Ladies and gentlemen, this is how kind I am...

**adamneve** · 07-20-2004, 10:24 AM

i don't feel so good

**dropped9** · 07-20-2004, 10:25 AM

And you still didnt hit it.

**emmanuelle** · 07-20-2004, 10:26 AM

immodium

**Rankings** · 07-20-2004, 10:27 AM

well at least your freinds a she

**pornguy** · 07-20-2004, 10:27 AM

You forgot toilet paper??? Man that sucks..

But to really show love to someone with the hershy squirts, you need to get them baby wipes..

**WiredGuy** · 07-20-2004, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by BradM
So my friend was sick yesterday, she had a bad stomach flu. Just the shits.. runs you know how it is (well p1mpdogg does anyways)

So I went and bought her a care package. What did it include?

Box of Lucky Charms
2 tins of chicken noodle soup
12 Lifesaver Popcicles
Fruit Punch

And a boquet of flowers.

Now do I know how to score points or what?

What a gentleman

**Lucy** · 07-20-2004, 10:31 AM

you are good man

**korzon** · 07-20-2004, 10:31 AM

Fag.

**BradM** · 07-20-2004, 10:32 AM

nope... I still didn't get any

**MetaMan** · 07-20-2004, 10:32 AM

LOL if u r trying to score points u just failed, u have now officially obtained the "shoulder to cry on" status, dont worry bro we all learn sometime. ;)

**Zebra** · 07-20-2004, 10:33 AM

Probably best to wait till AFTER she get rid of the shits before you try to hit it.

**fatal attraction** · 07-20-2004, 10:34 AM

Your such a sweetheart Brad!

**BradM** · 07-20-2004, 10:43 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan
LOL if u r trying to score points u just failed, u have now officially obtained the "shoulder to cry on" status, dont worry bro we all learn sometime. ;)

Awwwww fuck... you may be right on this one.

EDIT: can I regain my composure by going to her house and smacking her in the mouth and telling her who's boss?

**TurboAngel** · 07-20-2004, 10:45 AM

Awwww.... how nice.

**StuartD** · 07-20-2004, 10:46 AM

No medicine?? Pepto? Anything?

**Adultnet** · 07-20-2004, 10:46 AM

nice

**BradM** · 07-20-2004, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by MaskedMan
No medicine?? Pepto? Anything?

That wasn't the point. She had all that stuff anyways.

**The Bootyologist** · 07-20-2004, 10:48 AM

that's very sweet. dr booty aaproves.

**The Bootyologist** · 07-20-2004, 10:48 AM

did she atleast share the soup with you?

**detoxed** · 07-20-2004, 10:49 AM

You have to be an asshole to her once she's better, girls love assholes

**StuartD** · 07-20-2004, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by BradM
That wasn't the point. She had all that stuff anyways.

ok... then that's cool. I'm willing to bet she was really happy

**Reak** · 07-20-2004, 10:52 AM

now i want one to brad

**Dagwolf** · 07-20-2004, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by BradM
Awwwww fuck... you may be right on this one.

EDIT: can I regain my composure by going to her house and smacking her in the mouth and telling her who's boss?

It's too late for that. Just go to the pepto-bismol aisle at the drugstore and wait for another cute girl to come along.

**DavieVegas** · 07-20-2004, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Headless
And you still didnt hit it.

dude she had the runs..she is liable to shit all over him lol

**TheWildcard** · 07-20-2004, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by WiredGuy
What a gentleman

What he said.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how kind I am...

Ladies and gentlemen, this is how kind I am...

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