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lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:20 PM

thoughts on them? Experiences? Know any good ones? LOL

think they are safe? or not ...

also why are they always oriental???

discuss

Spunky · 07-19-2004, 09:23 PM

Just a front for prostitution.You pay twice as much for head or a fuck than from some street whore

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Just a front for prostitution.You pay twice as much for head or a fuck than from some street whore

also illiminating the risk of the chick being a cop, i think anyhow ...

crockett · 07-19-2004, 09:25 PM

might asswell just get an escort

FlyingIguana · 07-19-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
might asswell just get an escort

hmm, duno i like asian chix

maybe i'll have to check some out

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
might asswell just get an escort

and pay 2x - 5x the cash

avg $120 for full service around here

Shoplifter · 07-19-2004, 09:35 PM

Check out http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/index.php lots of fun massage stories.

Nasty D · 07-19-2004, 09:36 PM

ask for the happy ending

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shoplifter
Check out http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/index.php lots of fun massage stories.

doesnt help much in NY lol

gornyhuy · 07-19-2004, 09:41 PM

You get a great authentic asian massage for cheaper than a day spa would charge and if you want for an extra $20 tip you get a handjob... whats not to like.

Beyond that though I think you'd be better off going with a real escort.

By the way there are plenty of them around that are white college aged chicks, not just asians that don't speaky engrish.

gornyhuy · 07-19-2004, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
doesnt help much in NY lol

http://www.bigdoggie.net/

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
By the way there are plenty of them around that are white college aged chicks, not just asians that don't speaky engrish.

i have a few friends that would pay big bux for some more info ...

NY area?

kane · 07-19-2004, 09:47 PM

a couple of years ago I went to this massuse who worked out of her house ( found her in the yellow pages) went in, stripped, got up on the table and she put the towel over my ass. Gave me a great rubdown. then had me flip and covered my junk with the towel. Did the front side from head to foot then did my inner thigh and worked her way up. I got wood and then next thing I knew she was stroking it. I didn't complain. She finished the job, and even let me use her shower to wash off all the oils. Best $80 I ever spent.

Saw her several more times over the next 6-8 months and then she got sick and moved to seattle to live with her family. shocked the hell out of me. She did a massage and then when I was leaving she tells me she is moving and that she just found out she had breast cancer. Too bad she was a really nice girl. I wonder whatever happened to her.

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thumbsdepot · 07-19-2004, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
i have a few friends that would pay big bux for some more info ...

NY area?

Where is my big bucks

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kane
a couple of years ago I went to this massuse who worked out of here house ( found her in the yellow pages) went in, stripped, got up on the table and she put the towel over my ass. Gave me a great rubdown. then had me flip and covered my junk with the towel. Did the front side from head to foot then did my inner thigh and worked her way up. I got wood and then next thing I knew she was stroking it. I didn't complain. She finished the job, and even let me use her shower to wash off all the oils. Best $80 I ever spent.

Saw her several more times over the next 6-8 months and then she got sick and moved to seattle to live with her family. shocked the hell out of me. She did a massage and then when I was leaving she tells me she is moving and that she just found out she had breast cancer. Too bad she was a really nice girl. I wonder whatever happened to her.

several friends go to several places in area here, they are all oriental ...

open until like 4am, and its like $150 for FULL service ... anything goes

id be scared of desease i think ...

FlyingIguana · 07-19-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
several friends go to several places in area here, they are all oriental ...

open until like 4am, and its like $150 for FULL service ... anything goes

id be scared of desease i think ...

double up

gornyhuy · 07-19-2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
i have a few friends that would pay big bux for some more info ...

NY area?

Not sure about NY - DC has em.

here: http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/bodyrub.htm

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
double up

i mean they say stuff like its so clean, they disinfect, they are tested, blah blah blah

but i wouldnt expect them to say "ahh they are fucking disgusting and look like they have aids, we had a great time!"

ROFL

gornyhuy · 07-19-2004, 10:00 PM

And if you wanna get really cool and unique in a way that escorts won't:
http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_...or_couples.htm

gornyhuy · 07-19-2004, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
double up

singling up is bad enough - I hate condoms so fucking much.

Sharky · 07-19-2004, 10:06 PM

Are you *ahem* your buddies *ahem* so hard up they need to pay for it?

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
singling up is bad enough - I hate condoms so fucking much.

werd

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
Are you *ahem* your buddies *ahem* so hard up they need to pay for it?

actually they arent, they are all married lol

and it is my buddies, lol i have nothing to hide on here ...

