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  • Fletch XXX
    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
    • Jan 2002
    • 60840

    #1

    How to identify a newbie

    They think Brad Shaws name is: Brad Shaw

    They actually bookmark the "Is there any money in starting a TGP" threads

    They think MikeAI has two last name initials.

    any others?


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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #2
    whats a sig?
    Sig heil

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    • Easton
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2002
      • 9825

      #3
      they don't know who Lensman is
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      • BVF
        Black Vagina Finder
        • Jan 2002
        • 13975

        #4
        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
        They think Brad Shaws name is: Brad Shaw
        then i'm still a newb

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        • TDF
          Triple OG nigga on GFY
          • Mar 2002
          • 27296

          #5
          Originally posted by Easton
          they don't know who Lensman is




          or consider him god
          Sig heil

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          • Tala
            Fucked if I know
            • Dec 2002
            • 23368

            #6
            What's a tgp?

            Who is the Hun?

            How does html work?

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            • kaliboy2g
              So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
              • Jun 2004
              • 10963

              #7
              Originally posted by Easton
              they don't know who Lensman is
              or who owns GFY
              Care about me?
              Who?
              Me!
              Who?

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              • herbal logic
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 1172

                #8
                posting pics from 1999 and thinking it will be the best thread ever

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                • kaliboy2g
                  So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 10963

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Tala
                  How does html work?

                  Thats too harsh
                  Care about me?
                  Who?
                  Me!
                  Who?

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                  • Dugan
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 856

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BVF
                    then i'm still a newb
                    same here,
                    but how did knowing two webmasters names get up there as being a newb? who the fuck cares what there names are? half the people on this board use aliases anyways.

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                    • evildick

                      #11
                      The old "hotlinking images from your hard drive" trick is a pretty reliable sign.

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                      • Fletch XXX
                        GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 60840

                        #12
                        people who take Fletch XXX dumb threads too seriously

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                        • kak_azn
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 3055

                          #13
                          I am the group admin!

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                          • Tala
                            Fucked if I know
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 23368

                            #14
                            Originally posted by evildick
                            The old "hotlinking images from your hard drive" trick is a pretty reliable sign.


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                            • MrIzzz
                              If u touch it, I will cum
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 22923

                              #15
                              they have small sigs


                              WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                              • maxjohan
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 7219

                                #16
                                They think they will do 1:10 with any
                                kind of traffic.

                                I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                • AnalProbe
                                  pain in the Ass
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 3727

                                  #17
                                  Test.

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                                  • Jer
                                    God is Brazilian
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 10601

                                    #18
                                    people who doesn't know where God is from

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                                    • darnit
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 2439

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tala
                                      Who is the Hun?
                                      Or:

                                      How does the Hun have so much traffic?

                                      How long till the Hun lists me?

                                      Why wont the Hun list me?

                                      How much money will i make from a gallery on the Hun?

                                      etc.

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                                      • TDF
                                        Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 27296

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by evildick
                                        The old "hotlinking images from your hard drive" trick is a pretty reliable sign.


                                        can you contact me via icq plz
                                        Sig heil

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                                        • hova
                                          Traffillionaire
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 22430

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by evildick
                                          The old "hotlinking images from your hard drive" trick is a pretty reliable sign.

                                          hehe
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                                          • Jer
                                            God is Brazilian
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 10601

                                            #22
                                            they don't know how good looking Juicy is

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                                            • pxxx
                                              First African GFY Member
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 12114

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                              people who take Fletch XXX dumb threads too seriously

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                                              • NoCarrier
                                                We need more free porn
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 16356

                                                #24
                                                They start threads like that one :

                                                From Martin32 :

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                                                Last edited by NoCarrier; 07-25-2004, 06:17 PM.

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                                                • Jer
                                                  God is Brazilian
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 10601

                                                  #25
                                                  they think there's such thing as "public domain" porn content

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                                                  • kaliboy2g
                                                    So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 10963

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kak_azn
                                                    I am the group admin!
                                                    hello cock azn
                                                    Care about me?
                                                    Who?
                                                    Me!
                                                    Who?

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                                                    • pussyluver
                                                      Clueless OleMan
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 11009

                                                      #27
                                                      MrIZZZ - that's a strike

                                                      Your big sig

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                                                      • PatrickKing
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 2096

                                                        #28
                                                        They get mad when they come onto the board anouncing themselves and get mad when told "go Fuck Yourself".
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                                                        • Aric
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 1209

                                                          #29
                                                          people who think post count equals credibility.
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                                                          • bawdy
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 1424

                                                            #30
                                                            <--- when it say 'i am probably spamming' they complain that they are not spamming

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                                                            • evildick

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                              can you contact me via icq plz
                                                              Sure, just waiting for you to authorize. I didn't have ICQ installed on this computer, another sign of a newbie!

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                                                              • kahloz
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2004
                                                                • 230

                                                                #32
                                                                hI i'M' nEw!11! LollL!!1!!

                                                                wHaTz a tgP or GfY??/??

                                                                LoL!!1!!11

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                                                                • TDF
                                                                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 27296

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by evildick
                                                                  Sure, just waiting for you to authorize. I didn't have ICQ installed on this computer, another sign of a newbie!



