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BlackCrayon · 07-31-2004, 10:18 AM

why women just can't say they aren't interested.

Raf1 · 07-31-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Wiggers

that was the first thing I thought of

cspdinc · 07-31-2004, 10:32 AM

how come a few pro gals I've known, who make almost a half mill a year escorting, are always completley broke all the time and whine constantly.
Wait a second.... maybe buying 2000 dollar dogs then giving them to the pound for peeing on the floor is an action that describes their spending habits. That and not paying taxes until 6 months after the fact and getting slammed. (on what little they do turn in)

I work my butt off all week for what they make in a hour sometimes. And they work SOOoooooo hard.

Nasty D · 07-31-2004, 10:41 AM

I don't get it when a stripper won't shoot for the net because of her plans to one day be in Playboy magazine. Hello

smit · 07-31-2004, 10:50 AM

hhaha i agree with mullets, they are not attractive haircuts at all yet they still exist in my college hicktown... don't these people know that they are the ugliest haircuts ever?

Trixie · 07-31-2004, 11:03 AM

I don't get why women have allowed men to dominate the sex industry and capitalize on our bodies instead of doing it ourselves. Fucking women, I swear -- I don't get most of them.

freeadultcontent · 07-31-2004, 11:09 AM

Why pigs are 50% less fat over the last 10 years while we as americans are 50% more fat.

Why anyone would willingly put a global tracking device into their vehicle let alone pay to have one there.

Why women would be willing to fake an orgasm.

Why people associate higher price with better quality.

Why anyone supports drug or prostitution prohibition laws.

Why PETA is not on a terrorist list and eliminated.

What Martha Stewart really did to get jail time.

How stupid people really are and how they somehow remain alive.

Religion that is not done in private.

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by smit
hhaha i agree with mullets, they are not attractive haircuts at all yet they still exist in my college hicktown... don't these people know that they are the ugliest haircuts ever?

Dude...

business in the front, party in the back, WOOTWOOT

EZRhino · 07-31-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
the United States and England have an obsession with celebrities.

We do but England has it so much worse

EZRhino · 07-31-2004, 01:54 PM

White girls with corn rows.....
I'll never understand that

Donny · 07-31-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
And the whole bling bling culture in America. Diamond watches, spinning wheels, platinum chains and stuff like that. Maybe its because im Dutch we are less expressive when it comes to "bling" but personally i find it highly retarded. The people who are sucked up by that trend think that buying that stuff automatically means you have class while i noticed that most of these guys have anything but class. Punk ass bitches with money = bad combination.

I could have typed this, except I'm not dutch.

ParasiteTV · 07-31-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
i dont get why black people where size XXXXXXXXL White Tshirts that go down to there knees

because in ghetto culture, the younger kids always wear hand me downs... so the xxxxxxxxxl shirt is representative of being poor/ ghetto/ cool/ a moron.

TheWildcard · 07-31-2004, 02:26 PM

America.

alexg · 07-31-2004, 02:39 PM

gay rich leftie weed smokers

alexg · 07-31-2004, 02:41 PM

oh I also don't get these heavy bodybuilders who ruid their body with steroids, and have so much muscles that it looks ugly anyways

Jakke PNG · 07-31-2004, 02:42 PM

A few have appeared since I last posted..

- organized religion
- thieving, lying and scamming
- cheating on your better half
- parasite.tv's humor

gxer · 07-31-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent

Religion that is not done in private.

This one is VERY important question for me too.

ParasiteTV · 07-31-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
A few have appeared since I last posted..

- organized religion
- thieving, lying and scamming
- cheating on your better half
- parasite.tv's humor

Jace · 07-31-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy
i dont get why black people where size XXXXXXXXL White Tshirts that go down to there knees

jesus man, i am with you on this one...i live in Atlanta and every day I see a group of guys walking down the street with HUGE white t-shirts and jeans...they all dress exactly the same...i don't get it

what happened to being unique and original?

Antonio · 07-31-2004, 04:45 PM

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Why anyone would willingly put a global tracking device into their vehicle let alone pay to have one there.

Move to South Africa and you'll find out why

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Why women would be willing to fake an orgasm.

They'll fake anything to get what they want

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Why people associate higher price with better quality.

BMW v's Yugo ?

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Religion that is not done in private

Have to agree with this one.

Azlord · 07-31-2004, 04:50 PM

mastering the adult industry

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by JaceXXX

what happened to being unique and original?

