WHAHAHA yeah right, 14 y/o son joins our site - GoFuckYourself.com

justsexxx · 07-19-2004, 01:46 PM

Good afternoon,

My name is Greg XXXX and it looks like our son and his friends have used MY charge card to order your porn.

My son is 14!! He gave me the inforfation after I got the facts out of one of his friends. Sorry for any problems

at your end but this adult service needs to end ASAP!

They told me it was around $28 for a month. Well, I would imagine that without a call /e-mail you will just keep

billing MY card. The billing WILL end now. Consider this your call to end service to subscription ID# XXXX.

User name OhnoImhere. Password XXXXX. Keep the $28 but stop the service NOW please.

I don?t know what e-mail they gave to you but mine is XXXX and I need a confirmation that you received this and that you ARE cancelling this service as requested.

Thanks for your time

boardersweetie · 07-19-2004, 01:47 PM

sounds legit since he says he'll still pay what he owes.

B40 · 07-19-2004, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
sounds legit since he says he'll still pay what he owes.

That's what I was thinking....he just wants to stop rebills and not chargeback previous months..

Dirty F · 07-19-2004, 01:48 PM

Tell him to talk like this to his son and not to you.
Honestly, id respond and ask him to say please or i will not cancel it. In the meantime cancel it but dont tell him yet.

He acts as if you did something wrong.

Hes either bullshitting and signed up himself and wont admit it or his son indeed signed up and thats a problem between them. This is not your problem.

BlingDaddy · 07-19-2004, 01:49 PM

Stealthy little bastard..... I love the way he used "ohnoimhere" like it was some kind of surprise... LMAO (Sounds like something the Bling Daddy would have done at 14.)

justsexxx · 07-19-2004, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Tell him to talk like this to his son and not to you.
Honestly, id respond and ask him to say please or i will not cancel it.

He acts if you did something wrong.

Hes either bullshitting and signed up himself and wont admit it or his son indeed signed up and thats a problem between them. This is not your problem.

Just think he want to cancel and don't know it's free

I cancelled him of course

andre

NoCarrier · 07-19-2004, 01:50 PM

Just reply that you will think about it.

Flu · 07-19-2004, 01:52 PM

Sounds pretty legit. I don't think you want to get the CC company invovled, because without a signature, I'm pretty sure he can get his money Charged Back.

escorpio · 07-19-2004, 01:52 PM

Sounds legit. Kids do the darndest things.

boardersweetie · 07-19-2004, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Tell him to talk like this to his son and not to you.
Honestly, id respond and ask him to say please or i will not cancel it. In the meantime cancel it but dont tell him yet.

He acts as if you did something wrong.

Hes either bullshitting and signed up himself and wont admit it or his son indeed signed up and thats a problem between them. This is not your problem.

that's actually a good point. I hate when parents blame everyone but their kids (and certainly not themselves). get a fucking clue and deal with the real problem, your parenting skills. If you don't know your kid is stealing your CC to buy porn, then you're not paying enough attention.

dropped9 · 07-19-2004, 01:53 PM

Tell him to eat your ass.

AVM · 07-19-2004, 01:56 PM

Sounds nice enough, and didn't even threaten a chargeback? I don't know, seems like a good dude. Kudos to him!

NoCarrier · 07-19-2004, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Tell him to eat your ass.

What do you do if he really wants to do it?

Aquarius · 07-19-2004, 02:01 PM

Seems legit to me.

mahoney · 07-19-2004, 02:03 PM

Fuck that Shit rebill is ass over and over.

Just kidding of course. What's the big deal ? Cancel is membership...next ?

Tala · 07-19-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What do you do if he really wants to do it?

Wash it?

MickeyG · 07-19-2004, 02:06 PM

I get these all the time. Cancel him before he chargesback.

pushpills · 07-19-2004, 02:09 PM

Ask him was his son satisfied with the memers area?

escorpio · 07-19-2004, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
What do you do if he really wants to do it?

rebill

goBigtime · 07-19-2004, 02:12 PM

Be happy that the mother/father is accepting their responsibility & not requesting you refund any monies back.

Cancel them and let them know that you did.

I wouldn't start or leave open any additional dialoge with them though....

"Account #xxxxxx has been canceled as requested."

Your processor might send out cancellation confirmations as well.

