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GTS Mark · 07-25-2004, 09:42 PM

Some motherfucker just laid a huge keying to my Audi. This is the 2nd time it's happened in a month.

First it happened to my trunk, now a big scratch across my rear quarterpanel.

Jesus christ why are people so lame!!? If I catch this fucker I am not going to call the cops, I am going to literally shove that key right up his ass!

Now I have to go find touch up paint that will match the color. Arrrrgh!!

DH

chodadog · 07-25-2004, 09:43 PM

Jealous motherfuckers.

marzzo · 07-25-2004, 09:44 PM

Twice in 1 month? Sounds like a stalker...

Za Ha · 07-25-2004, 09:44 PM

Trunk got keyed a month ago... ERRRRR

I would make it a law that if caught, the person who keyed a car gets his or her arm cut off.

Shortbread · 07-25-2004, 09:44 PM

Sorry to hear that, I know how it feels.

Verbal · 07-25-2004, 09:44 PM

I couldn't agree more ... keying a mans car is like fucking his wife.

nofx · 07-25-2004, 09:45 PM

set up some video surveillance outside, catch the fucker, and then beat his/her ass!

GTS Mark · 07-25-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by marzzo
Twice in 1 month? Sounds like a stalker...

Yeah I park my car behind my office building in a busy alley. There are tons of kids coming and going plus there is a bar up the street. So it could be some drunk fuck or even some jealous kiddies, who knows?

All I know is that I want to inflict some major pain on these mofos!!

DH

Spunky · 07-25-2004, 09:45 PM

God damned punks

riosluts · 07-25-2004, 09:47 PM

hey where did this happen at? where u at a bar or a club or something

detoxed · 07-25-2004, 09:47 PM

Have a motion activated camera call you when its activated. Go outside with a shotgun and make the fucker disappear

GTS Mark · 07-25-2004, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
set up some video surveillance outside, catch the fucker, and then beat his/her ass!

That is what my fiancee said, but I don't want another scratch. So I am parking it infront of the building instead. If it gets scratched again I know I really do have a stalker.

I think the chance of it getting scratched infront of the buidling are much slimmer than in the back alley.

Fuck I can't wait to move into my new house with a garage.

DH

Mike AI · 07-25-2004, 09:49 PM

Find out who they are DH, and I will bring the Tijuana Poncho Posse to lay an on an old fashion pinatta party!!

People should not fuck with other peoples cars!!

Jealousy sucks!

GTS Mark · 07-25-2004, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Find out who they are DH, and I will bring the Tijuana Poncho Posse to lay an on an old fashion pinatta party!!

People should not fuck with other peoples cars!!

Jealousy sucks!

Yeah dude it really does suck! I would hate to own one of your cars! Fuck you must drive around all the time looking for places to park so people won't fuck up your nice rides or rip them off.

I have the TJ Poncho Party on speed dial #1 if I catch this fucker. We will beat him down like a red headed stepson!

DH

Mr Pheer · 07-25-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
That is what my fiancee said, but I don't want another scratch. So I am parking it infront of the building instead. If it gets scratched again I know I really do have a stalker.

I think the chance of it getting scratched infront of the buidling are much slimmer than in the back alley.

Fuck I can't wait to move into my new house with a garage.

DH

You're joking right?

To me it would be worth it getting keyed again just to catch the fuckers doing it.

I'd love to catch some fucker doing that, even if its not my ride.

KRL · 07-25-2004, 10:07 PM

I had that problem happen a lot in LA. One cocksucker even went further and keyed both sides, the hood and the trunk, and slashed the soft top on one of my SL's. Totally went to town on it. I was livid when I saw it and I about to go out on a date on top of it so my whole night got fucked.

Zerof8 · 07-25-2004, 10:10 PM

this thread came right out of pulp fiction

yeah man that is fucked up. I almost keyed this guys car the other day because he really pissed me off, he fuckin parked next to me on my drivers side and left like 4 inches inbetween my door and his car and he had like 1ft until the line on the other side and a whole empty parking space, plus it was obviously a wet backs truck not that i am racist but the illegals are starting to take a lot of other peoples jobs and stuff and they always seem to do inconsiderate things like that and i guess i just wanted something to take out some stress on, so i thought about it for a few minutes but eventually decided not to because it is too much of a chicken shit thing to do. I figured that i should just wait to whoop his ass if i was gonna key his car but i was in a hurry cause i was following my mom to this restraunt so i just let it go.

jscott · 07-25-2004, 10:12 PM

i agree DH. keying a car is the biggest low blow you can get, cuz you'll probably NEVER find out what fucker did it

i have a key all the way across the hood of my car, plus somebody tried pulling off my license plates

GTS Mark · 07-25-2004, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jscott

i have a key all the way across the hood of my car, plus somebody tried pulling off my license plates

That fucking sucks big time!