FlyingIguana · 07-19-2004, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
singling up is bad enough - I hate condoms so fucking much.

depends if you like playing russian roulette...

FlyingIguana · 07-19-2004, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
Are you *ahem* your buddies *ahem* so hard up they need to pay for it?

whats the dif from picking someone up at a bar? why dick around?

lil2rich4u2 · 07-19-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
depends if you like playing russian roulette...

CamsProfit · 07-19-2004, 10:26 PM

ya - usually safe - just give her signals and see what happens from there

gornyhuy · 07-19-2004, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
depends if you like playing russian roulette...

Totally agreed.... thats why i'm a one woman man...

In the massage department I'm talking from experiences Loooooooong ago. But i happen to know they are still around.

Holly · 07-19-2004, 10:30 PM

There are some in Atlanta. Mainly Asian chicks that I can think of. I believe there are also lingerie type places where the girls will go in a dressing room kinda deal with you to "model" the lingerie for you. What happens next depends on how much you pay, if I'm not mistaken. I think most of them are white.

Axzar · 07-19-2004, 10:35 PM

When I was last in Jersey, I lived in a house, it had two upstairs offices, one was mine, and the other was the massage parlor.

They had two rooms. Ahh those were the days. If you ever could live next to a massage parlor I recommend it!

They would massage and give the "hand release"till midnight, then they would take their tips, buy coke, rent a limo, and take their neighbor (me) in to New York City. These where white chicks. $45 per half hour if I remember right.

The owners of a massage parlor make fat cash!

What was gross is the dripping cum stains on the wall. I guess they just aimed that shit over their shoulder.

Those were the days!

Vitasoy · 07-19-2004, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shoplifter
Check out http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/index.php lots of fun massage stories.

Sweet! Bookmarked.

Axzar · 07-19-2004, 10:42 PM

adult-us

sexxxychat69 · 07-19-2004, 10:48 PM

Yeah i used to go to this really cool one in Marin County (northern california) George Lucas used to go there too. I ended up dating one of the girls and she eventually became my girlfriend and quit the biz. Several of the girls that worked there revealed to me that Goeorge Lucas had a 2 inch prick...Totally Serious.

We broke up about 8 years ago. Those massage parlors do about $25,000 a month...very cool. I trip out how blatantly they advertise. IF you know what your doing you can sniff out the cops..no problem

sexxxychat69 · 07-19-2004, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Totally agreed.... thats why i'm a one woman man... In the massage department I'm talking from experiences Loooooooong ago. But i happen to know they are still around.

Russian Roulette ? Far from it. The good news is most sexm workers practice safe sex way more then some slut you will meet at a bar

lil2rich4u2 · 07-20-2004, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Axzar
When I was last in Jersey, I lived in a house, it had two upstairs offices, one was mine, and the other was the massage parlor.

They had two rooms. Ahh those were the days. If you ever could live next to a massage parlor I recommend it!

They would massage and give the "hand release"till midnight, then they would take their tips, buy coke, rent a limo, and take their neighbor (me) in to New York City. These where white chicks. $45 per half hour if I remember right.

The owners of a massage parlor make fat cash!

What was gross is the dripping cum stains on the wall. I guess they just aimed that shit over their shoulder.

Those were the days!

ahh shit nice, did they ever get frisky while you were out? or they were sick of it at that point lol

DavieVegas · 07-20-2004, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
thoughts on them? Experiences? Know any good ones? LOL

think they are safe? or not ...

also why are they always oriental???

discuss

sunset massage here in vegas is great..All the damn asians/chinese woman u want to give u a massage and a happy ending..either handjob or blowjob...Depending on the price!

Los · 07-20-2004, 12:22 PM

the ones with the happy ending

SuckOnThis · 07-20-2004, 01:12 PM

I just went into one of those places a few weeks ago late at night on my way home from having some beers. I didnt know what to expect and figured I wouldnt get nothing more than a massage, maybe a hand job.

