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Old 07-23-2004, 08:36 PM   #1
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It won't hurt you to smile at the ladies when you make eye contact, otherwise you will scare them with your death-stare.

such a simple tip i am giving you tonight.


thank you, this has been a public service announcement for the guys that have no game.
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:38 PM   #2
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Good Advice
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:38 PM   #3
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I don't understand what you are saying.

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Old 07-23-2004, 08:39 PM   #4
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:40 PM   #5
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I don't understand what you are saying.
well, first off get a haircut, then buy some shades, then shoot yourself
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:40 PM   #6
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Smiles work wonders...Initial ice breaker
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:40 PM   #7
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:41 PM   #8
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:44 PM   #9
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Smiles work wonders...Initial ice breaker
its such an easy thing to do, but most guys have such a hard time doing it.

while i was at happy hour one of my friends was just staring down chicas as they'd walk by. he was literally scaring them off

so i had a talk with him and told him to ease up a little and smile. lol, and that didnt work because his smile was even creepier than his stare.


so i walked away from him most of the night
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:44 PM   #10
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Smiles work wonders...Initial ice breaker
Yeah but you can tell more about a girl by showing her a pic of yourself taking a shit right off the bat. Then you know if things can ever work out later on. If it's true love at first sight then the pic of you taking a dumpola won't faze her at all.









... That's how me and my wife got together.
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:47 PM   #11
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Yeah but you can tell more about a girl by showing her a pic of yourself taking a shit right off the bat. Then you know if things can ever work out later on. If it's true love at first sight then the pic of you taking a dumpola won't faze her at all.
... That's how me and my wife got together.
WTF? Haven't tried that approach yet....maybe will do Saturday
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:47 PM   #12
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why is it only the fat girls smile at me?
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:48 PM   #13
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why is it only the fat girls smile at me?
They smile at everyone
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:50 PM   #14
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why is it only the fat girls smile at me?
do you smell like buffet when you go to the club?
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:50 PM   #15
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why is it only the fat girls smile at me?
Fat girls need lovin too man...
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do you smell like buffet when you go to the club?
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:52 PM   #17
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do you smell like buffet when you go to the club?
maybe its from all the seasoning i put on my steaks when i eat them...
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:53 PM   #18
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Tip #2 : Don't smile for more then 2-3 seconds or you will look like a retard
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:53 PM   #19
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Tip #2 : Don't smile for more then 2-3 seconds or you will look like a retard
very very true....that really freaks out the ladies
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Tip #2 : Don't smile for more then 2-3 seconds or you will look like a retard
And if you do happen to do it for more than 2-3 seconds start acting like Rainman and counting toothpicks. You might be able to pick up a few pity points.
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Old 07-23-2004, 09:01 PM   #21
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why is it only the fat girls smile at me?
Sorry. I won't make that mistake again.
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Sorry. I won't make that mistake again.
you can buy me a drink tho
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