Anyone Want Bodyguards For The Florida Show? - GoFuckYourself.com

KRL · 07-24-2004, 09:32 PM

If anyone needs professional special security guys or drivers while they're out and about here in Florida in August, let me know and I'll hook it up for you.

Varius · 07-24-2004, 09:34 PM

Can I get some who only use medieval weaponry to protect me ??

On a serious note, a driver might be nice instead of trying to find cabs....how much do they go for ?

BRISK · 07-24-2004, 09:41 PM

Why would anyone need security guards? Isn't everyone on GFY a super tough guy? Sure sounds like it.

detoxed · 07-24-2004, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Why would anyone need security guards? Isn't everyone on GFY a super tough guy? Sure sounds like it.

Rich super tough guys still need bodyguards.

FlyingIguana · 07-24-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
If anyone needs professional special security guys or drivers while they're out and about here in Florida in August, let me know and I'll hook it up for you.

i'll be your bodyguard

nothing gets through an iguana

KRL · 07-24-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
Can I get some who only use medieval weaponry to protect me ??

On a serious note, a driver might be nice instead of trying to find cabs....how much do they go for ?

$50 to $95 / hr depending on what size limo you want.

Varius · 07-24-2004, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
$50 to $95 / hr depending on what size limo you want.

Hrm I'll let you know Monday when I find out if my gf will be coming with me or not....would be a nice treat for her

(and hopefully for me later hehe).

Thx

KRL · 07-24-2004, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Why would anyone need security guards? Isn't everyone on GFY a super tough guy? Sure sounds like it.

A lot of adult guys carry big cash wads, have ultra expensive watches and jewelry, expensive cameras, laptops, etc. They go outside the hotel clubbing already half toasted, don't know where the fuck they are, etc. and nasty stuff can happen.

Some guys like security guys by their side to handle webmasters they've had problems with.

Some guys like 'em just for the fun of it.

It all depends what your needs and desires are.

BRISK · 07-24-2004, 09:53 PM

I just had an idea for a business.

Keyboard Warrior Security, Inc.

A personal security service that provides the BEST keyboard warriors to personally guard you. They will have the most extensive training in the art of flaming your attackers in any online environment including message boards, instant messages, and email.

Keyboard Warrior Security is your first line of defense against would be online attackers.
Call us today at 1-800-KEYWARS

BRISK · 07-24-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
A lot of adult guys carry big cash wads, have ultra expensive watches and jewelry, expensive cameras, laptops, etc. They go outside the hotel clubbing already half toasted, don't know where the fuck they are, etc. and nasty stuff can happen.

Some guys like security guys by their side to handle webmasters they've had problems with.

Some guys like 'em just for the fun of it.

It all depends what your needs and desires are.

I was making a joke (sarcasm). My point was that everyone on GFY thinks they're a super tough guy.

KRL · 07-24-2004, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I just had an idea for a business.

Keyboard Warrior Security, Inc.

A personal security service that provides the BEST keyboard warriors to personally guard you. They will have the most extensive training in the art of flaming your attackers in any online environment including message boards, instant messages, and email.

Keyboard Warrior Security is your first line of defense against would be online attackers.
Call us today at 1-800-KEYWARS

AMP?

KRL · 07-24-2004, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I was making a joke (sarcasm). My point was that everyone on GFY thinks they're a super tough guy.

Yeh, but when you're drunk off your ass like a lot of webmasters get, doesn't matter how tough you are, you're walking around not knowing which way is up.

Varius · 07-24-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
I was making a joke (sarcasm). My point was that everyone on GFY thinks they're a super tough guy.

I'm 6'3, 240 with piercings and tatoos. I've done some hardcore wrestling in the past, and I came out of a barfight with some Nicaraguans and Columbians over here once with only a scratch

Can I qualify?

hydro · 07-24-2004, 09:58 PM

security is good to have if your going to be drunk off your ass in an unkown city. at least then the only one who might try to rape you would be your body gaurd

Varius · 07-24-2004, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Yeh, but when you're drunk off your ass like a lot of webmasters get, doesn't matter how tough you are, you're walking around not knowing which way is up.

Only one solution: Drunken Kung-Fu!

toddler · 07-24-2004, 09:58 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
AMP?

ouch

KRL · 07-24-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
I'm 6'3, 240 with piercings and tatoos. I've done some hardcore wrestling in the past, and I came out of a barfight with some Nicaraguans and Columbians over here once with only a scratch

Can I qualify?

Getting into barfights with Columbians is not a good idea though.

