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mary34d · 07-22-2004, 07:19 AM

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull shit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.

chodadog · 07-22-2004, 07:39 AM

italianninja · 07-22-2004, 07:39 AM

KraZ · 07-22-2004, 07:44 AM

This math is SO OLD ... but still holds true today

Manowar · 07-22-2004, 08:12 AM

great

HammerALL · 07-22-2004, 08:15 AM

Nice Formula

Pythagoras would have been proud!

jimmyf · 07-22-2004, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KraZ
This math is SO OLD ... but still holds true today

yes

and

yes

alexg · 07-22-2004, 08:30 AM

lol

nice...whoever found that out had way too much time on his hands

mary34d · 07-22-2004, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
Nice Formula

Pythagoras would have been proud!

a² + b² = c²

mary34d · 07-22-2004, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alexg
lol

nice...whoever found that out had way too much time on his hands

my mom

alexg · 07-22-2004, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mary34d
my mom

oh well

Ar3s · 07-22-2004, 09:16 AM

07-22-2004, 07:19 AM	#1
mary34d Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern Cuba Posts: 3,358	Fun with Math From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull shit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top. __________________ The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask! Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

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