Rankings · 07-19-2004, 02:18 PM

if only it was that easy then everyone could cancel

Reak · 07-19-2004, 02:24 PM

I think it was more like this

dad jerked and bought a membership
mom checks the CC Bill
dad tell mom little mikie did it
mom understands the situation

problem fixed

** dad tells andre to keep the $28 because he finally got laid and it was still cheaper then the whore next door **

Basic_man · 07-19-2004, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
sounds legit since he says he'll still pay what he owes.

Yeah right !

Fuckin' son !

justsexxx · 07-19-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by input
if only it was that easy then everyone could cancel

UHm everyone can cancel his/her account. There is no minimum contract period

Babaganoosh · 07-19-2004, 02:28 PM

Just refund and let him know that you refunded or it will most certainly turn into a chargeback.

Reak · 07-19-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Just refund and let him know that you refunded or it will most certainly turn into a chargeback.

He said '' keep the $28 ''

why refund?

Babaganoosh · 07-19-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
He said '' keep the $28 ''

why refund?

I meant cancel.

Reak · 07-19-2004, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
I meant cancel.

ok

justsexxx · 07-19-2004, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Just refund and let him know that you refunded or it will most certainly turn into a chargeback.

Neh, just canceled. Because when it is fake, ppl think hmm so with this story I can even ask for refunds ;-)

jwerd · 07-19-2004, 02:35 PM

rofl nice

Matt Frackas · 07-19-2004, 02:39 PM

Welcome to the Adult Internet.
There is some absolutely FANTASTIC customers!
Enjoy them!
Embrace them!
Invite them over for dinner!

... this type of customer is a cocksucker......
either he had/has no intention of paying or hes really stupid enough to let his kids get hold of his credit cards and browse adult websites.

REFUND.

adonis · 07-19-2004, 02:40 PM

Well, I got this story.
One hour after signing up some guy said his bank has called him and told his card was used to join our site (Ibill doesn't show the site name in the statement), and he found out his son did this, and he even had the subs. number and asked for a refund... And there are others using this method, I always want to say "You liar SOB"

wyldblyss · 07-19-2004, 02:53 PM

Sounds legit to me too. Generally the scammers want all funds paid returned.

My absolute best one? A phone call...

Caller: Hi, this is blah blah and it appears my 5 year old nephew signed up for your lesbian site with MY credit card when he was visiting me...he was facinated when he saw my computer so I let him "play" on it for a while...SMART little devil isn't he? *insert giggle*. So anyways, the thing is, I'm not going to get mad at you for letting a 5 year old join your site but I must insist that ALL funds be returned to me.

Me: Are you saying FIVE as in he will be only 6 years old his next birthday?

Caller: Yes

Me: So what you are saying is that this FIVE year old turned on your computer...hahahahahahaed your browser...typed in the name of a search engine like google and searched for lesbian porn....found a lesbian site he liked....knew enough to understand that INSTANT ACCESS meant to join the site and see the rest of the content. Went in your purse, stole your credit card......managed to fill in all the information such as email addresss, name....
Typed in the credit card number...knew where to look for the expiry date of the card...and even knew to look on the back of the card for the CVV2 number that the billing company requires?

Caller: Uhm, well *insert giggle* I told you he was smart

Me: No child that is 5 years old is that smart.

Caller: Well, uhm....are you sure?

Me: Positive

Caller: Uhm, so this isn't going to work is it?

Me: No, it isn't. You want me to cancel your subscription while I have you on the phone so you won't be billed in future?

Caller: Yes, please do that.

Reak · 07-19-2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Sounds legit to me too. Generally the scammers want all funds paid returned.

My absolute best one? A phone call...

Caller: Hi, this is blah blah and it appears my 5 year old nephew signed up for your lesbian site with MY credit card when he was visiting me...he was facinated when he saw my computer so I let him "play" on it for a while...SMART little devil isn't he? *insert giggle*. So anyways, the thing is, I'm not going to get mad at you for letting a 5 year old join your site but I must insist that ALL funds be returned to me.

Me: Are you saying FIVE as in he will be only 6 years old his next birthday?

Caller: Yes

Me: So what you are saying is that this FIVE year old turned on your computer...hahahahahahaed your browser...typed in the name of a search engine like google and searched for lesbian porn....found a lesbian site he liked....knew enough to understand that INSTANT ACCESS meant to join the site and see the rest of the content. Went in your purse, stole your credit card......managed to fill in all the information such as email addresss, name....
Typed in the credit card number...knew where to look for the expiry date of the card...and even knew to look on the back of the card for the CVV2 number that the billing company requires?

