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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #1

    FOOD POISNED!

    Im home this Weekend evening because I am shitting out liquid crap.. It is like a Starbucks Mocha.

    Some guy at Dairy Queen This morning must have decided to wipe his ass with the chicken Pattie he gave me, cause I am FUCKED UP!

    My stomach is girggleing.. I will try and post a pic of me sitting on the pot for your enjoyment..

    Unless you tell me not to otherwise.

    Urghhh. Im cookin more up I feel it..

    Do you smell what Da Bone is cookin.

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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415

    #2
    Im soo repulsive.. But that's why Im Da Bone and you're not!

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    • boneprone
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jan 2001
      • 34415

      #3
      Does anyone care, my life is shooting out my ass and I am feeling like death..

      I think I lost 10 pounds already.

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      • Jamdin
        Registered User
        • Jan 2001
        • 3560

        #4
        If it's so bad, get your ass to the hospital...

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        • boneprone
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jan 2001
          • 34415

          #5
          I live in the Former Mianbi Republic.. We have no hospitals here. You live or die, there is no intermediate.

          Plus Im drinking lots of gatorade to keep myself hydrated. Not mush a hospital could do, but put a buket under me.

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          • DiabeticRage
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2001
            • 135

            #6
            Is it Explosive Ranger style?

            Mianbi Republic...is that near Vanutu?
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            • boneprone
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jan 2001
              • 34415

              #7
              If anyone has a shit fetish site, i have some good content for you.

              Let me know.

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              • Web_Mistress
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 374

                #8
                Feel for you Boneprone....keep up with the gatorade, that will help.

                As shitty (no pun intended) as it is, it is better to get it out of your system then "stop it up" cause then the bacteria causing it will really play havoc with your sytem.

                If it lasts longer than 2 days though, I'd see if you could take something to help....

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                • Gemini
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 7183

                  #9
                  As odd as it sounds an ounce or three of white vinegar and let it settle for an hour on your stomach followed with some white bread to absorb the mess helps alot.

                  It burns true but it also will kill alot of the germs. Also makes even better coming out. The old man hates docs and he uses it. Gave it to me once when I got some bad food when out.
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                  • KrazieSweets
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 1060

                    #10
                    damnit dude talk about shitty day

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                    • PimPaDelic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 123

                      #11
                      Yeah Really

                      Originally posted by KrazieSweets:
                      damnit dude talk about shitty day

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                      • Slick
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 7338

                        #12
                        DAMN, I didn't put enough poison on your chicken patty, I'll have to put more next time, he he.

                        I hope that you liked your nice creamy malt that went with that, I put in Slick's special sauce, he he he.

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                        • Dafey
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 169

                          #13
                          try 2 -3 drops of Visine in a glass of water.

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                          • pimp
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 200

                            #14
                            Visine?
                            as in the Eye Drops Visine???

                            Originally posted by Dafey:
                            try 2 -3 drops of Visine in a glass of water.
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                            • Poizon
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 157

                              #15
                              I know what it's like boneprone...I got food "poizon"ing from McDonalds 3 times last month. You'd figured that I would've quit eating there. Was sick for about 4 days each time. It sucked ass.....or should I say, It blew out my ass.

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                              • boneprone
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 34415

                                #16
                                good times

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                                • junction
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 2411

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by boneprone
                                  Im home this Weekend evening because I am shitting out liquid crap.. It is like a Starbucks Mocha.

                                  Some guy at Dairy Queen This morning must have decided to wipe his ass with the chicken Pattie he gave me, cause I am FUCKED UP!

                                  My stomach is girggleing.. I will try and post a pic of me sitting on the pot for your enjoyment..

                                  Unless you tell me not to otherwise.

                                  Urghhh. Im cookin more up I feel it..

                                  Do you smell what Da Bone is cookin.
                                  I spent a day in the hospital last week from food poisoning. Fucking Chinese food.

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                                  • bringer
                                    i have man boobies
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 13082

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by boneprone
                                    good times
                                    yeah, any post talking about your stinkhole spitting out liquid crap is an instant classic
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                                    • StRoGE
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 1713

                                      #19
                                      You should know better then to eat at Dairy Queen.
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