My little cousin (15/f) went a little crazy in her haunted house with a ouiji board - GoFuckYourself.com

187 · 07-29-2004, 10:04 PM

if you're alone or easily scared, don't read this.. it's 100% true and im not bullshitting

she spent literally days contacting the dead in her parent's house with a ouiji board until they took it away from her because she was becoming obsessed, she kept a log of everything that was spelled out to her in a notebook and shared it with me.. i was pretty shocked..

here we go

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isnt it nessicary to crave the opportunity of scraping ones brain out of their skull top like an ice cream cone and slowly mush ones face into the brain and truely hold the ability to smell and taste a victims thoughts as they psychially exist through visual senses and not audiable chit chatter on the account of poor explinations

i find myself cemented in a mental prision of unsatisfactory discomfort there is no ecsape once you tap into the forbidden blasphemic zone of ones soul once you damage your soul and poison it with unpure motivation you are enevitably doomed to an eternaty of uncomprehendable torture supplied by the floating children of lucifers garden of insanity

once they grasp ahold of your inner soul they rape it with evil and leave you forced to succumb to what is simply wrong

there are two paths in life and if you stumble across an opportunity to secure your fate with rampaging insanity due to supressed evil build up you fucking take that path and every second you dare speak the name of lucifer you will burn 100 years per violation

Spunky · 07-29-2004, 10:06 PM

Hmmmm...I don't believe you

187 · 07-29-2004, 10:07 PM

i don't care spunky.. she's a good girl.. she couldn't ever come up with that shit, i'm being real

Fletch XXX · 07-29-2004, 10:08 PM

yeah right.

anyone can write crazy goth lyrics at 15.

tell your friend stop listening to bauhaus and get a job.

Dildozer · 07-29-2004, 10:08 PM

LOL

nice try

AVM · 07-29-2004, 10:09 PM

Booga Booga! Boo

Wow that was scary

SirSmokeALot · 07-29-2004, 10:09 PM

InsaneMidget · 07-29-2004, 10:10 PM

I'm going to fuck Lucifer in his tight bunghole.

RedShoe · 07-29-2004, 10:10 PM

Oija boards are proven not to work.

1) there is no board game device that opens a portal to another dimension.

2) they DO work off slight muscle adjustments as you "lightly touch" the pointer thing. You will inevitably bump and push the thing around even though you think it's doing it on it's own.

So you're 15 year old girl cousin can spit some crazy shit on paper. And that makes her different from every other 15 year old goth chick how?

B40 · 07-29-2004, 10:11 PM

Scan the log or wherever she wrote that

xxxdesign-net · 07-29-2004, 10:11 PM

wow.. thats alot of letters ...LOL Next time, tell her to film her fingers at close range while doing it... and mask her eyes with something..

hilly · 07-29-2004, 10:11 PM

too long to fuckin read

n3in · 07-29-2004, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by hilly
too long to fuckin read

dont worry, it wasnt worth the time

CDSmith · 07-29-2004, 10:16 PM

This proves that even the dead make spelling mistakes.

BradM · 07-29-2004, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
yeah right.

anyone can write crazy goth lyrics at 15.

tell your friend stop listening to bauhaus and get a job.

LOL Fletch I love you.

BradM · 07-29-2004, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
This proves that even the dead make spelling mistakes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

RedShoe · 07-29-2004, 10:20 PM

The cool thing was that she latched onto a ghost from the other side that speaks english. With my luck and living here in LA, I'd get me a spanish speaking one.

Dagwolf · 07-29-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
The cool thing was that she latched onto a ghost from the other side that speaks english. With my luck and living here in LA, I'd get me a spanish speaking one.

Aqui estoy, mijo. Tú eres el hijo verdadero del Diablo, y va a cotrolar el mundo por tus actos indescentes.

Fletch XXX · 07-29-2004, 10:30 PM

first off, according to the bible dont demons speak an ancient language or something?

what is in the book of Enoch?

Enochian tongue?

how in the fuck did a demon learn English???

this aint fucking Damien The Omen, demons are demons.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-29-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Oija boards are proven not to work.

1) there is no board game device that opens a portal to another dimension.

2) they DO work off slight muscle adjustments as you "lightly touch" the pointer thing. You will inevitably bump and push the thing around even though you think it's doing it on it's own.

So you're 15 year old girl cousin can spit some crazy shit on paper. And that makes her different from every other 15 year old goth chick how?

I beg to differ, I was playing this game Jumanji once...and well..ahh fuck it you wouldnt believe me if I told you.

BradM · 07-29-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
The cool thing was that she latched onto a ghost from the other side that speaks english. With my luck and living here in LA, I'd get me a spanish speaking one.

AAAAA...GAHHHHHH ROFLLLL
Oh shit fuck me freddy that was good. oooooohhhhh dear

breathing heavy.... ahhhhh

Oh damn I like it.

Cupcake · 07-29-2004, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by AVM
Booga Booga! Boo

Wow that was scary

JustinF · 07-29-2004, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I beg to differ, I was playing this game Jumanji once...and well..ahh fuck it you wouldnt believe me if I told you.

i want to believe...

chodadog · 07-29-2004, 11:21 PM

That's sub par, even for 15 year old trendwhore.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 07-29-2004, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I beg to differ, I was playing this game Jumanji once...and well..ahh fuck it you wouldnt believe me if I told you.