So I went in and some asian lady that barely spoke english told me it was $40. So I gave her $40 and she took me to a room and left me there. A few minutes later an older (at least 50 years old) asian lady came in and told me to take my clothes off. I thought oh shit, I hope this isnt the girl they're going to hook me up with! So I took my clothes off and she took me to another room and had me lay down on a table. I had no idea what to expect, but that was part of the fun. Next thing I know she is pouring hot water over me and proceeded to wash every part of my body, including my asshole and balls. It was actually kind of nice. Then she gave me a towel and took me back to the original room I was in. Then a gorgeous asian girl, about 25, came in and asked me what I was interested in.
I asked what was my choices. She said $30 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob, and $75 to fuck. I'm like, hell ya, lets fuck. So she laid me on the table and spent the next 30 minutes giving me the most incredible massage I ever had. Then she put a condom on me and got on top and we fucked for another 20-30 minutes. Afterwards she gave me another massage for about 15 minutes. It was great, no rush, no trying to get more money. After it was done I even offered to give her another $50 for a tip and she wouldnt take it. She said "no, you already paid".

So $115 for all that, I thought it was great. To all you kids that say you wouldnt pay for sex, bullshit, you pay for it one way or another. The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.

Manowar · 07-20-2004, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
I just went into one of those places a few weeks ago late at night on my way home from having some beers. I didnt know what to expect and figured I wouldnt get nothing more than a massage, maybe a hand job.

So I went in and some asian lady that barely spoke english told me it was $40. So I gave her $40 and she took me to a room and left me there. A few minutes later an older (at least 50 years old) asian lady came in and told me to take my clothes off. I thought oh shit, I hope this isnt the girl they're going to hook me up with! So I took my clothes off and she took me to another room and had me lay down on a table. I had no idea what to expect, but that was part of the fun. Next thing I know she is pouring hot water over me and proceeded to wash every part of my body, including my asshole and balls. It was actually kind of nice. Then she gave me a towel and took me back to the original room I was in. Then a gorgeous asian girl, about 25, came in and asked me what I was interested in.
I asked what was my choices. She said $30 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob, and $75 to fuck. I'm like, hell ya, lets fuck. So she laid me on the table and spent the next 30 minutes giving me the most incredible massage I ever had. Then she put a condom on me and got on top and we fucked for another 20-30 minutes. Afterwards she gave me another massage for about 15 minutes. It was great, no rush, no trying to get more money. After it was done I even offered to give her another $50 for a tip and she wouldnt take it. She said "no, you already paid".

So $115 for all that, I thought it was great. To all you kids that say you wouldnt pay for sex, bullshit, you pay for it one way or another. The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.

do you write for penthouse in your spare time ?

lil2rich4u2 · 07-21-2004, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
do you write for penthouse in your spare time ?

rofl

was a good story none the less

Persius · 07-21-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
rofl

was a good story none the less

where was this? LOL! sounds aweseome

Cory W · 07-21-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
I just went into one of those places a few weeks ago late at night on my way home from having some beers. I didnt know what to expect and figured I wouldnt get nothing more than a massage, maybe a hand job.

So I went in and some asian lady that barely spoke english told me it was $40. So I gave her $40 and she took me to a room and left me there. A few minutes later an older (at least 50 years old) asian lady came in and told me to take my clothes off. I thought oh shit, I hope this isnt the girl they're going to hook me up with! So I took my clothes off and she took me to another room and had me lay down on a table. I had no idea what to expect, but that was part of the fun. Next thing I know she is pouring hot water over me and proceeded to wash every part of my body, including my asshole and balls. It was actually kind of nice. Then she gave me a towel and took me back to the original room I was in. Then a gorgeous asian girl, about 25, came in and asked me what I was interested in.
I asked what was my choices. She said $30 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob, and $75 to fuck. I'm like, hell ya, lets fuck. So she laid me on the table and spent the next 30 minutes giving me the most incredible massage I ever had. Then she put a condom on me and got on top and we fucked for another 20-30 minutes. Afterwards she gave me another massage for about 15 minutes. It was great, no rush, no trying to get more money. After it was done I even offered to give her another $50 for a tip and she wouldnt take it. She said "no, you already paid".

So $115 for all that, I thought it was great. To all you kids that say you wouldnt pay for sex, bullshit, you pay for it one way or another. The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.

That was a great story. I was actually worried you were going to get a bait and switch pulled on you whereas the old woman comes in.

quantum-x · 07-21-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckOnThis
The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.

www.costofsex.com

jade_dragon · 07-21-2004, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
double up

the friction between the two condoms rubbing will increase the chances of breakage, especially in larger condoms like the magnums and also ribbed.

