TGIF--who's got plans this weekend? - GoFuckYourself.com

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 09:55 AM

..Are you doing this weekend? I have to work at the funeral home all weekend long, and I am on call. Anyone have good plans this weekend? At least I can think of what someone else will be doing and SMILE!

detoxed · 07-23-2004, 09:56 AM

You work for a porn site and a funeral home... why not combine the two?

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 09:56 AM

having a cook out
trying to improve the size of the man boobs

candyflip · 07-23-2004, 09:57 AM

I'm going to a big party.

http://tenuglymen.org/

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You work for a porn site and a funeral home... why not combine the two?

LOL...not quite. But I do work in 2 of the most contraversial professions.

TurboAngel · 07-23-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
having a cook out
trying to improve the size of the man boobs

You didn't invite us.

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
having a cook out
trying to improve the size of the man boobs

Good for you!

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Good for you!

yes, but alas not good for u
if us guy webmasters can grow boobs you are going to be fresh outta a job =x

axelcat · 07-23-2004, 10:01 AM

lots of rest

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
yes, but alas not good for u
if us guy webmasters can grow boobs you are going to be fresh outta a job =x

Bradon, you are always claiming I use my boobs to grab traffic...and I offer you this..IF YOU CAN FIND ONE REAL PICTURE(not some photoshopped work) OF MY BOOBS WITHOUT A SHIRT ON, I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN...is that a deal? You are always going on about me using my boobs, so lets see 'em! I have never used my boobs, or sexuality for work purposes.

BradM · 07-23-2004, 10:05 AM

You and I are still going to sip some margaritas and make out right Sarah?

kush · 07-23-2004, 10:05 AM

well.... since ya asked the highlight of the weekend is a party barge I'm renting out on the lake and the party on it that will happen as a result.

No special occassion other than to party

retrograde · 07-23-2004, 10:07 AM

I'll probably just drink a lot.

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by BradM
You and I are still going to sip some margaritas and make out right Sarah?

Surely Brad baby. Come by the funeral home, and we can make out in the casket room....LMAO..creepy eh?

slapass · 07-23-2004, 10:08 AM

What is this weekend thing you talk of?

WiredGuy · 07-23-2004, 10:08 AM

I'm not doing anything special really. Might watch a movie and get a nice dinner but nothing that exciting.

WG

BradM · 07-23-2004, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Surely Brad baby. Come by the funeral home, and we can make out in the casket room....LMAO..creepy eh?

Is it wrong that I am turned on and stroking my penis in front of all the underlings in the office?

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I'm not doing anything special really. Might watch a movie and get a nice dinner but nothing that exciting.

WG

You are not doing anything special for your Bday hun?

WiredGuy · 07-23-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
You are not doing anything special for your Bday hun?

Not really, most of my friends are in Toronto or Montreal so Waterloo is kinda empty.

WG

Phoenix · 07-23-2004, 10:11 AM

hmm i am trying to figure out why im not making myself available tonight.

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Bradon, you are always claiming I use my boobs to grab traffic...and I offer you this..IF YOU CAN FIND ONE REAL PICTURE(not some photoshopped work) OF MY BOOBS WITHOUT A SHIRT ON, I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN...is that a deal? You are always going on about me using my boobs, so lets see 'em! I have never used my boobs, or sexuality for work purposes.

so its your biz sense, your extreme know how. your long years in the grueling trenches that all these guys are attracted 2 correct?

im not saying you showed your tits anywhere, but for you to say you dont use them is bullshit.
so you mean to tell me if you were a flat chested ugly homely girl you would still have your job? lol. keep telling yourself that 1.

CE_BigB · 07-23-2004, 10:17 AM

Sarah,

Turn on your AIM

biatch

BIG B

Phoenix · 07-23-2004, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
so its your biz sense, your extreme know how. your long years in the grueling trenches that all these guys are attracted 2 correct?

im not saying you showed your tits anywhere, but for you to say you dont use them is bullshit.
so you mean to tell me if you were a flat chested ugly homely girl you would still have your job? lol. keep telling yourself that 1.

Can someone tell me the point of all this?

Yes sarah is a hot girl..big deal get over it..this is porn...you would think everyone would be used to seeing hot girls.

BradM · 07-23-2004, 10:22 AM

My penis has a first name, it's M-A-S-S-I-V-E

pxxx · 07-23-2004, 10:24 AM

i dont believe in weekends.

-Greg

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
Can someone tell me the point of all this?

Yes sarah is a hot girl..big deal get over it..this is porn...you would think everyone would be used to seeing hot girls.

brad, i dont have a prob with hot girls. i do have a prob with hot girls who try and say that they werent hired for the sole reason of them being hot.

and also, i think its utter bullshit due to the fact shes got tits that she gets a break around this joint. if oracle porn icq spammed a quarter as many people here that she has his head would hang from the highest tower, but seein shes got a nice rack everyone lets it slide.

Alex · 07-23-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You work for a porn site and a funeral home... why not combine the two?