Caller: Uhm, well *insert giggle* I told you he was smart

Me: No child that is 5 years old is that smart.

Caller: Well, uhm....are you sure?

Me: Positive

Caller: Uhm, so this isn't going to work is it?

Me: No, it isn't. You want me to cancel your subscription while I have you on the phone so you won't be billed in future?

Caller: Yes, please do that.

If he changed 5 to 15

tony286 · 07-19-2004, 03:08 PM

The customer asked to be canceled, I would cancel him and send him some links for filters and possibly a refund. In reality since we are automatically guilty in the cc world . It doesnt pay even if they are the biggest assholes in the world . They can chargeback.

escorpio · 07-19-2004, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Sounds legit to me too. Generally the scammers want all funds paid returned.

My absolute best one? A phone call...

Caller: Hi, this is blah blah and it appears my 5 year old nephew signed up for your lesbian site with MY credit card when he was visiting me...he was facinated when he saw my computer so I let him "play" on it for a while...SMART little devil isn't he? *insert giggle*. So anyways, the thing is, I'm not going to get mad at you for letting a 5 year old join your site but I must insist that ALL funds be returned to me.

Me: Are you saying FIVE as in he will be only 6 years old his next birthday?

Caller: Yes

Me: So what you are saying is that this FIVE year old turned on your computer...hahahahahahaed your browser...typed in the name of a search engine like google and searched for lesbian porn....found a lesbian site he liked....knew enough to understand that INSTANT ACCESS meant to join the site and see the rest of the content. Went in your purse, stole your credit card......managed to fill in all the information such as email addresss, name....
Typed in the credit card number...knew where to look for the expiry date of the card...and even knew to look on the back of the card for the CVV2 number that the billing company requires?

Caller: Uhm, well *insert giggle* I told you he was smart

Me: No child that is 5 years old is that smart.

Caller: Well, uhm....are you sure?

Me: Positive

Caller: Uhm, so this isn't going to work is it?

Me: No, it isn't. You want me to cancel your subscription while I have you on the phone so you won't be billed in future?

Caller: Yes, please do that.

what a dipshit

07-19-2004, 01:46 PM	#1
justsexxx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 13,723	WHAHAHA yeah right, 14 y/o son joins our site Good afternoon, My name is Greg XXXX and it looks like our son and his friends have used MY charge card to order your porn. My son is 14!! He gave me the inforfation after I got the facts out of one of his friends. Sorry for any problems at your end but this adult service needs to end ASAP! They told me it was around $28 for a month. Well, I would imagine that without a call /e-mail you will just keep billing MY card. The billing WILL end now. Consider this your call to end service to subscription ID# XXXX. User name OhnoImhere. Password XXXXX. Keep the $28 but stop the service NOW please. I don?t know what e-mail they gave to you but mine is XXXX and I need a confirmation that you received this and that you ARE cancelling this service as requested. Thanks for your time __________________ Questions? ICQ: 125184542

07-19-2004, 01:48 PM	#4
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Tell him to talk like this to his son and not to you. Honestly, id respond and ask him to say please or i will not cancel it. In the meantime cancel it but dont tell him yet. He acts as if you did something wrong. Hes either bullshitting and signed up himself and wont admit it or his son indeed signed up and thats a problem between them. This is not your problem. Last edited by Dirty F; 07-19-2004 at 01:50 PM..

07-19-2004, 01:49 PM	#5
BlingDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO ICQ 280-752-076 Posts: 6,343	Stealthy little bastard..... I love the way he used "ohnoimhere" like it was some kind of surprise... LMAO (Sounds like something the Bling Daddy would have done at 14.) __________________ Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.

07-19-2004, 01:50 PM	#7
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Just reply that you will think about it. __________________

07-19-2004, 01:52 PM	#9
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,121	Sounds legit. Kids do the darndest things. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

07-19-2004, 01:47 PM	#2
boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	sounds legit since he says he'll still pay what he owes.

07-19-2004, 01:52 PM	#8
Flu Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 652	Sounds pretty legit. I don't think you want to get the CC company invovled, because without a signature, I'm pretty sure he can get his money Charged Back.

07-19-2004, 01:53 PM	#11
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Tell him to eat your ass.

