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04-30-2001, 08:12 PM
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I had sex with Britney Spears
I went to the Fleetcenter here in Boston to get an autograph from Britney Spears. Well to my surprise, not, the place was packed. So I waited for about 3 hours, and then she had to pack up and leave. So I was stuck there for another half hour. So finally I decided to go out a back way. Then it led me into her dressing room. She was getting changed and was half undressed. I appologized, but said that it was alright and she wanted me to hang out with her. Then we had a conversation for another hour or so, and then we just stared kissing. The whole time she was in her skimpy bra and short leather dress. So then it all kind of happened. She even supplied the condom.
wow, what a day I had. [This message has been edited by MattressKing (edited 04-30-2001).] |
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04-30-2001, 08:15 PM
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Location: Montreal
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Who is your pusher? I need some of that crack of yours ...
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04-30-2001, 08:29 PM
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First '1 in 30 ratio, over 5000 sign ups', then 'More hits per day then the hun', and now intercourse with the self-proclaimed virgin Britney Spears... What's next? oh nevermind, I don't really bother, this is just lame and childish bs.
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04-30-2001, 08:40 PM
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I have stayed quiet through all of your bullshit postings cuz I thought it would look spiteful due to your attacks on me but...
You make thousands and thousand a day  .You get more hits than the Hun .You have now fucked Brittany .May I, personally, say GFY with the utmost respect of course  ! |
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04-30-2001, 08:42 PM
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Location: Kansas
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That's okay. A friend of mine told me this story that happened to him the other day:
Buffy was about to destroy him in his coffin (he's a vampire, don't you know) when the sun went below the horizon & he woke up. He grabbed her wrist before she was able to drive the stake through his heart. With a magic spell (he's a mage also, don't you know), he entered her mind & made her his human servant. They made wild passionate love but she left him unsatisified. Now he's making gothic sites both non-adult & adult. He's trying to get enough money saved up (not being able to work during the day limits his chances for getting good work, don't you know) to make his way to meet Elvira his soul mate. If you want to visit his sites, just go to NightBard's Gothic Erotica & NightBard13's Gothic Dreams. Just don't tell him that I sent you because I don't want to be bitten again (one more bite & I become his human servant, don't you know). ------------------ Moongem Erotica Moongem Fiction |
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04-30-2001, 08:45 PM
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Why dont you go back to selling fucking matresses? (oh wait you must've sucked at that so you're here...)
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04-30-2001, 08:48 PM
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I think the posts are great! If you want the same old B.S. (posted over and over and over)
Then go over to Porncity. I know Ive been permently banned from there! I believe MatressQueen has too. So no B.S. over there. |
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04-30-2001, 09:00 PM
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I like bs posting when there's real wit to it. I find MatressKing's posts rather dull.
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04-30-2001, 09:18 PM
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OMG!! You had sex with BRITNEY????? That is SO funny cause just the other day, me and my man got into a HUGE fight cause I ate her out and he wasnt there to watch!
------------------ "We are all porn stars , just some of us are brave enough to do it on film!"  Jamie's Stable |
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04-30-2001, 09:26 PM
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You know what Exxxotica, you're absolutely right! That's what makes this place fun is the cool people. You have my apologies MatressKing
 ------------------ Adult Revenue Service- with Maxcash I converted 1:3600 (mostly to Kara's) but with ARS I convert 1:375 or better with SAME TGP TRAFFIC (I can prove with screen shots)! Join with this link and feel free to email me for help/info(I'll respond quickly!) |
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04-30-2001, 09:27 PM
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Hello april. I know you've been ignoring since that post. But what if I went around ranting and raving about all the women on the this board being bitches. I think I would have caught hell the same way you did.
Anyways, I don't post these threads to make this board more interesting, sweetjimmy already does that. I post these threads becase most of you are too uptight. You need to relax and have fun. We're in the smut industry, I work 15 hours a day with this and my day job. I'm nearly going gray already I think. I need to have a few laughs every now and then. Quote:
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04-30-2001, 09:27 PM
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Spread out they might be funny, but day after day, stacks of BS laid out a mile long and ten feet high is abit much. Sounds more like a 3rd grade class with the my Dad is better and bigger and richer and and and and and... Sheesh
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04-30-2001, 09:30 PM
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Also, I don't post them day after day, I just did that with the hun and this one. This board is much more fun than the others, if you go to porncity and awi, you'll notice I usually post regular topics. But this board is my fav, why not?
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04-30-2001, 09:33 PM
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I found this rather entertainging
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05-01-2001, 06:51 AM
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Well at least it was an interesting read for the morning...
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05-01-2001, 08:36 AM
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Ya ok...but I humped her in the bum bum.
You only in her ta-ta |
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05-01-2001, 09:49 AM
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Location: Boston, MA
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MattressKing
Isn't it the New Boston Garden I'm in Malden so the next time you get her and you're in the mood to share let me know------------------ Free AVS Links |
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05-01-2001, 09:52 AM
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<h2>People people!</h2>
This guy obviously just wants a dvd player! Fuck him... fuck him. |
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05-01-2001, 10:49 AM
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errrr fleet center. You live in malden? lol, I live in corney brooks
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05-01-2001, 08:29 PM
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mattress, no offense, but I never recalled anything interesting on awi from you... but heh, who am I to know what's at awi
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05-01-2001, 08:39 PM
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LOL
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