Cause its illeagal.

kush · 07-23-2004, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
so its your biz sense, your extreme know how. your long years in the grueling trenches that all these guys are attracted 2 correct?

im not saying you showed your tits anywhere, but for you to say you dont use them is bullshit.
so you mean to tell me if you were a flat chested ugly homely girl you would still have your job? lol. keep telling yourself that 1.

So basically you're implying that she's a bad sales rep?

Is that correct?

I'm pretty sure you'll read this, so please answer, I'm curious.

Phoenix · 07-23-2004, 10:26 AM

she got hired because she knew the people doing the hiring.

do you think you can just walk into any temp agency and ask for some people who wouldnt mind working in porn?

lol

i wish i was a hot girl..id use it to my advantage ina second. is this jealousy? do you wish you had the power to wow guys easily? i mean wow..you sure got my attention.

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:29 AM

captian saavvvvvveeee aaaaa hoooeeeeeeeee

guys, shes not gonna fuck ya. no matter how much you stand up for her rights.

shes still not going to fuck you.

just figured id share.

kush · 07-23-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
she got hired because she knew the people doing the hiring.

do you think you can just walk into any temp agency and ask for some people who wouldnt mind working in porn?

lol

i wish i was a hot girl..id use it to my advantage ina second. is this jealousy? do you wish you had the power to wow guys easily? i mean wow..you sure got my attention.

lol, you're wrong about how Sarah got her job ;)

However, if she wants to explain it then it's her place, not mine.

BradM · 07-23-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
captian saavvvvvveeee aaaaa hoooeeeeeeeee

guys, shes not gonna fuck ya. no matter how much you stand up for her rights.

shes still not going to fuck you.

just figured id share.

You're wrong. She WILL be fucking me.

kush · 07-23-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
captian saavvvvvveeee aaaaa hoooeeeeeeeee

guys, shes not gonna fuck ya. no matter how much you stand up for her rights.

shes still not going to fuck you.

just figured id share.

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
So basically you're implying that she's a bad sales rep?

Is that correct?

I'm pretty sure you'll read this, so please answer, I'm curious.

How about you answer my question

Ross · 07-23-2004, 10:31 AM

My plans are......I'm going on holiday tomorrow!! Woohoo!!

Phoenix · 07-23-2004, 10:34 AM

So the only reason you would help or stand up for a girl who is being attacked by an ignorant fool is if she will sleep with you?

How noble of you...this is very educational, please continue.

Kush, please explain.

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by kush
How about you answer my question

how about you get off my nuts?

but seeing you are persistant

no, i dont think shes a bad sales rep at all. she does her job to her best abilitys im sure.

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
So the only reason you would help or stand up for a girl who is being attacked by an ignorant fool is if she will sleep with you?

How noble of you...this is very educational, please continue.

Kush, please explain.

now im an ignorant fool? just want to make sure you are saying that. ""

Phoenix · 07-23-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
now im an ignorant fool? just want to make sure you are saying that. ""

i didnt see anyone else type it

abilitys when spelt correctly is done like so "abilities "

why dont you go take some candy from a baby? or how about push an old lady down some steps?

to me picking on a girl, when you have no right to (who does?), pretty much puts you in the same boat as someone who would do the above.

so, whatever..im sure you will follow this up with some threat of violence or something..lol

brand0n · 07-23-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
i didnt see anyone else type it

abilitys when spelt correctly is done like so "abilities "

why dont you go take some candy from a baby? or how about push an old lady down some steps?

to me picking on a girl, when you have no right to (who does?), pretty much puts you in the same boat as someone who would do the above.

so, whatever..im sure you will follow this up with some threat of violence or something..lol

threat of violence? u gotta be fuckin kidding. hey keep kissing her ass, she might let you look at it one day.

your my fucking hero.

SleazyDream · 07-23-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Bradon, you are always claiming I use my boobs to grab traffic...and I offer you this..IF YOU CAN FIND ONE REAL PICTURE(not some photoshopped work) OF MY BOOBS WITHOUT A SHIRT ON, I WILL NEVER POST HERE AGAIN...is that a deal? You are always going on about me using my boobs, so lets see 'em! I have never used my boobs, or sexuality for work purposes.

actually, i've always felt that women that keep their cloths on are MORE sexual and better sales people when marketing themselves if they flirt properly

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
threat of violence? u gotta be fuckin kidding. hey keep kissing her ass, she might let you look at it one day.

your my fucking hero.

Brad0n, I have NEVER had a problem with you EVER..In fact, I have never spoken a word to you in my life. It really blows my mind that you would come on a forum like this and imply that I was only hired because of my "assets". Considering you DO NOT KNOW ME and never spoken to me in your life, I think it is a far strech to say that about me.

As I have said before in other threads, you do not know what education I have, or what experience I hold. You just automatically assume that because I am a girl, I got this job. Why should I have to justify to YOU why I have this position? I DON'T HAVE TO, and I will not. BTW...for the others who have defended me in this thread, PLEASE DO NOT THREATEN TO PULL THEIR TRAFFIC OR THREATEN TO. THAT IS AN EXTREMELY IMMATURE THING TO DO, BUT I WOULD EXPECT NO LESS FROM YOU CONSIDERING THE WAY YOU HAVE ACTED TO ME..They are defending me because they KNOW me and what kind of a sales rep I really am. It really has nothing to do with them AT ALL. Now, in future reference, before you imply that I was hired because I have tits, please make sure you have some proof that I use them to the fullest of my "ability" which I'm certain I can, but have not for self respect reasons. I don't need to show my tits to get traffic...my brain does that job for me.

