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sweetcuties · 07-28-2004, 10:34 PM

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robfantasy · 07-28-2004, 10:35 PM

when there is too much silence on the fone

Fletch XXX · 07-28-2004, 10:35 PM

when shes having too hard of a time covering up thw bruises and black eyes?

robfantasy · 07-28-2004, 10:35 PM

when there is too much silence in person

iwantchixx · 07-28-2004, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
when there is too much silence on the fone

same goes in person. Silence, no eye contact. It's over...

Fletch XXX · 07-28-2004, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
same goes in person. Silence, no eye contact. It's over...

kinda like assplay, once your girl stops tickling your poopy shoot while going down on you, its all down-hill from there.

Evil1 · 07-28-2004, 10:37 PM

you catch her with a cock in her mouth and it's not yours.. that'd be a good sign.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-28-2004, 10:37 PM

"you may kiss the bride"

InsaneMidget · 07-28-2004, 10:37 PM

when she smells like another dudes dick.

sweetcuties · 07-28-2004, 10:38 PM

hmm... breaking plans

riosluts · 07-28-2004, 10:39 PM

when u keep on fighting and fighting and doesnt seem like there is any more hope

Shortbread · 07-28-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
"you may kiss the bride"

Ouch

Evil1 · 07-28-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
when she smells like another dudes dick.

Would that technique require running around sniffing other guys packages to find the match?

RRRED · 07-28-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
same goes in person. Silence, no eye contact. It's over...

I STRONGLY disagree here.... I think one of the biggest things that helps you KNOW you're in the right situation is when you can be in total silence like riding in the car or whatever, reading a speigel catalog and be fully content just having your significant other nearby blabbing on the phone doing business calls or whatever.

seriously....

czarina · 07-28-2004, 10:41 PM

when he doesn't bang you anymore.
when you ask if you're fat, and he remains silent!

(time to dump him and get one who finds you thin and who wants to bang the crap out of you)

Fletch XXX · 07-28-2004, 10:41 PM

when she catches you deep dicking your mother in law during a backyard barbcue... maybe tossing her little sisters salad, por better yet, when she catches you giving her brother a hand job.

sweetcuties · 07-28-2004, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by riosluts
when u keep on fighting and fighting and doesnt seem like there is any more hope

Yea, I agree... girls are fucked up!! Then they realize when their 30 or 40 why their life is a mess, lol

Marcus Aurelius · 07-28-2004, 10:42 PM

I got a friend, his wife is so fucking jealous and paranoid that one night his car broke down and he was 3+ hours late getting home. She literally forced him to expose himself so she could smell of his balls and dick to see if he smelled like pussy at all...Talk about paranoid, thats extreme, he told me about it and I couldnt stop fucking laughing.

robfantasy · 07-28-2004, 10:42 PM

when the girl stops giving head

iwantchixx · 07-28-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
kinda like assplay, once your girl stops tickling your poopy shoot while going down on you, its all down-hill from there.

ok sure. I wouldn;t know about that myself

psyko514 · 07-28-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I got a friend, his wife is so fucking jealous and paranoid that one night his car broke down and he was 3+ hours late getting home. She literally forced him to expose himself so she could smell of his balls and dick to see if he smelled like pussy at all...Talk about paranoid, thats extreme, he told me about it and I couldnt stop fucking laughing.

holy fuck. that's beyond fuct up.

iwantchixx · 07-28-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I got a friend, his wife is so fucking jealous and paranoid that one night his car broke down and he was 3+ hours late getting home. She literally forced him to expose himself so she could smell of his balls and dick to see if he smelled like pussy at all...Talk about paranoid, thats extreme, he told me about it and I couldnt stop fucking laughing.

THAT would cause me to go into a rage. If someone is THAT jealous, controlling and psycho, I would want them OUT of my sight immediately.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-28-2004, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
THAT would cause me to go into a rage. If someone is THAT jealous, controlling and psycho, I would want them OUT of my sight immediately.

hard to do, they have 2 kids together.

montel · 07-28-2004, 10:47 PM

she misses your calls and seems to have things to do with her family and friends. it is pretty clear when you are not no. 1

riosluts · 07-28-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I got a friend, his wife is so fucking jealous and paranoid that one night his car broke down and he was 3+ hours late getting home. She literally forced him to expose himself so she could smell of his balls and dick to see if he smelled like pussy at all...Talk about paranoid, thats extreme, he told me about it and I couldnt stop fucking laughing.

hahha yeah that is very paranoid but its also very funny

NoCarrier · 07-28-2004, 10:48 PM

Someone in the couple goes out to get some milk and comes back 5 days later with the "milk" to prove it was real.