DH

Shoehorn! · 07-25-2004, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Some motherfucker just laid a huge keying to my Audi. This is the 2nd time it's happened in a month.

First it happened to my trunk, now a big scratch across my rear quarterpanel.

Jesus christ why are people so lame!!? If I catch this fucker I am not going to call the cops, I am going to literally shove that key right up his ass!

Now I have to go find touch up paint that will match the color. Arrrrgh!!

DH

That sucks. It's no different than those stupid hippie motherfuckers who burned and spray painted Hummers. Just jealous fucking losers.

Sosa · 07-25-2004, 10:19 PM

that sucks, find the fucker and fuck him up

reynold · 07-25-2004, 10:41 PM

do you have car/auto insurancre?

austinth · 07-25-2004, 10:47 PM

time for a wireless security system back there. then put a big sign warning em about hidden cam, that should do the trick

keyboard warrior · 07-25-2004, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Some motherfucker just laid a huge keying to my Audi. This is the 2nd time it's happened in a month.

First it happened to my trunk, now a big scratch across my rear quarterpanel.

Jesus christ why are people so lame!!? If I catch this fucker I am not going to call the cops, I am going to literally shove that key right up his ass!

Now I have to go find touch up paint that will match the color. Arrrrgh!!

DH

shit they still do that shit ? best thing is to do when you are a playa is to hire a watcher that will get the fucking fools when you play.

hydro · 07-25-2004, 10:50 PM

when you catch them, key thier face so they get a big scar. They'll never fuck with another car again

Viper2K1 · 07-25-2004, 10:55 PM

i got that on the side of my car when i just had it 3 days

and then a couple weeks later some fart put a burning cigarette on my soft-top (luckily it did only minor damage to it)

fucking jealous people
if they'd work as hard i do and had half a brain they might be able to buy a nice ride of their own

Fucksakes · 07-25-2004, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hydro
when you catch them, key thier face so they get a big scar. They'll never fuck with another car again

i like this solution, not only will he not forget, the msg will get out.

TheDatingNetworkCameron · 07-25-2004, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Some motherfucker just laid a huge keying to my Audi. This is the 2nd time it's happened in a month.

First it happened to my trunk, now a big scratch across my rear quarterpanel.

Jesus christ why are people so lame!!? If I catch this fucker I am not going to call the cops, I am going to literally shove that key right up his ass!

Now I have to go find touch up paint that will match the color. Arrrrgh!!

DH

Damn that sucks! If you find him i've got a few suggestions!!

rip raster · 07-26-2004, 12:26 AM

I love that car man....I think you should catch the fuckers and just let me drive around with them in the trunk for a while

Clicky_Bucks · 07-26-2004, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zerof8
this thread came right out of pulp fiction
yeah man that is fucked up. I almost keyed this guys car the other day because he really pissed me off, he fuckin parked next to me on my drivers side and left like 4 inches inbetween my door and his car and he had like 1ft until the line on the other side and a whole empty parking space, plus it was obviously a wet backs truck not that i am racist but the illegals are starting to take a lot of other peoples jobs and stuff and they always seem to do inconsiderate things like that and i guess i just wanted something to take out some stress on, so i thought about it for a few minutes but eventually decided not to because it is too much of a chicken shit thing to do. I figured that i should just wait to whoop his ass if i was gonna key his car but i was in a hurry cause i was following my mom to this restraunt so i just let it go.

Well boys, it's cocksuckers like this fucking pussy who do this shit. Yeah, he supposedly didn't do it this time but he considered it.....probably did it before.

A first rate fucking pussy, you are, asshole.

MrJackMeHoff · 07-26-2004, 12:28 AM

This happens to moderately cool cars all the time. People always just try to look in my windows and stand around my cars. Never keyed though.

Triple 6 · 07-26-2004, 12:34 AM

keying sucks. Heres what also sucks..

