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Rexk · 07-26-2004, 09:24 AM

There once was a man name of Cass...who coated his testes with brass...when they jangled together...in wet stormy weather...lightning shot outta his ass

dropped9 · 07-26-2004, 09:33 AM

You think the average GFYer is gunna know what a limmerick is?

Tala · 07-26-2004, 09:36 AM

Okay, fine, here's the ancient one that almost everyone already knows.

There once was a man from Nantucket
with a dick so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a c.unt I would fuck it."

MattO · 07-26-2004, 09:39 AM

There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She yelled "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

Tala · 07-26-2004, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She yelled "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

sickkittens · 07-26-2004, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
You think the average GFYer is gunna know what a limmerick is?

No. But they will have the time to figure it out and make up a whole bunch of them.

Rexk · 07-26-2004, 09:49 AM

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she was minus a tit..and she stunk like shit
but think of the money he'd save

Dildozer · 07-26-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rexk
There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she was minus a tit..and she stunk like shit
but think of the money he'd save

Rexk · 07-26-2004, 10:01 AM

There once was a man name of Herm
who was blessed with a geyser-like worm
though its size wasnt much...its volume was such
that his lovers did backstroke in sperm

JerseyPuma · 07-26-2004, 10:08 AM

There once was a man from Peru,
Who fell asleep in a canoe,
While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis,
and woke up with a big ball of goo.

Dagwolf · 07-26-2004, 10:17 AM

There once was a guy named RexK
It seems he had nothing to say.
So he started a thread
With limericks instead
And the rest of us all ran away.

Dagwolf · 07-26-2004, 10:20 AM

Oh wait, that wasn't dirty:

There once was a guy named RexK
Who needed sex in a bad way
He fucked a tree stump
A camel he humped
Three dogs, and a cat, and a gay.

Rexk · 07-26-2004, 10:33 AM

Dagwolf did not really think
when he decided to suck off a twink
he sucked and he slurped..then loudly burped
at the same time he was stroking his dink

Manowar · 07-26-2004, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
There was a young plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She yelled "Stop your plumbing!
There's somebody coming!"
Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

Gunni · 07-26-2004, 10:50 AM

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!

07-26-2004, 09:24 AM	#1
Rexk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 704	Dirty Limmericks...Post Em There once was a man name of Cass...who coated his testes with brass...when they jangled together...in wet stormy weather...lightning shot outta his ass __________________

07-26-2004, 09:36 AM	#3
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Okay, fine, here's the ancient one that almost everyone already knows. There once was a man from Nantucket with a dick so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a c.unt I would fuck it." __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

07-26-2004, 09:49 AM	#7
Rexk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 704	There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave she was minus a tit..and she stunk like shit but think of the money he'd save __________________

07-26-2004, 10:01 AM	#9
Rexk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 704	There once was a man name of Herm who was blessed with a geyser-like worm though its size wasnt much...its volume was such that his lovers did backstroke in sperm __________________

07-26-2004, 10:08 AM	#10
JerseyPuma Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: FL Posts: 1,149	There once was a man from Peru, Who fell asleep in a canoe, While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis, and woke up with a big ball of goo. __________________ LOVERCASH.COM good dating sites.

07-26-2004, 09:33 AM	#2
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	You think the average GFYer is gunna know what a limmerick is?

07-26-2004, 09:39 AM	#4
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	There was a young plumber from Leigh Who was plumbing a girl by the sea She yelled "Stop your plumbing! There's somebody coming!" Cried the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"

07-26-2004, 10:17 AM	#11
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	There once was a guy named RexK It seems he had nothing to say. So he started a thread With limericks instead And the rest of us all ran away. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

07-26-2004, 10:20 AM	#12
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Oh wait, that wasn't dirty: There once was a guy named RexK Who needed sex in a bad way He fucked a tree stump A camel he humped Three dogs, and a cat, and a gay. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

07-26-2004, 10:33 AM	#13
Rexk Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 704	Dagwolf did not really think when he decided to suck off a twink he sucked and he slurped..then loudly burped at the same time he was stroking his dink __________________

07-26-2004, 10:50 AM	#15
Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own!