Fletch XXX · 07-28-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
THAT would cause me to go into a rage. If someone is THAT jealous, controlling and psycho, I would want them OUT of my sight immediately.

not without getting a nice last gag-blowjob out of it.

if you whip it out, she better polish that thing after.

hehehe courtesy inspection fee.

i love psycho chicks like that.

they give the best blowjobs

fr8 · 07-28-2004, 10:49 PM

When you wake up sober and the beer gogles are know where to be found.

Marcus Aurelius · 07-28-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
When you wake up sober and the beer gogles are know where to be found.

And you find you've awoken next to chewbacca the human slug.

sweetcuties · 07-28-2004, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
when the girl stops giving head

yea, to many girls out there.. seen your sites last yr, hit me up on icq: 139389309

iwantchixx · 07-28-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by RRRED
I STRONGLY disagree here.... I think one of the biggest things that helps you KNOW you're in the right situation is when you can be in total silence like riding in the car or whatever, reading a speigel catalog and be fully content just having your significant other nearby blabbing on the phone doing business calls or whatever.

seriously....

you know what. you are ABSOLUTELY right.

I guess I meant when there is an uneasy silence.

toddler · 07-28-2004, 11:05 PM

drastic changes in style over night. my ex came home with her nails done with little fake gold nuggets glued on. I knew it was over....

robfantasy · 07-28-2004, 11:07 PM

another sign is when u the other person starts dressing really attractive when you arent going out together

CDSmith · 07-28-2004, 11:08 PM

When last week
she was banging you on the back portch
on the dryer and in the car
but then this week
she's at her boss's beck and call
out to lunch or just out having a ball
she's got no time to visit
no time to call
she's got no time to chat
no time for you at all
Dude get it through your head
the relationship she is dead
to her you mean less than fuck all.

InsaneMidget · 07-28-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
Would that technique require running around sniffing other guys packages to find the match?

you wish

BlueDesignStudios · 07-29-2004, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
you catch her with a cock in her mouth and it's not yours.. that'd be a good sign.

Hahaha LOL I'd have to agree on that one

strats · 07-29-2004, 12:11 AM

lol.. "do i look fat?"

I dont know bitch, what do you think

Dumb bitches need to grow the fuck up, quit stuffing their face with american fuck cheese or keep a clean house, a tan, dont drink, eat healthy, and shut the fuck up

media · 07-29-2004, 12:12 AM

When you come home and all your clothes are thrown all over the driveway????

TheMob · 07-29-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
"you may kiss the bride"

most of the time, if you feel it's over, it is.

Napolean · 07-29-2004, 12:14 AM

"im really only 16"

god... this is a new low for me

chodadog · 07-29-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by iwantchixx
same goes in person. Silence, no eye contact. It's over...

I disagree with this. I think when there is an awkward silence, yes. But i think it's great when two people are just so comfortable that they can just be with one another. Sometimes, you just don't have to say anything.. and it's just.. right.

robfantasy · 07-29-2004, 12:56 AM

when the phone rings and you get voicemail

samuel · 07-29-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
you catch her with a cock in her mouth and it's not yours.. that'd be a good sign.

that's just a sign, but it doesn't mean that is over...

samuel

Thomas1007 · 07-29-2004, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by samuel
that's just a sign, but it doesn't mean that is over...

samuel

well now I disagree...
If I caught my wife ( and Yes I love her more than words)
ya fuck off... its gfy. anyways If I caught her i n that scenario
yup that would be done... Ide be on so much Pussy
Ide drown in female clit Juice.
Nuff said.

pushpills · 07-29-2004, 01:24 AM

She starts calling you Steve.

Major (Tom) · 07-29-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by sweetcuties
hmm... breaking plans

I was just going to say that. You're absolutley 100% correct. That is the first sign of shit going down hill. Breaking plans is definatley up there.
Duke

Lykos · 07-29-2004, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by robfantasy
when there is too much silence on the fone

True

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