07-19-2004, 01:56 PM	#12
AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	Sounds nice enough, and didn't even threaten a chargeback? I don't know, seems like a good dude. Kudos to him!

07-19-2004, 02:01 PM	#14
Aquarius Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mom's basement Posts: 4,754	Seems legit to me.

07-19-2004, 02:03 PM	#15
mahoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Nv Posts: 5,318	Fuck that Shit rebill is ass over and over. Just kidding of course. What's the big deal ? Cancel is membership...next ? __________________ Vegassexparty.com

07-19-2004, 02:06 PM	#17
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	I get these all the time. Cancel him before he chargesback.

07-19-2004, 02:09 PM	#18
pushpills Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 3,700	Ask him was his son satisfied with the memers area?

07-19-2004, 02:12 PM	#20
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Be happy that the mother/father is accepting their responsibility & not requesting you refund any monies back. Cancel them and let them know that you did. I wouldn't start or leave open any additional dialoge with them though.... "Account #xxxxxx has been canceled as requested." Your processor might send out cancellation confirmations as well.

07-19-2004, 02:18 PM	#21
Rankings Adult SEO Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: A cat with three legs cannot bury shit in a frozen pond. In addition to that, can you cry underwater? Posts: 10,633	if only it was that easy then everyone could cancel __________________ Your leader for Adult SEO Services 19+ Years Serving the Adult/SEO Industry ICQ: 610-814 Skype: xratedseo

07-19-2004, 02:24 PM	#22
Reak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 420Calendar.com Posts: 17,920	I think it was more like this dad jerked and bought a membership mom checks the CC Bill dad tell mom little mikie did it mom understands the situation problem fixed dad tells andre to keep the $28 because he finally got laid and it was still cheaper then the whore next door

07-19-2004, 02:28 PM	#25
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Just refund and let him know that you refunded or it will most certainly turn into a chargeback. __________________ I like pie.

07-19-2004, 02:35 PM	#30
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07-19-2004, 02:39 PM	#31
Matt Frackas Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood, CA USA Posts: 453	Welcome to the Adult Internet. There is some absolutely FANTASTIC customers! Enjoy them! Embrace them! Invite them over for dinner! ... this type of customer is a cocksucker...... either he had/has no intention of paying or hes really stupid enough to let his kids get hold of his credit cards and browse adult websites. REFUND. __________________ MattsMoney.com The King of Amateurs MattsModels.com Online since 1999 icq: 234750958

07-19-2004, 02:40 PM	#32
adonis Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 231	Well, I got this story. One hour after signing up some guy said his bank has called him and told his card was used to join our site (Ibill doesn't show the site name in the statement), and he found out his son did this, and he even had the subs. number and asked for a refund... And there are others using this method, I always want to say "You liar SOB"

07-19-2004, 02:53 PM	#33
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Sounds legit to me too. Generally the scammers want all funds paid returned. My absolute best one? A phone call... Caller: Hi, this is blah blah and it appears my 5 year old nephew signed up for your lesbian site with MY credit card when he was visiting me...he was facinated when he saw my computer so I let him "play" on it for a while...SMART little devil isn't he? insert giggle. So anyways, the thing is, I'm not going to get mad at you for letting a 5 year old join your site but I must insist that ALL funds be returned to me. Me: Are you saying FIVE as in he will be only 6 years old his next birthday? Caller: Yes Me: So what you are saying is that this FIVE year old turned on your computer...hahahahahahaed your browser...typed in the name of a search engine like google and searched for lesbian porn....found a lesbian site he liked....knew enough to understand that INSTANT ACCESS meant to join the site and see the rest of the content. Went in your purse, stole your credit card......managed to fill in all the information such as email addresss, name.... Typed in the credit card number...knew where to look for the expiry date of the card...and even knew to look on the back of the card for the CVV2 number that the billing company requires? Caller: Uhm, well insert giggle I told you he was smart Me: No child that is 5 years old is that smart. Caller: Well, uhm....are you sure? Me: Positive Caller: Uhm, so this isn't going to work is it? Me: No, it isn't. You want me to cancel your subscription while I have you on the phone so you won't be billed in future? Caller: Yes, please do that.

07-19-2004, 03:08 PM	#35
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	The customer asked to be canceled, I would cancel him and send him some links for filters and possibly a refund. In reality since we are automatically guilty in the cc world . It doesnt pay even if they are the biggest assholes in the world . They can chargeback.