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07-19-2004, 09:29 PM
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My redneck buddy...
This guy I used to work with once called 911 because he had bought a dog and had no idea what was happening when the dog got aroused for the first time. He told the 911 operator in a frantic high pitched yell that his "Dog's dick was coming out of the sleeve. How do I put it back in." Apparently this guy had never had a dog nor had he ever seen one who is "Extra Happy" to see you when you get home at night. Anyway, just thought I would share part of my memoirs with you. BTW...after this episode I started to gradually distance myself from him but that next day at work after he called 911 will always make me laugh a little when I think of it.
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07-19-2004, 09:30 PM
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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that story made my dick hard
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07-19-2004, 09:32 PM
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07-20-2004, 03:14 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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arghhhh....WTF
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07-20-2004, 03:16 AM
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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 I'm going to bed now. Thanks for the laugh. 
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07-20-2004, 03:16 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The Netherlands
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Damn, what a moron
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07-20-2004, 03:19 AM
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Location: Mom's basement
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Now that's funny
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07-20-2004, 03:26 AM
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