Cory W · 07-21-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quantum-x
www.costofsex.com

This is without question, one of the most useful post on GFY ever.

quantum-x · 07-21-2004, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEGCashCory
This is without question, one of the most useful post on GFY ever.

damn i'll take a screenshot o that ;)

EZRhino · 07-21-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Just a front for prostitution.You pay twice as much for head or a fuck than from some street whore

Ya but do you get a nice comfy massage table with a street whore?

lil2rich4u2 · 07-21-2004, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EZRhino
Ya but do you get a nice comfy massage table with a street whore?

so true lol

mahoney · 07-21-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexxxychat69
Yeah i used to go to this really cool one in Marin County (northern california) George Lucas used to go there too. I ended up dating one of the girls and she eventually became my girlfriend and quit the biz. Several of the girls that worked there revealed to me that Goeorge Lucas had a 2 inch prick...Totally Serious.

We broke up about 8 years ago. Those massage parlors do about $25,000 a month...very cool. I trip out how blatantly they advertise. IF you know what your doing you can sniff out the cops..no problem

Really ? George Lucas has a 2 inch Prick ?
Ok I guess there is a God

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	a couple of years ago I went to this massuse who worked out of her house ( found her in the yellow pages) went in, stripped, got up on the table and she put the towel over my ass. Gave me a great rubdown. then had me flip and covered my junk with the towel. Did the front side from head to foot then did my inner thigh and worked her way up. I got wood and then next thing I knew she was stroking it. I didn't complain. She finished the job, and even let me use her shower to wash off all the oils. Best $80 I ever spent. Saw her several more times over the next 6-8 months and then she got sick and moved to seattle to live with her family. shocked the hell out of me. She did a massage and then when I was leaving she tells me she is moving and that she just found out she had breast cancer. Too bad she was a really nice girl. I wonder whatever happened to her. Last edited by kane; 07-19-2004 at 09:49 PM..

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Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	When I was last in Jersey, I lived in a house, it had two upstairs offices, one was mine, and the other was the massage parlor. They had two rooms. Ahh those were the days. If you ever could live next to a massage parlor I recommend it! They would massage and give the "hand release"till midnight, then they would take their tips, buy coke, rent a limo, and take their neighbor (me) in to New York City. These where white chicks. $45 per half hour if I remember right. The owners of a massage parlor make fat cash! What was gross is the dripping cum stains on the wall. I guess they just aimed that shit over their shoulder. Those were the days!

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07-19-2004, 10:48 PM	#34
sexxxychat69 I will make you galleries for a reciprocal link Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 394	Yeah i used to go to this really cool one in Marin County (northern california) George Lucas used to go there too. I ended up dating one of the girls and she eventually became my girlfriend and quit the biz. Several of the girls that worked there revealed to me that Goeorge Lucas had a 2 inch prick...Totally Serious. We broke up about 8 years ago. Those massage parlors do about $25,000 a month...very cool. I trip out how blatantly they advertise. IF you know what your doing you can sniff out the cops..no problem

07-20-2004, 12:22 PM	#38
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07-20-2004, 01:12 PM	#39
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	I just went into one of those places a few weeks ago late at night on my way home from having some beers. I didnt know what to expect and figured I wouldnt get nothing more than a massage, maybe a hand job. So I went in and some asian lady that barely spoke english told me it was $40. So I gave her $40 and she took me to a room and left me there. A few minutes later an older (at least 50 years old) asian lady came in and told me to take my clothes off. I thought oh shit, I hope this isnt the girl they're going to hook me up with! So I took my clothes off and she took me to another room and had me lay down on a table. I had no idea what to expect, but that was part of the fun. Next thing I know she is pouring hot water over me and proceeded to wash every part of my body, including my asshole and balls. It was actually kind of nice. Then she gave me a towel and took me back to the original room I was in. Then a gorgeous asian girl, about 25, came in and asked me what I was interested in. I asked what was my choices. She said $30 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob, and $75 to fuck. I'm like, hell ya, lets fuck. So she laid me on the table and spent the next 30 minutes giving me the most incredible massage I ever had. Then she put a condom on me and got on top and we fucked for another 20-30 minutes. Afterwards she gave me another massage for about 15 minutes. It was great, no rush, no trying to get more money. After it was done I even offered to give her another $50 for a tip and she wouldnt take it. She said "no, you already paid". So $115 for all that, I thought it was great. To all you kids that say you wouldnt pay for sex, bullshit, you pay for it one way or another. The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.