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New Staff Members on the Bunny Ranch!
By special request I've added a bunch of new members to the staff page including Evil Chris, Luke Mccoy, Keev, Silent Bob, Gunner, and Diva.
Diva is my favorite. Her new job title is "Director of rent-my-rack-for-your-promotional-needs"..... ![]() Check out the rest of the new staff members on the Bunny Ranch!
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So Fucking Fabulous
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Thanks for the job!
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Sadly I missed the cut.
But Wendys Manager said I have GREAT potential. |
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good to know...keeping it fresh in there
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I just got my acceptance letter via icq from the man himself....
Congrats on your recent acceptance to be on the staff on Rochard's Bunny Ranch. Founding Father Rochard ![]()
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OMG!!!! I just noticed Laura's Bunny picture. Who is she kissing???
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welcome everyone to the staff - stay away from my corner office!!!
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In an effort to promote goodwill be the United States and your cold ass country I have include you as well. But your title was rejected and I had to change it. Congrats on your promotion!
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Nearly everyone who contacted me this past week about being a staff email did so via email and got hit with my new disclaimer:
DISCLAIMER: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.
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Well thank you. I am honored.
But I better get off the board before I cry. |
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When they fired P1mpdog from Micky-Ds, he went to Wendy's. Go figure, he must of paid someone off. Funny, I don't see Trey's pic???? |
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lol funny shit
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btw, please tell me gunner did NOT eat this!!!!
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Did Nasty D get fired?
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Great staff, hope they all make it to Florida this August
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![]() This is still my favorite Bunny Ranch employee! And coincidentally my favorite "Bunny" as well! :-) Yummy Yanks Danielle with her beautiful face and Ohhhh so fine little tushy!!!! ![]() ![]() |
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My favorite bunny ranch employee:
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![]() The SEXIEST member of the Bunny Ranch! What do you think girls?....or guys? hehe
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He looks pretty hardcore.
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Niko- I think you have a crush on our lovely Danielle!!!!!! ![]()
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ITS NIKO BIMINI !!!!!!!!!
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WOW some great new members to the bunny ranch. Diva and Gunner my co workers. WOOT!!!
I comfortable in my sexuality enough to say Nik is one sexy bitch and a great guy to boot. i would hit it. ![]()
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Oh don't get me all excited now Yanks girl!!!!!!!! |
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niko should be infront of the camera, not behind it. sexy beast.
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Where do I apply? LMAO
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This is one hell of a guy!!
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How about a naked pic Nik?!! HA!
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They would much rather see naked pics of sexy Tiffany Paris or one of the other HOT LightSpeed girls!! ![]() ![]() |
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I don't know...I think I would rather see Niko naked!!
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Monday BUMP!!!
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All right! Finally part of the staff!
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