001) .... Capt. Rafe McCawley
Boiler Room (2000) .... Jim Young
Dogma (1999) .... Bartleby
200 Cigarettes (1999) .... Bartender
Armageddon (1998) .... A.J. Frost
Good Will Hunting (1997) .... Chuckie Sullivan
Mallrats (1995) .... Shannon Hamilton

Zerof8 · 07-31-2004, 04:45 PM

sry man that sux. If i was you i would try to seduce her

Radik · 07-31-2004, 04:46 PM

Pearl harbour was good, should have been a man "cut" to avoid all the falling in love bullshit in the middle.

enter » · 07-31-2004, 04:49 PM

Affleck was awesome in Dazed and Confused

Sarah_Jayne · 07-31-2004, 04:54 PM

""Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1984) TV Series .... C.T. Granville "

My mother used to show that to her science class every year and eventually did some consultation work on one of the follow ups. It was about humpback whales and was filmed out of Gloucester, Mass (we ended up spending a LOAD of time there as teen and was the reason I went to uni in Boston). I saw them so many times I knew lines by heart. It took me years to figure out that was Ben Affleck...and I saw Mallrats when it first came out.

xclusive · 07-31-2004, 04:57 PM

Be a man and say it's going to be my way or the highway....Then run like helll...

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2004, 05:24 PM

I feal sorry for you . I cannot beleive my GF actually loved that movie ... hopefully I wasn't there this night

TurboAngel · 07-31-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by xclusive
Be a man and say it's going to be my way or the highway....Then run like helll...

LMFAO!

Tom_PMs · 07-31-2004, 05:26 PM

Aww man, She owes you bigtime!, hehe

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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Here is a list of roles, and the movies that they were from, that Ben Affleck played: Surviving Christmas (2004) (post-production) .... Drew Lathem Jersey Girl (2004) .... Ollie Trinke Paycheck (2003) .... Michael Jennings Gigli (2003) .... Larry Gigli Daredevil (2003) .... Matt Murdock/Daredevil ... aka Daredevil 1.5 (2005) (USA: DVD title (director's cut)) Third Wheel, The (2002/I) .... Michael Sum of All Fears, The (2002) .... Jack Ryan ... aka Anschlag, Der (2002) (Germany) Changing Lanes (2002) .... Gavin Banek Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) .... Holden McNeil/Himself Daddy and Them (2001) .... Lawrence Bowen Pearl Harbor (2001) .... Capt. Rafe McCawley ... aka Pearl Harbour (2001) (UK: promotional title) Bounce (2000) .... Buddy Amaral Joseph: King of Dreams (2000) (V) (voice) .... Joseph Reindeer Games (2000) .... Rudy Duncan ... aka Deception (2000/II) (UK) (USA: working title) SNL Fanatic (2000) (TV) .... Jason Boiler Room (2000) .... Jim Young Dogma (1999) .... Bartleby Forces of Nature (1999) .... Ben Holmes 200 Cigarettes (1999) .... Bartender Shakespeare in Love (1998) .... Ned Alleyn Armageddon (1998) .... A.J. Frost Phantoms (1998) .... Sheriff Bryce Hammond ... aka Dean Koontz's Phantoms (1998) (USA: complete title) Good Will Hunting (1997) .... Chuckie Sullivan Office Killer (1997) (scenes deleted) .... Man in Office Chasing Amy (1997) .... Holden McNeil Going All the Way (1997) .... Tom 'Gunner' Casselman Glory Daze (1996) .... Jack "Lifestories: Families In Crisis" (1995) TV Series .... Aaron Henry Mallrats (1995) .... Shannon Hamilton Body to Die for: The Aaron Henry Story, A (1994) (TV) .... Aaron Henry "Against the Grain" (1993) TV Series .... Joe Willie Clemons Dazed and Confused (1993) .... Fred O'Bannion School Ties (1992) .... Chesty Smith Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) (uncredited) .... Basketball Player #10 Daddy (1991) (TV) .... Ben Watson ... aka Danielle Steel's 'Daddy' (1991) (TV) "Second Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1988) TV Series .... C.T. Granville Hands of a Stranger (1987) (TV) .... Billy Hearn Wanted: The Perfect Guy (1986) (TV) .... Danny Coleman ... aka Wanted: A Man for Mom (1986) (TV) (USA) "Voyage of the Mimi, The" (1984) TV Series .... C.T. Granville Dark End of the Street, The (1981) Were any of these good, with the exception of Armageddon? I see that he is now all rubbing elbows at the National Democratic Convention. He seems to be moving on from the 'Benifer' tragedy. At least he shaved that cheesy goatee. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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