It was raining the other night, 3am, i hear a car slide outside and hit another car - a parked car that is. By the time i looked at the window they were gone. I went out to find that they had spun out making a turn off a street, and crashed into my neighbors truck... IF THAT WAS MY CAR I would have hunted them down and dented their car with their head!!! Fuckin losers hit n run

wargames · 07-26-2004, 12:40 AM

My buddy just got his clk 500 slashed on the driver door big and deep. To many fucking haters in this world.

quiet · 07-26-2004, 03:06 AM

Pulp Fiction.

sorry to hear that DH, fucking assholes.

etech · 07-26-2004, 03:10 AM

My brother once caught a person who was keying his car, he beat the hell out of him.....

Manowar · 07-26-2004, 03:25 AM

it sucks that random people just damage your stuff for no reason nowdays

Steelhead · 07-26-2004, 03:28 AM

Hang their balls from a cherry tree!

TheViper · 07-26-2004, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
Jealous motherfuckers.

Unfortunately they are everywhere Drinkinghard.

pimplink · 07-26-2004, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Some motherfucker just laid a huge keying to my Audi. This is the 2nd time it's happened in a month.

First it happened to my trunk, now a big scratch across my rear quarterpanel.

Jesus christ why are people so lame!!? If I catch this fucker I am not going to call the cops, I am going to literally shove that key right up his ass!

Now I have to go find touch up paint that will match the color. Arrrrgh!!

DH

I hate that shit too, man

hova · 07-26-2004, 03:40 AM

Shoot the bastards

JFK · 07-26-2004, 05:38 AM

Sorry to hear that DH, I had My new Jag keyed the first day I had it. On my last one they ripped off the hood ornament , as well as key the trunk. Bunch of Fucking losers

EviLGuY · 07-26-2004, 05:42 AM

Its just part of the cost of ownership when you have a nice car, these days.

Brad Mitchell · 07-26-2004, 06:41 AM

grrr

sorry to hear about this man! I hope they get raped in jail.

Brad

Peaches · 07-26-2004, 06:50 AM

Ah, the joys of owning crappy cars and never washing them

I don't ever have to worry about this

Hope you catch the guy/gal DH!!

sixxxth_sense · 07-26-2004, 06:52 AM

same shit happened to me, my friend and I took a couple of Portugese girls to the place, most of the mofos in there were Portugese, they were jelous! I came out later to find my car scrached, i went back in there and yelled out "who's the motherfucker that scrached my car" about 15 times and got nothing out of nobody. Fucking faceless pussies!!!

SleazyDream · 07-26-2004, 06:55 AM

jimmyf · 07-26-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marzzo
Twice in 1 month? Sounds like a stalker...

or someone that does not like him

Sony · 07-26-2004, 07:05 AM

whatta coward..

NiteRain · 07-26-2004, 07:27 AM

Sounds like someone you know, that hates yah, ex-gf perhaps. At least someone who knows how much you like your car. The are probably right there next to you faking how shocked they are that someone would do that to your car.

CDSmith · 07-26-2004, 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by etech
My brother once caught a person who was keying his car, he beat the hell out of him.....

Sweeet.

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	All People That "Key" Cars Should Be Shot And Pissed On!! Some motherfucker just laid a huge keying to my Audi. This is the 2nd time it's happened in a month. First it happened to my trunk, now a big scratch across my rear quarterpanel. Jesus christ why are people so lame!!? If I catch this fucker I am not going to call the cops, I am going to literally shove that key right up his ass! Now I have to go find touch up paint that will match the color. Arrrrgh!! DH

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Trunk got keyed a month ago... ERRRRR I would make it a law that if caught, the person who keyed a car gets his or her arm cut off.

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Zerof8 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,245	this thread came right out of pulp fiction yeah man that is fucked up. I almost keyed this guys car the other day because he really pissed me off, he fuckin parked next to me on my drivers side and left like 4 inches inbetween my door and his car and he had like 1ft until the line on the other side and a whole empty parking space, plus it was obviously a wet backs truck not that i am racist but the illegals are starting to take a lot of other peoples jobs and stuff and they always seem to do inconsiderate things like that and i guess i just wanted something to take out some stress on, so i thought about it for a few minutes but eventually decided not to because it is too much of a chicken shit thing to do. I figured that i should just wait to whoop his ass if i was gonna key his car but i was in a hurry cause i was following my mom to this restraunt so i just let it go.

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