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  • titmowse
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 5320
    #1

    How many adult webmasters does it take to...?

    Maybe it's the hot flashes, or maybe it's just me. But I kinda get the feeling I'm not well-liked around here. So to make you all love me, (really, really love me) I am starting a contest.

    Finish this line:

    Q: "How many Adult Webmasters does it take to screw in a lightbulb"?

    email me at: [email protected] with your answers.

    I would suggest you post your answers here, but I don't wanna get in trouble. Anybody is eligible for the story prize. I'll even personalize it for YOU (the winner) if you want me to



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    I still love everybody
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    • Wizzo
      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
      • Nov 2000
      • 15224
      #2
      You won't get in trouble...What makes you think your unliked?
      Looking for Opportunity!

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        • titmowse
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 5320
          #3
          cause i was bad and told who the survivor winner was and because i am a generic bitch!

          I still love everybody

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            • aprilkorova
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 649
              #4
              I like ya!

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                • Jamdin
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 3560
                  #5
                  It don't hate tits...er, I mean I don't hate your tits...er, I mean I don't hate you, timowse. I could care less about who won on Survivor.

                  The answer is two: one to hold his dick in the light socket & one to snap the pics. Then they fight over who's website will get the "I Fucked An Alien Light Socket And Lived To Tell About It" content

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                    • titmowse
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 5320
                      #6
                      thanks april!

                      That's very good Jamdin. You're not gonna cinch this right off the bat are you?
                      I still love everybody

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                        • Gemini
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 7183
                          #7
                          I like ya too TM! psssst... don't tell anyone my other handle (given to me years ago) is Ice Queen. lmbo Queen of the haughty b*tches when I danced. Some guys just never believed that I really didn't want around em.

                          Trade for your generic b*tch status!!
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                            • Gemini
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 7183
                              #8
                              Too funny Jam! BTW, whats survivor anyhow?!
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                                • Techie Media
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                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 3092
                                  #9
                                  Titmowse, I like you, I've always respected you comments and posts... Don't think your not liked...

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                                    • Scarab
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 332
                                      #10
                                      I agree with Lightning.

                                      One of your posts helped out the guy I am now being accused of killing. So thanks from both of us....

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                                        • titmowse
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 5320
                                          #11
                                          Oh you. You SAY that you like me, but where is the proof? Is Jamdin the only one that wants to win a free AUDIO story? C'mon guys! No self-respecting group is officially a group until they have their own, unique lightbulb joke.

                                          I feel so much better to know that I am not in twubble about Tina. I didn't get to read any responses to the post and only know it got deleted. I imagined this board flaming my house down with outrage and was afraid to post again without a peace offering.

                                          But the contest still stands and anybody who's read my stories and has heard me read them knows a free AUDIO story from me is like no other.

                                          HOW MANY ADULT WEBMASTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

                                          You got till midnight tomorrow to post your punchlines here.

                                          I love you all too.

                                          tit
                                          I still love everybody

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                                            • Dirtypainter
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 425
                                              #12
                                              0 webmaster. as we only need the glow from our monitors
                                              All Sweet Pussy

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                                                • kush
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 3382
                                                  #13
                                                  I like you!
                                                  anways I sent you an email here with my answer: [email protected]

                                                  (i also included my site b/c it wouldnt' work via your submit form for me)

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                                                    • titmowse
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 5320
                                                      #14
                                                      Okay, okay...that's three in the running. Kush, I'm posting your answer here because wizzo said it was okay:

                                                      Kush's A: As for your GFY post about the webmasters screwing in a lightbulb I'd have to just say one - webmasters are bright people and shouldn't have trouble making a little light to shine upon the world


                                                      Keep em coming kids! Make me feel loved, I'm an old, menopausal broad and I need validation!

                                                      [This message has been edited by titmowse (edited 05-05-2001).]
                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                        • LeoTech
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 18
                                                          #15

                                                          Hi titmouse...care for a drink?

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                                                            • cygnet74
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 41
                                                              #16
                                                              How many? Just one, but he still has to convince his girlfriend he's only doing for the money...


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                                                                • titmowse
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                  • 5320
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Awww...leo, I'm drinking bloody bulls as I type. Don't you have a punchline? That's what makes momma happy...cmon boyeee
                                                                  I still love everybody

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                                                                    • titmowse
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 5320
                                                                      #18
                                                                      four!
                                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                                        • LeoTech
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 18
                                                                          #19

                                                                          The first thing i heard was nobody likes me......guess it`s the drinks i`m having.

