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brizzad 07-23-2004 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
I call that but raise you this...

How about you have to apply to be a parent? Qualify financially, have a background check done, be at least 25 years old, etc.

Everyone would be milked for semen and eggs at puberty (for freezing), then immediately neutered. Frozen semen and eggs can be used after turning 25 and passing application.


you've got to be an ignorant ass mother fucker to say something like that

aSStig 07-23-2004 06:47 PM

i guess, another thing i want to change is, to have a world with one country, one nationality, one dialect and one guru . . . .

punker barbie 07-23-2004 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by baddog
You would live with me. and it would be better because then I would not need to do the dishes or vacuum
right on! i assume you will be doing the cooking :)

fiftyfingers 07-23-2004 06:50 PM

I would make everything cheaper (gas, food, etc).

Halo18 07-23-2004 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by crockett
I would get rid of religion
deffinitely :thumbsup

baddog 07-23-2004 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by aSStig
bottle of drink = fridge . . .. ..

boxer shorts = closet

so where would you get the fridge? the closet? the house? the phone to call the pizza guy?

baddog 07-23-2004 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
im suprised no one hs mentioned they would change there sex at birth, you know given some sort of choice that would be kewl LOL
I doubt that there are many guys that wish they were chicks

baddog 07-23-2004 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
right on! i assume you will be doing the cooking :)
sure, you don't mind barbecued food I hope

TechNtentions 07-23-2004 07:01 PM

i would have you sitting on my dick.....and yes, it would be for the best, not the worse :glugglug

aSStig 07-23-2004 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
so where would you get the fridge? the closet? the house? the phone to call the pizza guy?
fridge = from a appliance dealer (exchanged it with 10 sacks of rice)

closet = my dad made it, out of woods

house = our family did it, made of bamboos

phone line = everybody has phone, it was installed by a telecommunication company (exchange it with chickens, pigs and fish)

BigG 07-23-2004 07:17 PM

I would make myself the "KING OF THE WORLD" and I would ride around on big ships, standing on the rail of the bow yelling, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

DTK 07-23-2004 07:25 PM

I'd abolish that whole 'death' thing

jawanda 07-23-2004 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by BigG
I would make myself the "KING OF THE WORLD" and I would ride around on big ships, standing on the rail of the bow yelling, "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


roflmao


Would you paint a picture of me ... "Like the French girls" ?

jawanda 07-23-2004 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK
I'd abolish that whole 'death' thing
Hey man, you're from Tahoe?

Whereabout? I grew up in Tahoe Vista ..

wyldblyss 07-23-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
I call that but raise you this...

How about you have to apply to be a parent? Qualify financially, have a background check done, be at least 25 years old, etc.

Everyone would be milked for semen and eggs at puberty (for freezing), then immediately neutered. Frozen semen and eggs can be used after turning 25 and passing application.

That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Freezer breaks...oh well, you qualify but you can't have kids. What about having kids naturally? Hell, why don't we just raise a certain number of kids in institutions so they are "made right".

There are millions of GREAT parents in the world but because a small percentage are lousy you suggest this? You are nuts!

baddog 07-23-2004 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aSStig
fridge = from a appliance dealer (exchanged it with 10 sacks of rice)

closet = my dad made it, out of woods

house = our family did it, made of bamboos

phone line = everybody has phone, it was installed by a telecommunication company (exchange it with chickens, pigs and fish)

good-bye

phogirl69 07-23-2004 07:46 PM

I would be rich and famous.. probably with my own entourage, publicist, make up artist, hair stylist and wardrobe stylist, personal chef, personal trainer, masseuse, the works baby.


They would clear the mall out when I shop, so I can shop in peace by myself because I would be such a VIP.

I would live in mansions all over the world and perform a'la Britney Spears style in sold out stadiums all over the world.

DTK 07-23-2004 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by jawanda
Hey man, you're from Tahoe?

Whereabout? I grew up in Tahoe Vista ..

South Lake, just across the lagoon from the keys. We moved up here nearly 3 years ago.

I know where you're talking about though, we've been doing family vacation over at kingswood for the last 20odd years. Going to be over there in a couple weeks :)

BigG 07-23-2004 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by jawanda
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


roflmao


Would you paint a picture of me ... "Like the French girls" ?



Absolutely!!!

I would paint a lovely nude picture of you . . . now take off all of your clothes and hop on the couch!!! Wait, put on the Heart of the Ocean Necklace! Ok, hold still!