Those fuckers are nasty with payback after the fact.

graphicsbytia · 07-24-2004, 10:00 PM

I wouldn't mind having a body guard..

a big dark haired muscular guy with great big hands please

BRISK · 07-24-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
I'm 6'3, 240 with piercings and tatoos. I've done some hardcore wrestling in the past, and I came out of a barfight with some Nicaraguans and Columbians over here once with only a scratch

Can I qualify?

Yes, the size of your e-penis qualifies you as a GFY super tough guy.

Congratulations.

p1mpdogg · 07-24-2004, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
If anyone needs professional special security guys or drivers while they're out and about here in Florida in August, let me know and I'll hook it up for you.

KRL, i think i need a couple... how much?

Varius · 07-24-2004, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Getting into barfights with Columbians is not a good idea though.

Those fuckers are nasty with payback after the fact.

That's definately true......I posted here once before how I've seen Columbians in clubs just walk up to a guy and shoot him in the face, then walk out (only few feet away from me).

However in the other fight, it was at a party far away and once we were able to throw everyone off our friend and get outta the bar, we hightailed it never to return there again

Varius · 07-24-2004, 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Yes, the size of your e-penis qualifies you as a GFY super tough guy.

Congratulations.

hehehe damn, how did you figure out my secret identity ?

Shoehorn! · 07-24-2004, 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
If anyone needs professional special security guys or drivers while they're out and about here in Florida in August, let me know and I'll hook it up for you.

What's the rate on a bodyguard, and what does it include?

Fletch XXX · 07-24-2004, 10:04 PM

word is i have some STALKERS

some of you really need a fucking life.

come get some if you want some.

Varius · 07-24-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
word is i have some STALKERS

some of you really need a fucking life.

come get some if you want some.

Smash your enemies

Fletch XXX · 07-24-2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Varius
Smash your enemies

one of the absolute best songs ever hammered out.

"I hope I'm alive.
To witness your demise.
Make you feel my sorrow.
Encompass all my pain.
That I've felt for years.
Dreading each dying day.
Hanging by a thread.
On the edge of my sanity.

When I wake up the real nightmare begins.

Will I make through my time
in living hell?
Do I possess the strength to
smash my fears into the ground?
I've tried to be strong.
I've tried to overcome but
I don't think I possess the
strength to carry on.
I'm torn between, and there's
no right choice.
I've gotta fight back.
I won't be scarred for life."

i listen to it every morning.

monaro · 07-24-2004, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
I'm 6'3, 240 with piercings and tatoos. I've done some hardcore wrestling in the past, and I came out of a barfight with some Nicaraguans and Columbians over here once with only a scratch

Can I qualify?

Can i be your friend?

Varius · 07-24-2004, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
one of the absolute best songs ever hammered out.

"I hope I'm alive.
To witness your demise.
Make you feel my sorrow.
Encompass all my pain.
That I've felt for years.
Dreading each dying day.
Hanging by a thread.
On the edge of my sanity.

When I wake up the real nightmare begins.

Will I make through my time
in living hell?
Do I possess the strength to
smash my fears into the ground?
I've tried to be strong.
I've tried to overcome but
I don't think I possess the
strength to carry on.
I'm torn between, and there's
no right choice.
I've gotta fight back.
I won't be scarred for life."

i listen to it every morning.

I've seen Hatebreed like 4 times

I also like "Know your enemies" (only one word difference hehe)....by RATM & Tool (live version)

Varius · 07-24-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by monaro
Can i be your friend?

What;s in it for me?

Varius · 07-24-2004, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Varius
I've seen Hatebreed like 4 times

I also like "Know your enemies" (only one word difference hehe)....by RATM & Tool (live version)

Huh!
Yeah, we're comin' back then with another bombtrack
Think ya know what it's all about
Huh!
Hey yo, so check this out
Yeah!
Know your enemy!

Come on!

Born with insight and a raised fist
A witness to the slit wrist, that's with
As we move into '92
Still in a room without a view
Ya got to know
Ya got to know
That when I say go, go, go
Amp up and amplify
Defy
I'm a brother with a furious mind
Action must be taken
We don't need the key
We'll break in

Something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em

Fist in ya face, in the place
And I'll drop the style clearly
Know your enemy...Know your enemy!
Yeah!

Hey yo, and dick with this...uggh!
Word is born
Fight the war, fuck the norm
Now I got no patience
So sick of complacence
With the D the E the F the I the A the N the C the E
Mind of a revolutionary
So clear the lane
The finger to the land of the chains
What? The land of the free?
Whoever told you that is your enemy

Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em

Now action must be taken
We don't need the key
We'll break in

I've got no patience now
So sick of complacence now
I've got no patience now
So sick of complacence now
Sick of sick of sick of sick of you
Time has come to pay...
Know your enemy!

