When incorporating, did you use a bland name? - GoFuckYourself.com

erehwon · 07-17-2004, 08:15 PM

OK, its getting to the point now to incorporate the adult projects I have now and in the works. I was curious if when you all incorporated, did you use some bland generic name like Tom's Cleaners Inc. that hid your true business, or did you say, fuck it, I'll call my company 'Online Blowjobs Inc.'

I can care less what my banker thinks of me, I think they're all a bunch of assholes, but I am still wary of stuff like audits and other circumstances where having an adult named business might come to haunt me later.

07-17-2004, 08:27 PM

I personally incorporated under Pisscockasstitspussyshitfuck INC. More conservative people would probably opt to use something a little more proper. For some reason, people refuse to take my checks. Strange....

Maybe that's a good thing though.

Sly_RJ · 07-17-2004, 08:29 PM

Bland name. Flaunting vulgarity isn't the greatest of ideas.

NoHassleSteve · 07-17-2004, 08:35 PM

Audits, contracts, leases, credit lines, trials, hearings, zoning.

In every case something like "Dilligent Media" will get you a lot better treatment than BitchFuckers.com

Can let you be more like a large corp. and pretend adult/porn is just an aspect of your business and not the kind of sleaze you are

I hope that people realize that the spams that go to grandma... and the popup ads that soccer moms see their 8 year olds getting.... It all help make us a target.

It's like the difference between streetwalkers and escorts. Both are breaking the law... but the police get a lot more complaints about the ones that are seen.

MandyBlake · 07-17-2004, 09:32 PM

Yeah go try register a company and get a business checking account under the name Big Black Cocks for White Slut Cocksuckers, LLC.....
Doesn't work that well.
Yes we have a "bland name."

http · 07-17-2004, 09:35 PM

Blowjobs LLC would be truly stupid

Carpet Cleaners Inc too

Give it a totally neutral name that generates 100000000 results when searched for in google and is somehow related to computer or the internet

Computer Systems

Internet Services

...something like that

PersianKitty · 07-17-2004, 09:35 PM

<---- Meow Media, Inc.

creegan · 07-17-2004, 09:43 PM

i've always wondered how easy it would be to just start a company with a name that sound like a person's name. ie "Phil Barton LLC" and your name was andy mcshnifferlabin

you could pretty much be phil barton to normal people... checks, credit cards, etc

or no?

kane · 07-18-2004, 12:28 AM

when I first started in this biz I accidently screwed up when signing up for a sponser. I put the site name in the contact info area so when my first check from them came it said " pay to the order of: Extreme Anal Hardcore"

I contacted them and they changed the info for me and told me I could either wait for another check or try to deposit that one and if it didn't go they would send another. So I put it in the atm. Never heard from the bank about it

ZanyCash Larry · 07-18-2004, 12:30 AM

If you might use the company in the future for another venture, then generic name works best

chupacabra · 07-18-2004, 01:09 AM

...something edgy, like edge-com..

Groove · 07-18-2004, 01:22 AM

Give it a name that sounds good, but does not identify it with any specific industry.

bonita16 · 07-18-2004, 05:08 PM

Well, you can have a corporate or formal name for the purpose of your transactions with formal business organizations. Then you can maintain a funky tradename that you use for your clients.

This is i think legally allowed...an incorporation name different from your tradename or trademark.

NoHassleSteve · 07-18-2004, 07:02 PM

Yeah. Just file a D/B/A (Doing Business As...) so they funky name can have nearly as much legal weight as the company's real name.

eroswebmaster · 07-18-2004, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kane
when I first started in this biz I accidently screwed up when signing up for a sponser. I put the site name in the contact info area so when my first check from them came it said " pay to the order of: Extreme Anal Hardcore"

I contacted them and they changed the info for me and told me I could either wait for another check or try to deposit that one and if it didn't go they would send another. So I put it in the atm. Never heard from the bank about it

LOL too funny

07-17-2004, 08:15 PM	#1
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07-17-2004, 08:27 PM	#2
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I personally incorporated under Pisscockasstitspussyshitfuck INC. More conservative people would probably opt to use something a little more proper. For some reason, people refuse to take my checks. Strange.... Maybe that's a good thing though.

07-17-2004, 09:35 PM	#6
http Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,811	Blowjobs LLC would be truly stupid Carpet Cleaners Inc too Give it a totally neutral name that generates 100000000 results when searched for in google and is somehow related to computer or the internet Computer Systems Internet Services ...something like that

07-17-2004, 09:43 PM	#8
creegan Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 223	i've always wondered how easy it would be to just start a company with a name that sound like a person's name. ie "Phil Barton LLC" and your name was andy mcshnifferlabin you could pretty much be phil barton to normal people... checks, credit cards, etc or no? __________________ gfy'ers remind me of the causeheads from pcu

07-18-2004, 12:28 AM	#9
kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	when I first started in this biz I accidently screwed up when signing up for a sponser. I put the site name in the contact info area so when my first check from them came it said " pay to the order of: Extreme Anal Hardcore" I contacted them and they changed the info for me and told me I could either wait for another check or try to deposit that one and if it didn't go they would send another. So I put it in the atm. Never heard from the bank about it

07-18-2004, 12:30 AM	#10
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chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	...something edgy, like edge-com..

07-18-2004, 01:22 AM	#12
Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	Give it a name that sounds good, but does not identify it with any specific industry.

07-18-2004, 05:08 PM	#13
bonita16 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 59	Well, you can have a corporate or formal name for the purpose of your transactions with formal business organizations. Then you can maintain a funky tradename that you use for your clients. This is i think legally allowed...an incorporation name different from your tradename or trademark.

07-18-2004, 07:02 PM	#14
NoHassleSteve Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 450	Yeah. Just file a D/B/A (Doing Business As...) so they funky name can have nearly as much legal weight as the company's real name. __________________ Tai Lynn - Asian model with 50% revshare Teen Dolls with Alyssa Doll -- 60% payouts Spunkbucks PPS and Revshare NS Cash -- sites with pornstars and fresh faces -- 60% payouts