Got old soon..

bad_girl · 07-31-2004, 04:53 PM

Why Bennifer ever happened - and even worse - why we were constantly subjected to it.

I also don't get reality shows like the swan, or mtv "make me look like my fave star" are hits.

BG

freeadultcontent · 07-31-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antonio
Move to South Africa and you'll find out why
They'll fake anything to get what they want
BMW v's Yugo ?

I am not in South Africa nor plan on going, talking in the US.
I guess faking it to get the looser guy off you makes sense.
There is a real quality difference between BMW and Yugo, im talking like Salon hair products and say Suave shampoo.

Major (Tom) · 07-31-2004, 04:56 PM

Respect your elders. that i dont "get." why should i respect somebody based solely on the reason their parents fucked before mine. I have met many old stupid people who have the wisdom of corky thatcher. Respect is earned. being younger than someone doesnt automatically, nor should it, make you respect another older person.

Same with respect your parents. What if you're parents are twits? Druggies, dead beats, etc. Why are they entitled to respect? Simply because they exchanged bodilly fluids that resulted in fertilization? Funk That! I respect my parents because my dad worked 60 hours a week with a bad heart to put food on the table and my mom because she litterally sacraficed her life and aspiriations to bring me and my two brothers into this world. Respect is earned.

I think these two points is one of the reasons for schisms between the generations. I think younger people are thinking for themselves more and more these days and figuring things out based on empiricisim rather than hear say.
cheers
Duke

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
There is a real quality difference between BMW and Yugo, im talking like Salon hair products and say Suave shampoo.

Are you gay?

freeadultcontent · 07-31-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man
Are you gay?

I buy 1.00 shampoo what do you think?

The Other Sweetie · 07-31-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Antonio
They'll fake anything to get what they want

Not true. As studly as you men like to think you are, some of you really do suck...and I mean REALLY.

It may come as a surprise to some of you guys, but a clit isn't a cock. The harder and faster you rub/stroke, doesn't make it feel better. It's fucken annoying and does not feel good.

The only times I've ever felt the need to fake was because of foreplay like the above. And that's after both telling and showing the guy didn't make the least bit of difference.

Sometimes you need to fake it just to make it end. It's either that or crack them upside the head to make them stop because you're that aggravated.

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
I buy 1.00 shampoo what do you think?

What are you trying to say? You're cheap?

freeadultcontent · 07-31-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man
What are you trying to say? You're cheap?

Haha, no I am not gay nor bi. Try the adult personals.

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Not true. As studly as you men like to think you are, some of you really do suck...and I mean REALLY.

It may come as a surprise to some of you guys, but a clit isn't a cock. The harder and faster you rub/stroke, doesn't make it feel better. It's fucken annoying and does not feel good.

The only times I've ever felt the need to fake was because of foreplay like the above. And that's after both telling and showing the guy didn't make the least bit of difference.

Sometimes you need to fake it just to make it end. It's either that or crack them upside the head to make them stop because you're that aggravated.

You've obviously never been with a REAL man.

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Haha, no I am not gay nor bi. Try the adult personals.

No thanks. I've read somewhere that things like that end up bad.

The Other Sweetie · 07-31-2004, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man
You've obviously never been with a REAL man.

Let me guess, you're a REAL man.

There's some good ones out there. lol I'm not saying ALL men suck, but sometimes it's just hopeless.

DESIREbyDESIGN · 07-31-2004, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Other Sweetie
Not true. As studly as you men like to think you are, some of you really do suck...and I mean REALLY.

It may come as a surprise to some of you guys, but a clit isn't a cock. The harder and faster you rub/stroke, doesn't make it feel better. It's fucken annoying and does not feel good.

The only times I've ever felt the need to fake was because of foreplay like the above. And that's after both telling and showing the guy didn't make the least bit of difference.

Sometimes you need to fake it just to make it end. It's either that or crack them upside the head to make them stop because you're that aggravated.

Some men just don't get it

DESIREbyDESIGN · 07-31-2004, 05:31 PM

The war in Iraq
How Bush managed to become President

and in no particular order:

Child sexual abuse
Rape
Women who only date violent men
Women who provoke men to become violent and enjoy watching them fight
People's fascination with guns
Why movies, TV shows etc about people being killed are so popular
Racism
Homophobia

Drake · 07-31-2004, 05:34 PM

I don't get traditions that continue even after they've been shown to be valueless.

I don't get why tipping is a necessity in a restaurant but few other places.

