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  • mammy
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 2279
    #1

    america fights back against mastrubation





    Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
    Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

    and so on

    funny article

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    • Mike Okitch
      Confirmed User
      • May 2004
      • 4126
      #2
      What's really worse, 150,000 people jacking off or a couple "experts" admitting to having counted that shit?

      $3.14 billion? With that kind of money, you could buy about 26166667 hand releases in a Vegas parlour. If America is willing to spend that kind of money, at least call the pros

      Got the link to that article?
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        • TweetyBird
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          • Feb 2004
          • 8532
          #3
          post the link to the article please
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            • mammy
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 2279
              #4
              www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

              the image in first post had that link

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                • ShellyCrash
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 6708
                  #5
                  Originally posted by mammy

                  Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!
                  My god- I wonder what we're losing!

                  Seriously though- I wonder what percentage of that are workers in our industry- it would be interesting, I would imagine that the people who get paid to masterbate might make up some of the deficit?

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                    • Michaelious
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6720
                      #6
                      Very funny site!

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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          I'm whackin it right now...




                          ...and I'm Canadian, so there is nothing they can do about it.




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                            • Persius
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 11779
                              #8
                              lol wierd site idd

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                                • kongen
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2002
                                  • 110
                                  #9
                                  In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.
                                  btw, The White House's official page is www.whitehouse.gov, not www.whitehouse.org
                                  Last edited by kongen; 07-18-2004, 12:39 PM.

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                                    • Manowar
                                      jellyfish  
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 71528
                                      #10
                                      that article is great.

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                                        • davecummings
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2922
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mammy




                                          Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
                                          Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!

                                          and so on

                                          funny article
                                          There might be a financial plus to the lost $3.14B in that people who do masturbate might be more focused afterwards upon the task at hand, be it at work, driving someplace, or in increased job output (hence, "productivity") to more than offset the claimed $3.14B lost!!!! I firmly believe (and "preach" in many of my "From the Trenches" monthly columns) that sex/masturbation is a natural, normal, and healthy aspect of life--"healthy" not only sexually, but also emotionally and physically! It's too bad that a lot of those catholic priests who abused males didn't jerk-off more and leave innocent kids alone:-(.

                                          Dave
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                                            • FlyingIguana
                                              aspiring banker
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 10870
                                              #12
                                              everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten

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                                                • Mike Okitch
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 4126
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                  everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten
                                                  That's just not true. If it where, I alone would have rendered all cats and the whole feline population, including lions and tigers, extinct.
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                                                    • r3ap3r
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                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                      • 3535
                                                      #14
                                                      Nice site. Very Funny.

                                                      Canadians have it good. We can whack off were ever we feel like and no body cares.
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                                                        • doober
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 6984
                                                          #15







                                                          or

                                                          http://www.whitehouse.org/initiative...s/overview.gif

                                                          http://www.whitehouse.org/initiative...ages/chart.gif
                                                          Last edited by doober; 07-18-2004, 02:56 PM.

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                                                            • crockett
                                                              in a van by the river
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 76818
                                                              #16
                                                              lol I love that site.. haven't been there in awhile allways good for a laugh or two
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                                                                • flashfire
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 13098
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Ha, thats great

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                                                                    • ZanyCash Larry
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                                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                                      • 1057
                                                                      #18
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