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#1 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Southern California
Posts: 1,060
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how do u get rid of this
ok i need some advice...i have this guy...and everytime i tell him what the deal is...that i dont wanna see him and i want him to get lost..he does not get the picture...and keeps persisting on going out...what can i do or say to get rid of him for good...any ideas?
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#2 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,738
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send him a box of dog shit via fedex
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#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,526
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Just get a restraining order, that will do the job...
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#4 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: o-HI-o
Posts: 7,183
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"Let's JUST be friends... and I make it a rule no a commandment in my life that I never date friends" If he persists, ask him if he has met the local beat cop personally. One more word, and you will see to it that he does. If he's on your property. order him to leave (hopefully with witnesses) and then call the police to report it. If he comes back, since they have the report, he will be charged with criminal trespass which is MUCHO serious compared to simple trespass
![]() If its on the phone, tape it and explain clearly that you do NOT want him calling you and if he persists you will charge him with harrassment. Then notify the phone company so they will be aware. |
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#5 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Montreal
Posts: 1,526
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Gemini this is way too complicated ... I suggest you spray his dog with gasoline and ignite it. This will have a much greater impact ...
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#6 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
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tell him you have a severe case of herpes and that it burns real bad when you pee...
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: o-HI-o
Posts: 7,183
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I tried that once when I danced Babas... the guy knew that you aren't always contagious so I got to fight him off for 2 more months. lol
I have full blown AIDS would work (barring him having it to anyhow) Be kind to animals Wiz or we'll remind Bush of his agenda to take over CehNehDeh! ![]() But getting the law or mention of it is the best deterrent on idiots. ![]() |
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Southern California
Posts: 1,060
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alright thanks people
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ya momma's house
Posts: 62
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Y'all missed the best one:
"I'd love to date you but I think you should know I'm celibate, and I've given my life to the Lord." |
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#10 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,092
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If all else fails, then the next time he calls and asks to go out, tell him ok but it has to be after you get home from the Doctors, because you are getting your first Aids treatment...
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#11 |
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 35
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If that dont work
kick him in the bollocks ![]() and tell him to GO FUCK YOURSELF> |
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#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 8,245
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Wear garlic around your neck.
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