                                                                  Sig heil

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                                                                  • pine
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 1373

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                    they have small sigs
                                                                    Fix your sig.
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                                                                    • sickkittens
                                                                      I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                      • 25100

                                                                      #35
                                                                      They have less than 37372 posts.

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                                                                      • devilspost
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                        • 3980

                                                                        #36
                                                                        How does the hun make money? giving away so much free pron???

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                                                                        • brizzad
                                                                          holla
                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                          • 11769

                                                                          #37
                                                                          i can usually tell they're a newb by the registration date or post count

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                                                                          • mary34d
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                            • 3358

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by kaliboy2g
                                                                            or who owns GFY
                                                                            or gfy is an adult.com company


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                                                                            • Doc911
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 3695

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by darnit
                                                                              Or:

                                                                              How does the Hun have so much traffic?

                                                                              How long till the Hun lists me?

                                                                              Why wont the Hun list me?

                                                                              How much money will i make from a gallery on the Hun?

                                                                              etc.
                                                                              You for got the ever faithful.

                                                                              How Much Bandwith will I use?
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                                                                              • Doc911
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 3695

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by darnit
                                                                                Or:

                                                                                How does the Hun have so much traffic?

                                                                                How long till the Hun lists me?

                                                                                Why wont the Hun list me?

                                                                                How much money will i make from a gallery on the Hun?

                                                                                etc.

                                                                                Don't forget the:

                                                                                How much bandwith will i use threads???...


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                                                                                • Holly
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 10017

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                                  Don't forget the:

                                                                                  How much bandwith will i use threads???...
                                                                                  Or they double post about the same thing.
















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                                                                                  • jayeff
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2001
                                                                                    • 2944

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    They haven't got over-inflated egos...

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                                                                                    • Dagwolf
                                                                                      President of Canada
                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                      • 23141

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jer
                                                                                      they think there's such thing as "public domain" porn content
                                                                                      I have some. It's over 80 years old...
                                                                                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                                      • Dagwolf
                                                                                        President of Canada
                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                        • 23141

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by kahloz
                                                                                        hI i'M' nEw!11! LollL!!1!!

                                                                                        wHaTz a tgP or GfY??/??

                                                                                        LoL!!1!!11

                                                                                        Stunning and eloquent!
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                                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 60840

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by jayeff
                                                                                          They haven't got over-inflated egos...
                                                                                          i think someone is digging DEEP INTO THE PSYCHE now

                                                                                          hahahah


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                                                                                          • Fletch XXX
                                                                                            GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                            • Jan 2002
                                                                                            • 60840

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            for the record since I see some of your panties in a bunch people... this thread was about NEWBIES TO THIS BOARD.

                                                                                            nothing else.

                                                                                            I like wacthing people dig deep though.

                                                                                            I have posted on dozens of boards and newbie bashing is EVERYWHERE.

                                                                                            One thing I notice about this board is the consitency of people that think neqwbies are for some reason special.

                                                                                            jesus, have any of you posted on NON INDUSTRY BOARDS where the newbies get bashed 100% more than this Hug Me board? How about punk boards where hate and raqcism is like talk of sponsors????

                                                                                            this place is a fucking kindergarten to half the boards I visit.

                                                                                            i doubt 80% of you could post without getting rapped up in hateful flaming on message boards that are not industry related.

                                                                                            hahaha

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                                                                                            • darnit
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                              • 2439

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                              for the record since I see some of your panties in a bunch people... this thread was about NEWBIES TO THIS BOARD.

                                                                                              nothing else.

                                                                                              I like wacthing people dig deep though.

                                                                                              I have posted on dozens of boards and newbie bashing is EVERYWHERE.

                                                                                              One thing I notice about this board is the consitency of people that think neqwbies are for some reason special.

                                                                                              jesus, have any of you posted on NON INDUSTRY BOARDS where the newbies get bashed 100% more than this Hug Me board? How about punk boards where hate and raqcism is like talk of sponsors????

                                                                                              this place is a fucking kindergarten to half the boards I visit.

                                                                                              i doubt 80% of you could post without getting rapped up in hateful flaming on message boards that are not industry related.

                                                                                              hahaha
                                                                                              noob

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                                                                                              • brizzad
                                                                                                holla
                                                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                                                • 11769

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                                for the record since I see some of your panties in a bunch people... this thread was about NEWBIES TO THIS BOARD.

                                                                                                nothing else.

                                                                                                I like wacthing people dig deep though.

                                                                                                I have posted on dozens of boards and newbie bashing is EVERYWHERE.

                                                                                                One thing I notice about this board is the consitency of people that think neqwbies are for some reason special.

                                                                                                jesus, have any of you posted on NON INDUSTRY BOARDS where the newbies get bashed 100% more than this Hug Me board? How about punk boards where hate and raqcism is like talk of sponsors????

                                                                                                this place is a fucking kindergarten to half the boards I visit.

                                                                                                i doubt 80% of you could post without getting rapped up in hateful flaming on message boards that are not industry related.

                                                                                                hahaha

                                                                                                its the marijuana talking

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                                                                                                • Lauren
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                  • 1439

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  they felt elated when called a 'tranny'

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                                                                                                  • Shortbread
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                                    • 2181

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    They don't know where the search function is.

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