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  • The Truth Hurts
    Zph7YXfjMhg
    • Nov 2002
    • 15729

    #1

    women are fucking confusing.

    My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

    She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.

  • Jdoughs
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 5794

    #2
    Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.
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    • TurboAngel
      H.B.I.C.
      • Jun 2003
      • 30122

      #3
      Yes we are huh?



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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #4
        she had to wipe up the bag boys cum with something.

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        • fr33s3x
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 5064

          #5
          Originally posted by Jdoughs
          Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.

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          • Tom_PMs
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2004
            • 2049

            #6
            She forgot. I guess..

            Use a paper towel. Works like a charm.

            You've read it, you can't unread it.

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            • cold_ice
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 3027

              #7
              I almost always go for myself that way I always get the shit I want to eat or the shit I need. If not she will always pick some nasty ass junk food.

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              • SuckOnThis
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 6844

                #8
                Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

                She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.


                Sounds like she feels you need a shower and shave a little more than coffee.

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                • Tom_PMs
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2049

                  #9
                  Then again...

                  She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar
                  Maybe she's got a special night planned

                  You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                  • The Truth Hurts
                    Zph7YXfjMhg
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 15729

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cold_ice
                    I almost always go for myself that way I always get the shit I want to eat or the shit I need. If not she will always pick some nasty ass junk food.
                    Naahhh.. she learned long ago.... Me + Grocery Shopping = nothing but junk food and a huge bill.

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                    • Raven
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 6874

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                      My wife takes off and goes to the grocery store for the SOLE PURPOSE of buying me some coffee filters.

                      She comes home with chips, milk, deoderant, shaving cream, a hershey bar, and NO FUCKING COFFEE FILTERS.

                      Coffee filters are boring and paper towels work fine as a substitute.

                      She was multitasking. What's confusing about that? LOL
                      Raven

                      ~RETIRED~

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                      • Big Cheese
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 473

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jdoughs
                        Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.
                        ROFL

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                        • The Truth Hurts
                          Zph7YXfjMhg
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 15729

                          #13
                          thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

                          there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )

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                          • punker barbie
                            Meow Meow!!!
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 10232

                            #14
                            women are the root to all evil
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                            • Raven
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 6874

                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                              thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

                              there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )
                              Then, she'll bring home everything but the TWO things you need....best go yourself.
                              Raven

                              ~RETIRED~

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                              • Tom_PMs
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2049

                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                thanks for the paper towel suggestions.... but... we appear to be out of those too...

                                there's 2 items we need.. that should warrant her making another trip : )
                                Ah shit, as a person who NEEDS coffee and knows what its like, I'll suggest that you can use tissue paper as well. Just double it up and remember it'll rip when you try to take it out.. Or so I've heard

                                You've read it, you can't unread it.

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                                • Preacher
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 2970

                                  #17
                                  men can't understand women and vice versa

                                  sometimes that kinda sucks

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                                  • cold_ice
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 3027

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                    Naahhh.. she learned long ago.... Me + Grocery Shopping = nothing but junk food and a huge bill.
                                    Haha, I'm the same way. By the next day I'm thinking we didn't buy any food.

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                                    • wyldblyss
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 5779

                                      #19
                                      Big deal everyone forgets things now and then. Men can sometimes forget that a lot goes on in a womans mind that men never think of especially mothers..such as

                                      All school schedules, holidays
                                      Daycare, childcare, babysisters
                                      All classes/projects from the kids school
                                      When exams are, report cards are and field trips
                                      What every single person needs in the house from deodarant to razor blades.
                                      Grocery lists, making sure there is something for dinner every night
                                      Dr/dentist appt's
                                      Birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, parties, when they are and including all gift purchasing (including the in-laws)

                                      And the list goes on and on and on. You could always get off your butt and go to the grocery store for coffee filters yourself...while you are there...want to pick up some tampons?

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                                      • cherrylula
                                        lol
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 15969

                                        #20
                                        yuck... if you use paper towels as coffee filters make sure there isn't too much dye or designs on the paper towels, because that sounds really gross the ink bleeding out into your coffee.

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                                        • mookienow
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 987

                                          #21
                                          Try asking for instant coffee then she may pick up filters and a chic-o-stic

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                                          • alexg
                                            IL4L.com
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 11287

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Jdoughs
                                            Cause you didnt tell her to get mustard.



                                            but really, you're lucky if your wife went to the store just to buy something for you

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                                            • The Truth Hurts
                                              Zph7YXfjMhg
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 15729

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by alexg



                                              but really, you're lucky if your wife went to the store just to buy something for you
                                              It's in her job description.

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                                              • Rankings
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 10633

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                It's in her job description.
                                                Just the way it should be.
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                                                • wdsguy
                                                  Ryde or Die
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 19568

                                                  #25
                                                  amen to that my brotha

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