Come on!
Yes I know my enemies
They're the teachers who taught me to fight me
Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission
Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American dreams (8 times)
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams
All of which are American dreams

robfantasy · 07-24-2004, 10:15 PM

haha ya hire one to kick some web warriors ass

GTS Mark · 07-25-2004, 12:19 AM

I thought all the big ballers had a security detail? Here is mine from last Internext in Vegas. Meet Tiny and Gino....

DH

KRL · 07-25-2004, 12:55 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I thought all the big ballers had a security detail? Here is mine from last Internext in Vegas. Meet Tiny and Gino....

DH

Very Nice DH! Don't fuck with da Tiny or da Gino for sure.

KRL · 07-25-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
What's the rate on a bodyguard, and what does it include?

Depends if you want just beefy bouncer types or armed ready to rock pro's. The "packing" guys are more and have way more skills. But usually the beeferoni guys are just as effective cause of their size and intimidating look. Also if you want round the clock or just during parties, and if you want one guy or a team of guys.

Lace · 07-25-2004, 01:15 AM

I want AaronM as my bodyguard.

How much for that man?

cosis · 07-25-2004, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I thought all the big ballers had a security detail? Here is mine from last Internext in Vegas. Meet Tiny and Gino....

DH

LOL I was just waiting for DH to post this pic

blazin · 07-25-2004, 01:26 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
A lot of adult guys carry big cash wads, have ultra expensive watches and jewelry, expensive cameras, laptops, etc. They go outside the hotel clubbing already half toasted, don't know where the fuck they are, etc. and nasty stuff can happen.

Some guys like security guys by their side to handle webmasters they've had problems with.

Some guys like 'em just for the fun of it.

It all depends what your needs and desires are.

or some webmasters are keyboard warriors on the board....

....but are pussy's in real life and can't back their talk

erehwon · 07-25-2004, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Depends if you want just beefy bouncer types or armed ready to rock pro's. The "packing" guys are more and have way more skills. But usually the beeferoni guys are just as effective cause of their size and intimidating look. Also if you want round the clock or just during parties, and if you want one guy or a team of guys.

I generally keep a very low profile, but I REALLY want this team of gunslingers working my detail!

Manowar · 07-25-2004, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by erehwon

p1mpdogg's protection team ?

Babagirls · 07-25-2004, 02:18 AM

i dont need any body guards......bring the bitches on.

pxxx · 07-25-2004, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Getting into barfights with Columbians is not a good idea though.

Those fuckers are nasty with payback after the fact.

True!

Theo · 07-25-2004, 02:30 AM

$150/day + expenses and i'll have you the toughest albanians there. I can tell you, you'll be scared to look them in the eyes....

Trax · 07-25-2004, 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
$150/day + expenses and i'll have you the toughest albanians there. I can tell you, you'll be scared to look them in the eyes....

sold lol

alexg · 07-25-2004, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I just had an idea for a business.

Keyboard Warrior Security, Inc.

A personal security service that provides the BEST keyboard warriors to personally guard you. They will have the most extensive training in the art of flaming your attackers in any online environment including message boards, instant messages, and email.

Keyboard Warrior Security is your first line of defense against would be online attackers.
Call us today at 1-800-KEYWARS

07-24-2004, 09:32 PM	#1
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07-24-2004, 09:41 PM	#3
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Why would anyone need security guards? Isn't everyone on GFY a super tough guy? Sure sounds like it. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-24-2004, 09:53 PM	#9
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	I just had an idea for a business. Keyboard Warrior Security, Inc. A personal security service that provides the BEST keyboard warriors to personally guard you. They will have the most extensive training in the art of flaming your attackers in any online environment including message boards, instant messages, and email. Keyboard Warrior Security is your first line of defense against would be online attackers. Call us today at 1-800-KEYWARS __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

07-24-2004, 10:04 PM	#24
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07-24-2004, 09:34 PM	#2
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Can I get some who only use medieval weaponry to protect me ?? On a serious note, a driver might be nice instead of trying to find cabs....how much do they go for ?

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	security is good to have if your going to be drunk off your ass in an unkown city. at least then the only one who might try to rape you would be your body gaurd

07-24-2004, 10:00 PM	#18
graphicsbytia Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,618	I wouldn't mind having a body guard.. a big dark haired muscular guy with great big hands please

07-25-2004, 12:19 AM	#32
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	I thought all the big ballers had a security detail? Here is mine from last Internext in Vegas. Meet Tiny and Gino.... DH

07-25-2004, 01:15 AM	#35
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07-25-2004, 02:30 AM	#42
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	$150/day + expenses and i'll have you the toughest albanians there. I can tell you, you'll be scared to look them in the eyes....