I don't get why people are hyprocrites (say one thing and do another, or say one thing but clearly believe something else)

I don't get why they say the Kennedy's are cursed (cursed by being wealthy maybe, but not much else, and that's not a curse)

I don't get novels that are 1k+ pages in length, but only because I've never been able to read a book that's more than 400 pages.

I don't get why lay people take music so seriously but not other expressions of art like paintings

I don't get how scientists are able to tell what a man ate and died and looked like who lived millions of years ago, but cannot figure out the same specs for somebody who died and decomposed a month ago

I don't get the logic of why 10 consecutive pop-up ads are effective, but one has to assume they are if programs do it

I don't totally get John Kerry

He-Man · 07-31-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DESIREbyDESIGN
Some men just don't get it

And some men just don't mind.

Rep · 07-31-2004, 05:41 PM

White America's fixation on black culture.

DESIREbyDESIGN · 07-31-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by He-Man
And some men just don't mind.

Doctor Dre · 07-31-2004, 06:52 PM

george W bush

lesbodojo · 07-31-2004, 07:25 PM

conservative people who work in the adult industry

freeadultcontent · 07-31-2004, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lesbodojo
conservative people who work in the adult industry

Misuse of the word conservative in the same way liberal has been bastardized.

Tom_PMs · 07-31-2004, 07:35 PM

I dont get why the restaurant industry is permitted to pay base wages SO far below the so called "minimum wage", thereby forcing waiters and waitresses to rely on tips to survive.

I dont get why people so easily buy into stereotypes.

I dont get why alcoholism is considered a "disease".

I dont get no satisfaction.

I dont get no respect, no respect at all. I tell ya..

woodsix · 07-31-2004, 09:38 PM

I don't get why many Americans associate bad with black. Not beautiful. Not beneficial, but the most negative thing.

I don't get why many Americans seem to have trouble associating good things with black.

I don't get why a bad Monday has to be a Black Monday.
I don't get why it has to be blackmail.
I don't get why black lies are considered worse than white lies.
I don't get why people use the word black hat to mean something negative.

I don't get how people associate morality with colors.

keyboard warrior · 07-31-2004, 11:13 PM

tattos

Sly_RJ · 07-31-2004, 11:17 PM

Want to know what I don't get? This has had me stumped, if you figure it out please let me know.

One minute you could be "best friends" with someone and then not even an hour later they decide that they no longer want you a part of their life.

Now that's what I don't get.

Shortbread · 07-31-2004, 11:23 PM

I dont get men, or sluts

Jakke PNG · 07-31-2004, 11:43 PM

SUV's

Jakke PNG · 07-31-2004, 11:43 PM

smokers

The Truth Hurts · 08-01-2004, 12:03 AM

I don't get the GFY liberal whackos that go on and on about the "Religious Right" yet didn't have shit to say about the DNC opening up the convention with a reverend and a prayer, every other speaker taking about faith, morals, and values, and most of them having God bless somebody.

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Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,571	Respect your elders. that i dont "get." why should i respect somebody based solely on the reason their parents fucked before mine. I have met many old stupid people who have the wisdom of corky thatcher. Respect is earned. being younger than someone doesnt automatically, nor should it, make you respect another older person. Same with respect your parents. What if you're parents are twits? Druggies, dead beats, etc. Why are they entitled to respect? Simply because they exchanged bodilly fluids that resulted in fertilization? Funk That! I respect my parents because my dad worked 60 hours a week with a bad heart to put food on the table and my mom because she litterally sacraficed her life and aspiriations to bring me and my two brothers into this world. Respect is earned. I think these two points is one of the reasons for schisms between the generations. I think younger people are thinking for themselves more and more these days and figuring things out based on empiricisim rather than hear say. cheers Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	I don't get traditions that continue even after they've been shown to be valueless. I don't get why tipping is a necessity in a restaurant but few other places. I don't get why people are hyprocrites (say one thing and do another, or say one thing but clearly believe something else) I don't get why they say the Kennedy's are cursed (cursed by being wealthy maybe, but not much else, and that's not a curse) I don't get novels that are 1k+ pages in length, but only because I've never been able to read a book that's more than 400 pages. I don't get why lay people take music so seriously but not other expressions of art like paintings I don't get how scientists are able to tell what a man ate and died and looked like who lived millions of years ago, but cannot figure out the same specs for somebody who died and decomposed a month ago I don't get the logic of why 10 consecutive pop-up ads are effective, but one has to assume they are if programs do it I don't totally get John Kerry

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