BAWAHAHAHAHA

RedShoe · 07-29-2004, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I beg to differ, I was playing this game Jumanji once...and well..ahh fuck it you wouldnt believe me if I told you.

HHAHAHAA!!!!

zzgundamnzz · 07-29-2004, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
I'm going to fuck Lucifer in his tight bunghole.

Wait, are you talking about this guy?

Lauren · 07-29-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
first off, according to the bible dont demons speak an ancient language or something?

how in the fuck did a demon learn English???

don't they have altavista.com over there???

Shoehorn! · 07-29-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I beg to differ, I was playing this game Jumanji once...and well..ahh fuck it you wouldnt believe me if I told you.

nofx · 07-29-2004, 11:38 PM

15 year old girls are stupid

zzgundamnzz · 07-29-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
I beg to differ, I was playing this game Jumanji once...and well..ahh fuck it you wouldnt believe me if I told you.

JUMANJI!!!

So, you won the game... what was your wish?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-29-2004, 11:44 PM

I tried that when I was a teen. It really seemed like it worked. The guy who invented it must of been a phyco path nut case.

Oh well, it was cool at the times.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-29-2004, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
JUMANJI!!!

So, you won the game... what was your wish?

That cyberage dave would adopt me. It worked!!

reynold · 07-30-2004, 03:54 AM

you could have a career in script writing

Aquarius · 07-30-2004, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
Booga Booga! Boo

Wow that was scary

TheWildcard · 07-30-2004, 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
15 year old girls are stupid

Well said.

TheMob · 07-30-2004, 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by hilly
too long to fuckin read

yeah, feels like reading the fucking bible

Dirty F · 07-30-2004, 04:15 AM

Do you ever stop with this crap?

According to your post youve seen aliens, you are gifted with a 6th sense, you are highly intellectual and some other stuff i forgot. Now youre saying youre family is on crack as well.

Get yourself checked man. Youre only 18 and already fucked in the head.

hova · 07-30-2004, 04:15 AM

Fo real???!?!?!?!?!

Dirty F · 07-30-2004, 04:17 AM

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Originally posted by nofx
15 year old girls are stupid

15 yr old girls are very often busy with this stuff. They see ghosts, talk with dead people, feel this, see that blah blah. The sad part is that 187 is an 18 yr old guy and still acts like a 15 yr old girl.

baddog · 07-30-2004, 04:22 AM

187 - bullshit

true story . . . .when my daughter was like 10 she had a bunch of her girlfriends here for her birthday and a sleepover.

Someone gave her a Ouija board as a present.

After my wife had gone to bed I was sitting up in the living room working, and I heard these girls down in the den playing with this thing.

They had each other so fucking freaked out with it that I was forced to go down there and take it away from them. There were some that were literally crying they were so scared.

I never let them play with it again . . . and in fact just got rid of it a couple weeks ago. It had been stored away with a bunch of kids games.

MrJackMeHoff · 07-30-2004, 04:25 AM

blazin · 07-30-2004, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by baddog
It had been stored away with a bunch of kids games.

Who in their right minds gives kids Ouija boards for presents

baddog · 07-30-2004, 04:39 AM

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Originally posted by blazin
Who in their right minds gives kids Ouija boards for presents

good question . . . . but someone is doing it as I don't ever recall any adult receiving one for a present, and lots of kids had them when I was a kid

personally, I played with one once as a youngster and figured it was bullshit after about 2 minutes

RicardoB · 07-30-2004, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by blazin
Who in their right minds gives kids Ouija boards for presents

Somebody that doesn't like kids

candyflip · 07-30-2004, 04:48 AM

187 = Pad = Creative

baddog · 07-30-2004, 05:03 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
187 = Pad = Creative

common knowledge

adultwebware · 07-30-2004, 05:17 AM

another scary story

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187 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: ICQ: 59-10-33 Posts: 493	My little cousin (15/f) went a little crazy in her haunted house with a ouiji board if you're alone or easily scared, don't read this.. it's 100% true and im not bullshitting she spent literally days contacting the dead in her parent's house with a ouiji board until they took it away from her because she was becoming obsessed, she kept a log of everything that was spelled out to her in a notebook and shared it with me.. i was pretty shocked.. here we go ----- isnt it nessicary to crave the opportunity of scraping ones brain out of their skull top like an ice cream cone and slowly mush ones face into the brain and truely hold the ability to smell and taste a victims thoughts as they psychially exist through visual senses and not audiable chit chatter on the account of poor explinations i find myself cemented in a mental prision of unsatisfactory discomfort there is no ecsape once you tap into the forbidden blasphemic zone of ones soul once you damage your soul and poison it with unpure motivation you are enevitably doomed to an eternaty of uncomprehendable torture supplied by the floating children of lucifers garden of insanity once they grasp ahold of your inner soul they rape it with evil and leave you forced to succumb to what is simply wrong there are two paths in life and if you stumble across an opportunity to secure your fate with rampaging insanity due to supressed evil build up you fucking take that path and every second you dare speak the name of lucifer you will burn 100 years per violation __________________ wtf? free traffic? ww.netr.nu is slick business you sheep

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