AaronM · 07-23-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
Can someone tell me the point of all this?

Yes sarah is a hot girl..big deal get over it..this is porn...you would think everyone would be used to seeing hot girls.

The point is that Sarah will not give Brand0n the kind of attention that he wants from her so he has to make an ass of himself to get any sort of attention at all.

kush · 07-23-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix
So the only reason you would help or stand up for a girl who is being attacked by an ignorant fool is if she will sleep with you?

How noble of you...this is very educational, please continue.

Kush, please explain.

No, I'm not quite sure how you deducted that from what I said, but to clarify, I could/would stand up for a girl under many different circumstances.

With Sarah I did it for basically 2 reasons:
1) I was exposed to her pretty much right when she first started working as a sales rep and her and I became friends [and I like to stick up for my friends]
and
2) I knew 100% that your inference was incorrect about her knowing somebody on the inside when she got a job (that wasn't the case at all for her - not sure about SlickCash's other employees though)

Explanation good enough?

sherie · 07-23-2004, 11:54 AM

What is it that you do at the funeral home Sarah? I've always meant to ask...

SlickCash Sarah · 07-23-2004, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by sherie
What is it that you do at the funeral home Sarah? I've always meant to ask...

Embalm bodies(my main job), pick up autopsied bodies from central prep, cosmetics, deal with families. A little bit of everything really.

SleazyDream · 07-23-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Brad0n, I have NEVER had a problem with you EVER..In fact, I have never spoken a word to you in my life. It really blows my mind that you would come on a forum like this and imply that I was only hired because of my "assets". Considering you DO NOT KNOW ME and never spoken to me in your life, I think it is a far strech to say that about me.

As I have said before in other threads, you do not know what education I have, or what experience I hold. You just automatically assume that because I am a girl, I got this job. Why should I have to justify to YOU why I have this position? I DON'T HAVE TO, and I will not. BTW...for the others who have defended me in this thread, PLEASE DO NOT THREATEN TO PULL THEIR TRAFFIC OR THREATEN TO. THAT IS AN EXTREMELY IMMATURE THING TO DO, BUT I WOULD EXPECT NO LESS FROM YOU CONSIDERING THE WAY YOU HAVE ACTED TO ME..They are defending me because they KNOW me and what kind of a sales rep I really am. It really has nothing to do with them AT ALL. Now, in future reference, before you imply that I was hired because I have tits, please make sure you have some proof that I use them to the fullest of my "ability" which I'm certain I can, but have not for self respect reasons. I don't need to show my tits to get traffic...my brain does that job for me.

show us your brain!

SomeCreep · 07-23-2004, 11:57 AM

TGIF... that applys to webmasters? Hmmm, not me

TheWildcard · 07-23-2004, 11:58 AM

Work.

Phoenix · 07-23-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by kush
No, I'm not quite sure how you deducted that from what I said, but to clarify, I could/would stand up for a girl under many different circumstances.

With Sarah I did it for basically 2 reasons:
1) I was exposed to her pretty much right when she first started working as a sales rep and her and I became friends [and I like to stick up for my friends]
and
2) I knew 100% that your inference was incorrect about her knowing somebody on the inside when she got a job (that wasn't the case at all for her - not sure about SlickCash's other employees though)

Explanation good enough?

i would never expect to see you insulting a girl

I was talking to someone else..i should have used quotes....

Loryn · 07-23-2004, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n
brad, i dont have a prob with hot girls. i do have a prob with hot girls who try and say that they werent hired for the sole reason of them being hot.

and also, i think its utter bullshit due to the fact shes got tits that she gets a break around this joint. if oracle porn icq spammed a quarter as many people here that she has his head would hang from the highest tower, but seein shes got a nice rack everyone lets it slide.

You think it's bullshit that a girl gets a break because she has tits????

What about guys who get a break because they have money???

(I do recall lots of people bitching, *says in a whiny voice* "so and so didn't get banned because he has money.")

It's the same fucking shit!!!

You walk around and automatically assume a pretty girl got where she is because she is pretty and you'll try to take away any substance she may have because of it.

Don't you think that YOUR prejudice towards pretty girls is just as fucked up as a person who will not hire a girl because she doesn't look good?

You are trying to take away from a human being and belittle them over their outward appearance. You are just as in the wrong as people who do not hire people because their outward appearance is ugly!!!

07-23-2004, 09:55 AM	#1
SlickCash Sarah Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto-I would rather DIE of thirst, then drink from the cup of MEDIOCRITY! Posts: 2,055	What the fuck... ..Are you doing this weekend? I have to work at the funeral home all weekend long, and I am on call. Anyone have good plans this weekend? At least I can think of what someone else will be doing and SMILE! Last edited by SlickCash Sarah; 07-23-2004 at 09:56 AM..

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