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baddog · 07-23-2004, 05:25 PM

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday". "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

punker barbie · 07-23-2004, 05:41 PM

hahaha too funny! good one!

baddog · 07-23-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
hahaha too funny! good one!

glad to make you laugh

JOKER · 07-23-2004, 05:53 PM

Good one,thanx 4 the laugh!

I miss you ... (and punker barbie)

Steve

Thugmaster · 07-23-2004, 05:57 PM

fr8 · 07-23-2004, 06:00 PM

Nice.

emthree · 07-23-2004, 06:24 PM

Zerof8 · 07-23-2004, 06:42 PM

punker barbie · 07-23-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by JOKEREMPIRE

Good one,thanx 4 the laugh!

I miss you ... (and punker barbie)

Steve

steve you are missed too, ttys !!!!!

Vanilla DeVille · 07-23-2004, 10:15 PM

hehe... that was good!!

Spunky · 07-23-2004, 10:17 PM

Groan...that was bad

nofx · 07-23-2004, 10:21 PM

MrIzzz · 07-23-2004, 10:24 PM

gornyhuy · 07-23-2004, 10:32 PM

Didn't even see that one coming!!

Firehorse · 07-23-2004, 10:39 PM

Funny stuff, baddog!

baddog · 07-23-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Firehorse
Funny stuff, baddog!

just proving you don't have to work blue

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Tickle my what? There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday". "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

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