RP Fade 07-23-2004 08:16 PM

Make everything unhealthy that you can consume actually good for your health :)

aSStig 07-23-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
good-bye
oh-k . . . . .:1orglaugh

ItBurnsWhenIpee 07-23-2004 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phogirl69
I would be rich and famous.. probably with my own entourage, publicist, make up artist, hair stylist and wardrobe stylist, personal chef, personal trainer, masseuse, the works baby.


They would clear the mall out when I shop, so I can shop in peace by myself because I would be such a VIP.

I would live in mansions all over the world and perform a'la Britney Spears style in sold out stadiums all over the world.

I think the question was more what would you change about the world itself, not your life...

ItBurnsWhenIpee 07-23-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Freezer breaks...oh well, you qualify but you can't have kids. What about having kids naturally? Hell, why don't we just raise a certain number of kids in institutions so they are "made right".

There are millions of GREAT parents in the world but because a small percentage are lousy you suggest this? You are nuts!

Nuts am I? You know who voted for this measure twice? Senator John Kerry.

baddog 07-23-2004 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
Nuts am I? You know who voted for this measure twice? Senator John Kerry.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 07-23-2004 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by aSStig
is there anything i could change in this world . . . . . .

i would not allow MONEY to exist . . . . if you want to eat then you have something to give in return, a stuff, a service, but not money . . . . . .

i would make it to a point that everyone of us wears same thing . . ..

i would take-off the word RICH and POOR in everybody's head . . . . everyone of us should be equal . . . . . no one should be on top nor at the bottom in this world . . . ..

mmmm wat else . . . . .

Your leader would either be Lenin or Mao Tse Tung, I'm still debating it.

Idiot.

RP Fade 07-23-2004 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by aSStig
is there anything i could change in this world . . . . . .

i would not allow MONEY to exist . . . . if you want to eat then you have something to give in return, a stuff, a service, but not money . . . . . .

i would make it to a point that everyone of us wears same thing . . ..

i would take-off the word RICH and POOR in everybody's head . . . . everyone of us should be equal . . . . . no one should be on top nor at the bottom in this world . . . ..

mmmm wat else . . . . .

There is a similar concept in place..it's called China..

DTK 07-23-2004 09:09 PM

Guess some of you guys haven't realized that China's gone capitalist....

RP Fade 07-23-2004 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by DTK
Guess some of you guys haven't realized that China's gone capitalist....
LOL..oooook..I'll rephrase..not present day China. And for the most part China may have become more capitalistic but perhaps for a meer .5 % of the entire population..

ItBurnsWhenIpee 07-23-2004 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Freezer breaks...oh well, you qualify but you can't have kids. What about having kids naturally?
Oh yeah, and as far as having kids naturally....sure that's great but there are 6 billion people in the world now. Time for a wake up call.

Love Brokers 07-23-2004 09:35 PM

Execute all fucking lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :BangBang: :feels-hot :ak47:

ItBurnsWhenIpee 07-23-2004 10:01 PM

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Originally posted by Love Brokers
Execute all fucking lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :BangBang: :feels-hot :ak47:
What about lawyers that prosecute, like...child killers...

iwantchixx 07-23-2004 11:59 PM

If I could change one thing it would be to make people at least twice as tolerant of others. In doing so there would be so much less violence, confrontations and hatred to others over rediculous reasons. I think it would be a positive change.

ocho-ocho 07-24-2004 02:17 AM

i want PEACE! for GOD sake....

Love Brokers 07-24-2004 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by aSStig
why not . . . .. or maybe you could just give him a bottle of drink anything you could offer . . . . well, you could asked him what he wants, maybe he would like your boxer shorts......
or give him a blow job

baddog 07-24-2004 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Your leader would either be Lenin or Mao Tse Tung, I'm still debating it.

Idiot.


Quote:

Originally posted by RP Fade
There is a similar concept in place..it's called China..
you figure out why I said good-bye to him?

punker barbie 07-24-2004 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I doubt that there are many guys that wish they were chicks
i always hear men state women have it easier...........
(which is complete B/S)

fr33s3x 07-24-2004 09:41 AM

More meat in the soup

Nightnday 07-24-2004 05:43 PM

Still love Your woolen sox!
You are a knock out, PB!( Sweety)

BigG 07-24-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punker barbie
i always hear men state women have it easier...........
(which is complete B/S)



Men say that so that women think we have it tougher than we really have it.


It is GREAT being a man . . . but men won't say that (out loud) to women because women will want change.

SlickRick 07-24-2004 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
What would you change and why? Would it make it better or worse? :bigears


I would close down the IRS and make everything a 20-30% flat tax across the board.

People that make over 100K a year are in the 40% tax bracket. Make it equal for everyone from the poorest of the poor to the richest of the rich.


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