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Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-18-2004, 05:34 AM

couldn't sell my pussy in real life, will try and sell some other pussy instead.

punker barbie · 07-18-2004, 05:35 AM

ummmmmmmmmmm okay.

cool1 · 07-18-2004, 05:41 AM

Not true

NickPapageorgio · 07-18-2004, 05:44 AM

Sig placement. This thread will get ugly.

amber438 · 07-18-2004, 05:45 AM

And you came to that conclision because....?
I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right? So you assume female webmistresses are in similar circumstances, right??

Your powers of deduction are uncanny, Sherlock..

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-18-2004, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by amber438
And you came to that conclision because....?
I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right? So you assume female webmistresses are in similar circumstances, right??

Your powers of deduction are uncanny, Sherlock..

came a long way from "whatever", what got you started?

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Sig placement. This thread will get ugly.

the truth always is, amazing how guys turn into pussies themselfs.

it's a messageboard ya fagots, 90% of the chicks you are trying to impress have balls. (the other 10% could deflorate your bum with their oversized clit.)

amber438 · 07-18-2004, 05:54 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
[B]came a long way from "whatever", what got you started?

My coffee cup was empty and I got pissed

Doctor Dre · 07-18-2004, 06:02 AM

Just go on the street and sell your dick to gay fat mens if you think like that ...

KDizzla · 07-18-2004, 06:06 AM

Youre a fucking idiot. They're here for the money just like you.

Jonathan Quarkschowski · 07-18-2004, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
fat mens

BT · 07-18-2004, 06:10 AM

you were a hooker?

fatbaby · 07-18-2004, 06:28 AM

Quote:

I know..because most male adult webmasters and fat, old, balding, live in trailer homes and are needledicks, right?

It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know!

hova · 07-18-2004, 06:36 AM

amber438 · 07-18-2004, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby
It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know!

Shoot..I am sorry..I totally forgot!!
I will remember that next time..ok..??

The Other Sweetie · 07-18-2004, 07:11 AM

You're such a shit stain. If that's the case, then let's turn the tables and talk about the guys. Going by your ideology, male webmasters are only webmasters because you can't get real pussy outside your pc. Instead you have to settle for what you sell online. Seems to me that makes you guys a bit more pathetic than us girls.

angelsofporn · 07-18-2004, 09:03 AM

Whatever hapened to Nina? Havent seen her on in a while...she was super cool

Tala · 07-18-2004, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby
It's a DOUBLE WIDE, I'll have you know!

Wow! Impressive! You're a true player in the business, aren't you?

Ross · 07-18-2004, 09:07 AM

You suck.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-18-2004, 09:10 AM

trolling

Tala · 07-18-2004, 09:11 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
trolling

And they call us attention whores. Ha!

Soooooo....a woman is an attention whore and a man is a troll. Righto.

I need more coffee....

DarkJedi · 07-18-2004, 09:16 AM

MissMina · 07-18-2004, 09:23 AM

That was rude and uncalled for. You sir can

MandyBlake · 07-18-2004, 09:50 AM

How do you get the balls to say that?
What do you base this on?

The Bootyologist · 07-18-2004, 09:53 AM

uh oh

who has popcorn?

Tala · 07-18-2004, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
uh oh

who has popcorn?

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 07-18-2004, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski

it's a messageboard ya fagots, 90% of the chicks you are trying to impress have balls. (the other 10% could deflorate your bum with their oversized clit.)

Wow, been burned before??
Sorry, but people like you just make it that much harder for women like us to get anywhere.

Everytime I meet someone from this board I go through the same routine and frankly, its getting old:

Step 1. Ask tentative questions to make sure I am female. Attempt trick questions.
Step 2. Ask for pics.
Step 3. Recieve pics and react. "woah you are hot."Become more skeptical. Theres no way a hot girl could be a webmistress, right? And actually use her brain?
Step 4. Demand a phone conversation. Ha! If you are really paranoid, you call me, at random times, to ensure that it really is me and my phone number.
Step 4. Determine that I am a hot girl and a webmistress.
Step 5. Attempt to get naked pictures of me and ask me every fifteen minutes why I don't model.

It's always the same thing. I'm sorry you have all been burned. I really am. But we arent asking you to have sex with us-- we are asking you to get to know us and to do business with us. And saying that kind of shit just makes it that much harder. So thanks, and

mrthumbs · 07-18-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MiSsBeHeaDReSs
Wow, been burned before??
Sorry, but people like you just make it that much harder for women like us to get anywhere.

Everytime I meet someone from this board I go through the same routine and frankly, its getting old:

Step 1. Ask tentative questions to make sure I am female. Attempt trick questions.
Step 2. Ask for pics.
Step 3. Recieve pics and react. "woah you are hot."Become more skeptical. Theres no way a hot girl could be a webmistress, right? And actually use her brain?
Step 4. Demand a phone conversation. Ha! If you are really paranoid, you call me, at random times, to ensure that it really is me and my phone number.
Step 4. Determine that I am a hot girl and a webmistress.
Step 5. Attempt to get naked pictures of me and ask me every fifteen minutes why I don't model.

It's always the same thing. I'm sorry you have all been burned. I really am. But we arent asking you to have sex with us-- we are asking you to get to know us and to do business with us. And saying that kind of shit just makes it that much harder. So thanks, and

woah... i always thought you were a guy!

Tala · 07-18-2004, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
woah... i always thought you were a guy!

I get that a lot. It's really funny when someone comes up to me at a show and says it.

pornguy · 07-18-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
couldn't sell my pussy in real life, will try and sell some other pussy instead.

This looks more like a statment from a surfer that is attempting to get free nude photos...

I know, I know, you make more money in this industry than I do, Blah, Blah, Blah!!

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 07-18-2004, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrthumbs
woah... i always thought you were a guy!

*sigh*

LadyMischief · 07-18-2004, 10:50 AM

Jonathan Quarkschowski is short for moron!

pussyluver · 07-18-2004, 10:57 AM

He's just trying to up his sig value. He's prolly 15?

Dagwolf · 07-18-2004, 11:01 AM

My coffee cup was empty and I got pissed [/B][/QUOTE]

I must be on the right track, then. I jut lost my cup of coffee and I'm REALLY pissed.

Ar3s · 07-18-2004, 11:17 AM

lol

btw Jonathan Quarkschowski icq me please.

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