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Originally posted by Manowar
do you write for penthouse in your spare time ? :winkwink:

rofl

was a good story none the less

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
rofl

was a good story none the less

where was this? LOL! sounds aweseome

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
I just went into one of those places a few weeks ago late at night on my way home from having some beers. I didnt know what to expect and figured I wouldnt get nothing more than a massage, maybe a hand job.

So I went in and some asian lady that barely spoke english told me it was $40. So I gave her $40 and she took me to a room and left me there. A few minutes later an older (at least 50 years old) asian lady came in and told me to take my clothes off. I thought oh shit, I hope this isnt the girl they're going to hook me up with! So I took my clothes off and she took me to another room and had me lay down on a table. I had no idea what to expect, but that was part of the fun. Next thing I know she is pouring hot water over me and proceeded to wash every part of my body, including my asshole and balls. It was actually kind of nice. Then she gave me a towel and took me back to the original room I was in. Then a gorgeous asian girl, about 25, came in and asked me what I was interested in.
I asked what was my choices. She said $30 for a handjob, $50 for a blowjob, and $75 to fuck. I'm like, hell ya, lets fuck. So she laid me on the table and spent the next 30 minutes giving me the most incredible massage I ever had. Then she put a condom on me and got on top and we fucked for another 20-30 minutes. Afterwards she gave me another massage for about 15 minutes. It was great, no rush, no trying to get more money. After it was done I even offered to give her another $50 for a tip and she wouldnt take it. She said "no, you already paid".

So $115 for all that, I thought it was great. To all you kids that say you wouldnt pay for sex, bullshit, you pay for it one way or another. The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.

That was a great story. I was actually worried you were going to get a bait and switch pulled on you whereas the old woman comes in.

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Originally posted by SuckOnThis
The most costliest sex is from the one you're married to.

www.costofsex.com

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
double up

the friction between the two condoms rubbing will increase the chances of breakage, especially in larger condoms like the magnums and also ribbed.

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Originally posted by quantum-x
www.costofsex.com

This is without question, one of the most useful post on GFY ever.

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Originally posted by WEGCashCory
This is without question, one of the most useful post on GFY ever.

damn i'll take a screenshot o that ;)

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Originally posted by spunky1
Just a front for prostitution.You pay twice as much for head or a fuck than from some street whore

Ya but do you get a nice comfy massage table with a street whore? :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by EZRhino
Ya but do you get a nice comfy massage table with a street whore? :1orglaugh

so true lol

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Originally posted by sexxxychat69
Yeah i used to go to this really cool one in Marin County (northern california) George Lucas used to go there too. I ended up dating one of the girls and she eventually became my girlfriend and quit the biz. Several of the girls that worked there revealed to me that Goeorge Lucas had a 2 inch prick...Totally Serious.

We broke up about 8 years ago. Those massage parlors do about $25,000 a month...very cool. I trip out how blatantly they advertise. IF you know what your doing you can sniff out the cops..no problem :2 cents:

Really ? George Lucas has a 2 inch Prick ?
Ok I guess there is a God :1orglaugh

from my experience they are always oriental...can't believe they actually get away with it