                                                                          It takes 2!!! Hmmmm my humor fails me. The punchline??

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                                                                            • titmowse
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 5320
                                                                              #20
                                                                              well leo, i guess a girl just gets one day a year to throw a pity party. especially a still vital, but older chick who ain't been laid in 3 years...oops! too many bloody bulls!
                                                                              I still love everybody

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                                                                                • LeoTech
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                  • 18
                                                                                  #21

                                                                                  It would brighten day as well It takes two!!!

                                                                                  I`m 36 and guessing you are not that old.

                                                                                  Another drink?

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                                                                                    • titmowse
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 5320
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Nope, not another drink. I need PUNCHLINES!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                                                        • Clovis
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 412
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          the very best titmice are generic bitch titmice with big mouths

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                                                                                            • kush
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 3382
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              just wanted to let you know if i said "making making" in my response I only meant 1 making!

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                                                                                                • tenletters
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                  • 2079
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by cygnet74:
                                                                                                  How many? Just one, but he still has to convince his girlfriend he's only doing for the money...
                                                                                                  LOL.... that is soooo true!!


                                                                                                  Useless Without Pics

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                                                                                                    • titmowse
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 5320
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I fixed the answer for you Kush! Clovis, I am in complete agreement with your post...hee.

                                                                                                      I like that one too tenletters. But like life, it's not enuff! Where's all the smartmouth-motherfucking-comedians-who-are-always-quick-with-a-slam? They don't love me.

                                                                                                      tit
                                                                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                                                                        • tenletters
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                          • 2079
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Okay here's a couple....

                                                                                                          Just one, and after changing it... he checks to see if Screwinalightbulb.com is taken.

                                                                                                          or

                                                                                                          None, because webmasters prefer blind clicks.

                                                                                                          Useless Without Pics

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                                                                                                            • titmowse
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 5320
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Ah yes tenletters is in the running...
                                                                                                              I still love everybody

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                                                                                                                • titmowse
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                  • 5320
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  So, whoever wins this contest:

                                                                                                                  What kind of story do you want? Not too weerd pleaze. After all, I am a *cough* lady.

                                                                                                                  tit
                                                                                                                  I still love everybody

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                                                                                                                    • tenletters
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 2079
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Not that I have a chance to win, but... I like panties and lesbians!
                                                                                                                      Useless Without Pics

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                                                                                                                        • tenletters
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 2079
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Tit, you in North Texas?



                                                                                                                          [This message has been edited by tenletters (edited 05-06-2001).]
                                                                                                                          Useless Without Pics

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                                                                                                                            • cygnet74
                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                              • 41
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              How many adult webmasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

                                                                                                                              1) Screwing doesn't do it for me anymore.

                                                                                                                              2) The same number that can afford electricity.

                                                                                                                              3) Light bulb? That might wake up my girlfriend/wife/parents.

                                                                                                                              4) Are you kidding? All of them will try to make a buck off a little screwing!

                                                                                                                              5) Hey, that gives me an idea! Hence, www.twatsocket.com is born.

                                                                                                                              6) CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!

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                                                                                                                              webmaster of MyGirlz.com
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                                                                                                                                • RedShoe
                                                                                                                                  赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 14831
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  How many adult webmasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
                                                                                                                                  a) That depends, am I charged per watt?

                                                                                                                                  a) 2. One to add the 100 watt bulb, the other to dim/compress it down to 50 watts.

                                                                                                                                  a) Well first we need to debug the software so it doesn't burn out again.

                                                                                                                                  a) 2 one to change the buld, the other to shoot the content for their electro-erotica paysite.

                                                                                                                                  a) None, the only light an adult webmaster gets is from the glow of their monitor.



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                                                                                                                                    • titmowse
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Hmmm...two LATE additions. Should I be heartless and tell them they passed the dealine? Or should I be nice and include them in the contest so they will love me too? I think I'm gonna go with the love...

                                                                                                                                      Still deciding. I'll tell ya later.

                                                                                                                                      tit
                                                                                                                                      I still love everybody

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                                                                                                                                        • titmowse
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 5320
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          oops! cygnet74 isn't a late addition, just posted those last lines past midnight last night. What the hell, Ill run this till midnight tonight. That's CENTRAL TIME in WEST FUCKING TEXAS thank you very much mr. tenletters...[smiley]

                                                                                                                                          tit
                                                                                                                                          I still love everybody

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                                                                                                                                            • salo18
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 859
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I have been EATEN!

                                                                                                                                              http://www.stormfront.org/forum/
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