Company Motivation Posters You'll Probably Never See - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Mojo Risin · 07-27-2004, 08:40 AM

1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job
with a better company someday.

2) It's only unethical if you get caught.

3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

4) We put the "k" in "kwality."

5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.

6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!

7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

8) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.

9) We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

10) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!

11) Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

12) If at first you don't succeed, try management.

13) Never quit until you have another job.

14) The floggings will continue until morale improves.

07-27-2004, 08:40 AM	#1
Mr. Mojo Risin Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the middle of nowhere Posts: 1,886	Company Motivation Posters You'll Probably Never See 1) If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 2) It's only unethical if you get caught. 3) The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 4) We put the "k" in "kwality." 5) If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing. 6) Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity! 7) A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. 8) ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. 9) We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! 10) 2 days without a Human Rights Violation! 11) Your job is still better than asking, "You want fries with that?" 12) If at first you don't succeed, try management. 13) Never quit until you have another job. 14) The floggings will continue until morale improves.